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“Are my eyes really brown?”
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Around this time two years ago I was thrilled to learn that there is no definitive origin story for panettone, and thus no one can refute it when I insist on calling it “bread of Tony” #panettone

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December 9, 2024 at 6:58 PM
My personal theory for this whole viral numbers thing that the kids all love to shout about is that our planet has finally finished calculating a proposed question to go with the previously determined answer re: life, the universe, and everything.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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saucer section not charging
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Good evening
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I still can’t hear that song without my brain filling in the little clicks from the plastic guitar or unconsciously moving my fingers to hit the notes. It’s my go-to Guitar Hero/Rock Band song.
Guitar Hero (2005 | Harmonix | PS2)

I know no one wants to hear this, but TAKE ME OUT by Franz Ferdinand, the “new” song on this tier in Guitar Hero is now as old as SHARP DRESSED MAN by ZZ Top was at Guitar Hero’s release
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I repeat.
a man in a niners baseball uniform is standing on a field
ALT: a man in a niners baseball uniform is standing on a field
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November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Good morning
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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NGL the puppy version of Cannonball Run is what’s been keeping me going the last couple days and I’m not even paying close attention
I am so flabbergasted & tearful & grateful & JUST REALLY EMOTIONAL over everything that’s happened around this so-special pup since this saga started on…good god, how was it only Wednesday morning?

That it has meant as much to so many of you fills me up to the brim.

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October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814
Imagine winning the World Series. You'd get to visit the ruins that used to be the White House
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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A lot of exciting data center jobs coming down the pike.
October 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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tired: it's always DNS

inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
September 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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We used to be a proper country. One with exciting product lines.
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Art
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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the greatest to do it.

on sneakers, for @bwdr.bsky.social: www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2023/08/23/s...
September 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM