Starseed & Hutch
banner
nokisses.bsky.social
Starseed & Hutch
@nokisses.bsky.social
Some kisses permitted. He/them.
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
Oh silliness. my mother has texted me a photo from a movie she is watching, an obvious bedroom scene - so she can point out the age of the pattern in the quilt.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Somebody re-record total eclipse of the heart so we can shoot the video here
Oh look, there are renderings. The Versailles jokes make themselves. Also, this architecture firm should be laughed out of existence.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
ever find yourself thinking things like "i kinda doubt that the billionaire pedophile cabal running our world only had the one epstein" and then your brain just kinda blue screens and reboots to protect itself
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
The great thing about this is that you know there are 50 people around him trying various strategies they recall from parenting a toddler or training a puppy to get him to stop bringing up Epstein, and none of it is working. Right now they're baking him an Optimus Prime cake and hoping for the best.
he’s crashing out
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
Is it just me or does Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day feel like it comes earlier and earlier each year?
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Can’t believe I read that fukkin book
Here he’s just admitting that his hillbilly elegy narrative was a lie and he despises people who do low wage work
JD Vance: "Democrats' idea was the way you get more prosperity is that you import more and more low wage servants."
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When you fall in love with a puppet, you become the puppet on the other hand. The Silicon Valley dickhead behind the curtain is controlling you both
AI Relationships Are on the Rise. A Divorce Boom Could Be Next
Secret chatbot flings are creating new legal challenges for married couples when it comes to infidelity.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
This is a core element of conservative philosophy: If a single "undeserving" person is getting a government benefit, the answer is to take it away from millions.*

*Offer does not apply to tax loopholes or any other benefit enjoyed by the wealthy
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My wife works in scientific research, and the speed at which this god-damned administration has wrecked non-profit research is a tragedy. The infrastructure and talent that has just been scuttled…. There are many other tragedies but this one will have a thousand nearly invisible consequences
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
I'm gonna fuckin' lose it
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
the scientific method is when anyone disagrees with anything
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
crusader tattoo guys vs nordic pagan beardos is a type of right wing internecine conflict I hadn't expected, but which seems so obvious in retrospect
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s worth remembering that she doesn’t need ai to write poasts that massacre one of the top ai gatekeepers
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
Every regulation written in blood
environmental storytelling
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Reposted by Starseed & Hutch
If a company runs an ad that doesn‘t promote any particular product, but just says “hey, we’re part of your life” — confiscate all its income and arrest the board immediately. jail the ceo just to be sure
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM