Brock
@spigot.bsky.social
I play games so you don't have to. Stardew Valley speedrunning champion. Director of the Federal Bureau Of Control. Former ghost. 7th Chairman of the Tojo Clan.
I’m @brockwager over on Twitter.
Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya
I’m @brockwager over on Twitter.
Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya
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Brock
@spigot.bsky.social
· Feb 16
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, sitting in front of a fridge, praying it doesn't eat him.
(A saga in 3 tweets)
(A saga in 3 tweets)
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This is the greatest poem ever scribed by a scriber.
Totally Not a Bear - A Poem for @gailsimone.bsky.social Gail Simone
(1/2)
Sometimes you're the hammer
Sometimes you're the nail
Sometimes you're the blackbird
Sometimes you're the snail
(1/2)
Sometimes you're the hammer
Sometimes you're the nail
Sometimes you're the blackbird
Sometimes you're the snail
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is the greatest poem ever scribed by a scriber.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
I’ve been chipping away at Baby Steps when I have a chance in small chunks and I have to say that this part completely infuriates me but I can’t stop thinking about it when I’m doing something else.
Stupid sand.
Stupid sand.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’ve been chipping away at Baby Steps when I have a chance in small chunks and I have to say that this part completely infuriates me but I can’t stop thinking about it when I’m doing something else.
Stupid sand.
Stupid sand.
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Headline of the day
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Headline of the day
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As a society, we need to reconcile how we let this happen.
in the mean time you can buy my book here:
hollow-press.net/products/the...
in the mean time you can buy my book here:
hollow-press.net/products/the...
The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games by Super Eyepatch Wolf - U.D.W.F.G. essays I
The Bizarre World of Fake Video Games by Super Eyepatch Wolf( U.D.W.F.G. essays I ) Thank you everybody for your orders and support. Preorders will be shipped within end of November as announced. Now ...
hollow-press.net
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
As a society, we need to reconcile how we let this happen.
in the mean time you can buy my book here:
hollow-press.net/products/the...
in the mean time you can buy my book here:
hollow-press.net/products/the...
This just showed up today. Woo!
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This just showed up today. Woo!
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Shout out to u/BuffaloCrapSmeller on the retro anime subreddit for posting this, I had no idea where this meme came from until today!
Anime: The Brave of Sun Fighbird, 1991.
Anime: The Brave of Sun Fighbird, 1991.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Shout out to u/BuffaloCrapSmeller on the retro anime subreddit for posting this, I had no idea where this meme came from until today!
Anime: The Brave of Sun Fighbird, 1991.
Anime: The Brave of Sun Fighbird, 1991.
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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my most cancelable video game hot take is that i think "ludonarrative dissonance" is a useful term
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my most cancelable video game hot take is that i think "ludonarrative dissonance" is a useful term
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Hooray! The first of the Thanksgaming 2025 posts is up on Kotaku, with an epic TWENTY unknown indies to check out!
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
20 Incredible Innovative Indie Games To Wishlist This Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgaming 2025 everybody! Celebrate with a huge pile of unknown indies to put on your radar
kotaku.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hooray! The first of the Thanksgaming 2025 posts is up on Kotaku, with an epic TWENTY unknown indies to check out!
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
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Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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I remember following this as it happened and it was glorious.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I remember following this as it happened and it was glorious.
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
New Defunctland dropped!
Got 4-5 hours to learn about animatronics? I sure do.
youtu.be/NyIgV84fudM?...
Got 4-5 hours to learn about animatronics? I sure do.
youtu.be/NyIgV84fudM?...
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
YouTube video by Defunctland
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
New Defunctland dropped!
Got 4-5 hours to learn about animatronics? I sure do.
youtu.be/NyIgV84fudM?...
Got 4-5 hours to learn about animatronics? I sure do.
youtu.be/NyIgV84fudM?...
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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When it comes to video games, I'm as prone to doom scrolling as anybody else. But!!!
It's important to protect hope and happiness. I've collected 19 game devs, critics, comedians, a union leader, and a superhero to share what they're grateful for.
The Indoor Kids! Kinda Funny! Triple Click! More!
It's important to protect hope and happiness. I've collected 19 game devs, critics, comedians, a union leader, and a superhero to share what they're grateful for.
The Indoor Kids! Kinda Funny! Triple Click! More!
18 reasons to be thankful for video games
According to 19 guests, including members of The Indoor Kids, Kinda Funny, and Triple Click
postgame.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When it comes to video games, I'm as prone to doom scrolling as anybody else. But!!!
It's important to protect hope and happiness. I've collected 19 game devs, critics, comedians, a union leader, and a superhero to share what they're grateful for.
The Indoor Kids! Kinda Funny! Triple Click! More!
It's important to protect hope and happiness. I've collected 19 game devs, critics, comedians, a union leader, and a superhero to share what they're grateful for.
The Indoor Kids! Kinda Funny! Triple Click! More!
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Intrepid captain of the Situationship.
Polycules? Is that some obscure hero from Greek mythology?
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Intrepid captain of the Situationship.
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Rest in peace, Dad. I am proud to be your son and will carry on your legacy of awful jokes, questionable fashion choices and love of bugs and critters.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Rest in peace, Dad. I am proud to be your son and will carry on your legacy of awful jokes, questionable fashion choices and love of bugs and critters.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
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i cant wait to never hear about crypto or ai ever again
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i cant wait to never hear about crypto or ai ever again