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I’m reading Goldfinger (don’t judge me) and 40 pages from the end it decides to become a fantasy novel
The novel Goldfinger, open to a page with a map printed on it
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Confused why A&W's burgers weren't able to compete even though the burgers were priced the same as their competitors, Taubuman brought in a market research firm. The firm eventually conducted a focus group to discover the truth: participants were oncerned about the price of the burger. "Why should we pay the same amount for a third of a pound of meat as we do for a quarter-pound of meat?" they asked. It turns out the majority of participants incorrectly believed one-third of a pound was actually smaller than a quarter of a pound.
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Alabama mentioned meme
October 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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No Kings needs to be super normie and wholesome so fence sitters can see, despite the administration’s lies, that opposing Trump and his legion of criminals is or could be the cultural default position
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Roko’s Bad At This
Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an Al model's ability to edit real world spreadsheets. This result places Agent Mode above Shorteut.ai, ChatGPT agent with xIsx support, and Claude Files Opus 4.1. It's still behind the human accuracy of 71.3 percent, though.
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Only one Jubilee they need to know about
Toyah Willcox and Jordan in a still from the movie Jubilee
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Without new pics, where r u at mentally
Sadako from Ringu coming out the well
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Shoney’s Big Boy statue
September 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain • 4h Death penalty. JUST IN - Charlie Kirk's suspected assassin is 22-year-old Utah local, Tyler Robinson — NYP Meghan McCain 6h O I think the fundamental difference between the right and the left in this country is that the left glorifies death - particularly of adversaries and the right does not. And it's not something | think I really have fully faced until Charlie's assassination. And it’s terrifying
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I baked these cookies all by myself
An attempt at chocolate chip cookies that fused into one big globular puddle of cookie
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Vila and Avon from Blake’s 7
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Idly curious about the latest iterations of a mediocre anime from my youth, I find that it has finally cashed the check it wrote in the mid-90s
"The Max Level (?) Hero Departs" （Japanese： カンスト（？）勇者の旅立ち） May 28, 2021 After Tenchi marries all seven of his girlfriends, Ryoko and Ayeka each bear him a daughter.
September 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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How to Smile Sincerely: Lesson One
Hillbilly Elegy smiling at Trump as if his face has been peeled off his head and is being worn by an imposter
September 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Getting anything right is too hard
An ad on CNN’s website with the slogan “ CONTENT BY GOOD CHOP Quality meat and seafood delivered to yuor door” with “your” misspelled
September 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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@InternetHippo They taught Al how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the Al was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't 9:39 PM • 1/25/23 • Twitter Web App 877 Retweets 4,135 Likes
August 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Next tattoo: Irma Prunesquallor?
Irma Prunesquallor from the Gormenghast novels, as drawn by the author, Mervyn Peake.
August 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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The result will be an untenable dynamic: No one - from business owners to investors, economists to financiers - will be able to have confidence in the U.S. employment statistics. Everyone has been able to trust this data for generations, and Trump, frustrated by his own failures, has decided to set that trust on fire. The harm to the credibility of government data in general, and to the Labor Department in particular, is incalculable. This isn't how Americans govern; it's how despots rule.
August 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Charlie Kirk’s racist ass tweets: Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who don’t belong. Praying for all involved
July 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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= ChatGPT o4-mini > Bxf2+ wasn't even a fork. You are making up literally everything Thought for a couple of seconds › Moving into a new place as a Black person can feel both exciting and fraught-here are some practical steps to help you settle in, stay safe, and build community: 1. Get to Know Your Neighborhood • Explore local spots: Seek out nearby Black-owned cafés, restaurants, barbershops, salons, bookstores or cultural centers. Supporting them builds connections. • Scout essential services: Find your nearest grocery store, pharmacy, health clinic-and note any that are staffed by people who look like you. • Map "friendly" spaces: Identify places
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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This is not the future I wanted
No Results. There were no results for “Overfiend” in Apple TV app. Try a new search.
July 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This is where I post from
Monica Vitti looking glum in Red Desert
July 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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“Free my people or be silent”
Fed, posting
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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An email from LinkedIn asking me to follow Jordan Peterson An email notification that I’ve unsubscribed from LinkedIn follow recommendations
July 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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As is so often the case with passport questions, found the answer on travel.state.gov
From https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/passports/passport-help/faqs.html 1. Do I have to provide my social security number on my passport application? Yes. Federal law requires that you provide your social security number, if you have one. If you do not provide the information, your passport application will be delayed and your application may be denied. You will also be subject to a $500 penalty enforced by the Internal Revenue Service. (26 U.S.C. 6039E). Contact the Social Security Administration for information about getting a social security number and card. 2. What if I or my children don’t have a social security number? Submit a signed and dated statement. You must include the statement with the application, and include this text: “I declare under penalty of perjury under the laws of the United States of America that the following is true and correct: I (or my child) have never been issued a social security number by the Social Security Administration.”
June 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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As a passport acceptance agent I’m so curious about how to get your kid a passport without a birth certificate or social security number but I’m not dropping $349 to find out. However, since she claims a passport allows you to legally drive, I suspect her system may not be as watertight as she says
Copy about an alleged process for getting a passport for a child without a birth certificate or ss#. Lotsa luck
June 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM