@notnotjoel.bsky.social
Nasty freak from the swedish deep south
He/him
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the thing about white academics claiming they lost jobs because of whiteness is always funny to me because if you keep asking questions you find out they think they deserve a professor job because their dad had one.
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the thing about white academics claiming they lost jobs because of whiteness is always funny to me because if you keep asking questions you find out they think they deserve a professor job because their dad had one.
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To be more constructive in my criticism of him:
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
To be more constructive in my criticism of him:
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
I think it might be time to kill the great satan y'all
International Criminal Court judge, "sanctioned" by the USA for doing his job, blocked from using internet services worldwide, credit cards, banking... And nobody cares...
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I think it might be time to kill the great satan y'all
I'm a moderate, I believe megyn kelly should be fed head first into the wood chipper
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm a moderate, I believe megyn kelly should be fed head first into the wood chipper
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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Some fool tried to tell me how steel wool is made, like in a factory or something. Everybody knows you get steel wool from these sheep
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Some fool tried to tell me how steel wool is made, like in a factory or something. Everybody knows you get steel wool from these sheep
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Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
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just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?
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I remember when so many nerds were begging for serialization, but maybe we should go back to the long overarching story mixed with standalone episodes format.
I mean, sometimes you gotta take a break from your intergalactic war to play baseball with some jerk Vulcans.
I mean, sometimes you gotta take a break from your intergalactic war to play baseball with some jerk Vulcans.
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I remember when so many nerds were begging for serialization, but maybe we should go back to the long overarching story mixed with standalone episodes format.
I mean, sometimes you gotta take a break from your intergalactic war to play baseball with some jerk Vulcans.
I mean, sometimes you gotta take a break from your intergalactic war to play baseball with some jerk Vulcans.
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Yeah I've been spiritually attacking Jordan for years now, but I never targeted his grandchild! That's completely unrelated
i believe raw meat cures everything and that it's a good idea to quit benzos cold turkey by going into a medically induced coma. why is everyone i love always sick and dying?
lets all stay dignified and remember that jordan was doing (canadian) politics the right way
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Yeah I've been spiritually attacking Jordan for years now, but I never targeted his grandchild! That's completely unrelated
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."
October 14, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."
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I'm not smart enough for all these people dumber than me to be in power
Kamala Harris on MSNBC now saying she “always believed titans of industry” would be guardrails for democracy but now—shocker—she reports that turns out they’re not. Only, she still’s waiting! “At some point they’ve got to stand up.” This kind of willful naïveté & denial doesn’t need airtime.
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm not smart enough for all these people dumber than me to be in power
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The internet used to be useful.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The internet used to be useful.
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it