Brock
@spigot.bsky.social
I play games so you don't have to. Stardew Valley speedrunning champion. Director of the Federal Bureau Of Control. Former ghost. 7th Chairman of the Tojo Clan.
I’m @brockwager over on Twitter.
Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya
I’m @brockwager over on Twitter.
Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya
I’ve been chipping away at Baby Steps when I have a chance in small chunks and I have to say that this part completely infuriates me but I can’t stop thinking about it when I’m doing something else.
Stupid sand.
Stupid sand.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’ve been chipping away at Baby Steps when I have a chance in small chunks and I have to say that this part completely infuriates me but I can’t stop thinking about it when I’m doing something else.
Stupid sand.
Stupid sand.
Rest in peace, Dad. I am proud to be your son and will carry on your legacy of awful jokes, questionable fashion choices and love of bugs and critters.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Rest in peace, Dad. I am proud to be your son and will carry on your legacy of awful jokes, questionable fashion choices and love of bugs and critters.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
Glad to know your pain and struggles over the last while are now in the past.
Visited a cozy bookstore today that looked like what would happen if I was in charge of running a book shop.
I swear there’s a body lost under a pile of books in one of the stacks…
I swear there’s a body lost under a pile of books in one of the stacks…
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Visited a cozy bookstore today that looked like what would happen if I was in charge of running a book shop.
I swear there’s a body lost under a pile of books in one of the stacks…
I swear there’s a body lost under a pile of books in one of the stacks…
Man, I love the judges’ outfits on Physical: Asia. They look like a Mortal Kombat character or Chinese zombie/ghost…. Or the Saja Boys from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Man, I love the judges’ outfits on Physical: Asia. They look like a Mortal Kombat character or Chinese zombie/ghost…. Or the Saja Boys from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
It was also fun finding the nods to Sucker Punch’s earlier games, especially the Sly Cooper, tucked away in unexpected places and in the dyes for your gear.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It was also fun finding the nods to Sucker Punch’s earlier games, especially the Sly Cooper, tucked away in unexpected places and in the dyes for your gear.
Finished Ghost Of Yôtei today and it is definitely in the running for my favourite game of the year.
Nice simple revenge story told exquisitely well in one of the most artistically beautiful games I’ve played in years.
Also, playing with Miike mode turned on was the best decision I could make.
Nice simple revenge story told exquisitely well in one of the most artistically beautiful games I’ve played in years.
Also, playing with Miike mode turned on was the best decision I could make.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Finished Ghost Of Yôtei today and it is definitely in the running for my favourite game of the year.
Nice simple revenge story told exquisitely well in one of the most artistically beautiful games I’ve played in years.
Also, playing with Miike mode turned on was the best decision I could make.
Nice simple revenge story told exquisitely well in one of the most artistically beautiful games I’ve played in years.
Also, playing with Miike mode turned on was the best decision I could make.
Checking out the hot chicks at the fair.
October 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Checking out the hot chicks at the fair.
This one issue of a Star Wars side-story comic did more to explain what the heck was happening in terms of the Knights Of Ren and Snoke and such than the entire sequel trilogy.
It makes me almost more upset at how badly those movies set up interesting ideas and then did nothing with them.
It makes me almost more upset at how badly those movies set up interesting ideas and then did nothing with them.
September 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This one issue of a Star Wars side-story comic did more to explain what the heck was happening in terms of the Knights Of Ren and Snoke and such than the entire sequel trilogy.
It makes me almost more upset at how badly those movies set up interesting ideas and then did nothing with them.
It makes me almost more upset at how badly those movies set up interesting ideas and then did nothing with them.
It may be tempting but resist the urge to kick a bottle off of an overlook.
It’s not worth it.
It’s not worth it.
September 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It may be tempting but resist the urge to kick a bottle off of an overlook.
It’s not worth it.
It’s not worth it.
Cross this plank, they said.
It’s easy, they said.
It’s easy, they said.
September 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Cross this plank, they said.
It’s easy, they said.
It’s easy, they said.
If you don’t do this, then by all that is good and holy, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BACKUP SAVE BEFORE THE WIEGRAF FIGHT!
September 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you don’t do this, then by all that is good and holy, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BACKUP SAVE BEFORE THE WIEGRAF FIGHT!
Talk about a roller coaster of emotions. I was very happy I had made it across this stream… and then this happened.
Suffice it to say, the noise I made was quite undignified.
Suffice it to say, the noise I made was quite undignified.
September 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Talk about a roller coaster of emotions. I was very happy I had made it across this stream… and then this happened.
Suffice it to say, the noise I made was quite undignified.
Suffice it to say, the noise I made was quite undignified.
Checking out the hot chicks at the fair.
September 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Checking out the hot chicks at the fair.
I got this at the town open house the other day and I think I’m going to just start sharing crayfish facts with telemarketers from now on.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I got this at the town open house the other day and I think I’m going to just start sharing crayfish facts with telemarketers from now on.
This guy. This freakin’ guy.
Almost hat to just put the game down and walk away, but after double digit attempts, I managed to put him to sleep!
Almost hat to just put the game down and walk away, but after double digit attempts, I managed to put him to sleep!
September 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This guy. This freakin’ guy.
Almost hat to just put the game down and walk away, but after double digit attempts, I managed to put him to sleep!
Almost hat to just put the game down and walk away, but after double digit attempts, I managed to put him to sleep!
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
This was the book equivalent of the Ice Cube War Of The Worlds movie only it wasn’t over in 90 minutes.
If I could give it less than 1 star on Goodreads I would.
At least this character gets it:
If I could give it less than 1 star on Goodreads I would.
At least this character gets it:
August 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This was the book equivalent of the Ice Cube War Of The Worlds movie only it wasn’t over in 90 minutes.
If I could give it less than 1 star on Goodreads I would.
At least this character gets it:
If I could give it less than 1 star on Goodreads I would.
At least this character gets it:
Hey @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social does this look like a loaded bacon scrambled egg box?
Seems some of your staff this morning think it is, even after being corrected when they asked if it was supposed to be sausage and I told them, “No, it’s bacon.”
Also never asked for the croissant.
Seems some of your staff this morning think it is, even after being corrected when they asked if it was supposed to be sausage and I told them, “No, it’s bacon.”
Also never asked for the croissant.
August 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Hey @timhortonsofficial.bsky.social does this look like a loaded bacon scrambled egg box?
Seems some of your staff this morning think it is, even after being corrected when they asked if it was supposed to be sausage and I told them, “No, it’s bacon.”
Also never asked for the croissant.
Seems some of your staff this morning think it is, even after being corrected when they asked if it was supposed to be sausage and I told them, “No, it’s bacon.”
Also never asked for the croissant.
And that’s credits rolling on Sword Of The Sea. What a wild rush of a ride.
A worthy successor to Journey & Abzu (haven’t played The Pathless yet but plan to remedy that soon).
A worthy successor to Journey & Abzu (haven’t played The Pathless yet but plan to remedy that soon).
August 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
And that’s credits rolling on Sword Of The Sea. What a wild rush of a ride.
A worthy successor to Journey & Abzu (haven’t played The Pathless yet but plan to remedy that soon).
A worthy successor to Journey & Abzu (haven’t played The Pathless yet but plan to remedy that soon).
Thanks to @oddthisday.bsky.social for having the links back to the story. I’ve had this momentous day saved on my calendar as an annual reminder for years.
Happy hole day, @ryannorth.ca!
Happy hole day, @ryannorth.ca!
August 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Thanks to @oddthisday.bsky.social for having the links back to the story. I’ve had this momentous day saved on my calendar as an annual reminder for years.
Happy hole day, @ryannorth.ca!
Happy hole day, @ryannorth.ca!
How do I get one of these?
Also, the art should just be this screenshot from the movie.
Also, the art should just be this screenshot from the movie.
August 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
How do I get one of these?
Also, the art should just be this screenshot from the movie.
Also, the art should just be this screenshot from the movie.
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
I swear this doesn’t go back far enough as I got Steam with the Orange Box and I don’t even see it listed.
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
I swear this doesn’t go back far enough as I got Steam with the Orange Box and I don’t even see it listed.
August 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
I swear this doesn’t go back far enough as I got Steam with the Orange Box and I don’t even see it listed.
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
I swear this doesn’t go back far enough as I got Steam with the Orange Box and I don’t even see it listed.