Marc Channick
@marcchannick.bsky.social
I'm here for a long time, not a good time
In addition to all of the other insanity/projection, he's also admitting that the DOJ is actively ratfucking the production/redaction of the materials
Donald Trump, basically acknowledging that so far at least he’s losing the fight over Epstein.
December 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
In addition to all of the other insanity/projection, he's also admitting that the DOJ is actively ratfucking the production/redaction of the materials
At the Annual Pedophile Appreciation Dinner but vigorously shaking my head the entire time to show my disapproval
Statement from the NYT, which is useful context, but still feel like you gotta mention it in the column!
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
At the Annual Pedophile Appreciation Dinner but vigorously shaking my head the entire time to show my disapproval
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
If Joe Biden had said "I watched it go bing bing", Jake Tapper would have personally stormed the White House to demand 25th Amendment proceedings
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If Joe Biden had said "I watched it go bing bing", Jake Tapper would have personally stormed the White House to demand 25th Amendment proceedings
This is the kind of thing a twitchy, disheveled guy in the movies mutters to his friends* at a diner
*several sugar packets, a matchbook, and a Mayor McCheese figurine
*several sugar packets, a matchbook, and a Mayor McCheese figurine
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is the kind of thing a twitchy, disheveled guy in the movies mutters to his friends* at a diner
*several sugar packets, a matchbook, and a Mayor McCheese figurine
*several sugar packets, a matchbook, and a Mayor McCheese figurine
a Parks & Rec cover band called the Eagletons
a Star Wars cover band called Han Halen
a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
a Parks & Rec cover band called the Eagletons
oh hey, we didn't see you there...
I didn't know this was going to be on the record, and also, how in the world did you snag this photo of the seven of us who just happened to be hanging around in the same room at the same time
(h/t @dianabhenriques.bsky.social)
(h/t @dianabhenriques.bsky.social)
December 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
oh hey, we didn't see you there...
Hell yeah grandpa
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hell yeah grandpa
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mister president, sir, this is every republican political advisor in america and i recommend you keep posting this shit
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
mister president, sir, this is every republican political advisor in america and i recommend you keep posting this shit
Sam's brain is as smooth as a marble
Its great how the media has 1998 naivety view of politics
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Sam's brain is as smooth as a marble
I always wondered what happened to the Man in the Yellow Hat
NEWSMAX: Is it accurate when President Trump calls the affordability crisis "a hoax"?
REP. DAVID KUSTOFF: This is a crisis President Trump inherited. He has worked on addressing the affordability issue, if it fact it exists
REP. DAVID KUSTOFF: This is a crisis President Trump inherited. He has worked on addressing the affordability issue, if it fact it exists
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I always wondered what happened to the Man in the Yellow Hat
You: The perfect description of social media brain poisoning doesn't exist
Me:
Me:
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You: The perfect description of social media brain poisoning doesn't exist
Me:
Me:
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ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
This is quite literally a gag from Parks & Rec
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is quite literally a gag from Parks & Rec
oh so he's DYING dying
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
oh so he's DYING dying
deck the halls with bows of holly
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
deck the halls with bows of holly
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Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Which popular baseball player made the Hall of Fame this year? If you guessed Jeff Kent you are wrong, he was never popular.
Not beating the absolutely pathetic hack allegations here, Peter
His advisers warned that there would be "chaos" at the border unless he took a range of actions. But Biden and his top aides did not act on recommendations. A deep look at how Biden failed to head off the immigration crisis that beset his presidency @cflav.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/12/07/u...
How Biden Ignored Warnings and Lost Americans’ Faith in Immigration
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not beating the absolutely pathetic hack allegations here, Peter
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
When everyone knows it's probably Grandpa's last Christmas so everyone makes a big deal about him
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Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
October 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?