No Brain Cells
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Shenhe, Raiden, and Chiori haver
He/Him/His
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The global fascist right acts with solidarity against its enemies, the remaining liberal democracies instead stick their head in the sand and pretends that the fascists aren't fascists.
Amazing moment on French TV. A French judge explains how Trump sent people from the US Embassy basically trying to intimidate her during Le Pen's trial for embezzlement - something they've done to other judges around the world.
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 PM
The global fascist right acts with solidarity against its enemies, the remaining liberal democracies instead stick their head in the sand and pretends that the fascists aren't fascists.
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One of the only times in recent memory I can recall it working the other way was Biden working behind the scenes to make sure Bolsonaro's coup failed in Brazil, which was so unusual that Lula was like "what the fuck is going on? Didn't expect you to help but ok"
The global fascist right acts with solidarity against its enemies, the remaining liberal democracies instead stick their head in the sand and pretends that the fascists aren't fascists.
Amazing moment on French TV. A French judge explains how Trump sent people from the US Embassy basically trying to intimidate her during Le Pen's trial for embezzlement - something they've done to other judges around the world.
January 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
One of the only times in recent memory I can recall it working the other way was Biden working behind the scenes to make sure Bolsonaro's coup failed in Brazil, which was so unusual that Lula was like "what the fuck is going on? Didn't expect you to help but ok"
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World-historical batshitness: "We probably won't get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength & force where we would be frankly, unstoppable. But I won't do that. Now everyone's saying 'oh good.' …I won't use force. All the United States is asking for is a place called Greenland."
Trump: Greenland “is the northern frontier of the Western hemisphere. It’s our territory.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
World-historical batshitness: "We probably won't get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength & force where we would be frankly, unstoppable. But I won't do that. Now everyone's saying 'oh good.' …I won't use force. All the United States is asking for is a place called Greenland."
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Once again reiterating that it's a genuine problem for U.S. diplomacy that American elites are too goddamn stupid to see "The president is deterred by the threat armed force" and "Mister Trump does a Reasonable Diplomacy because The System Worked" are entirely different outcomes.
Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Once again reiterating that it's a genuine problem for U.S. diplomacy that American elites are too goddamn stupid to see "The president is deterred by the threat armed force" and "Mister Trump does a Reasonable Diplomacy because The System Worked" are entirely different outcomes.
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Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
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Like Trump's own words directly contradict these push alerts. Why were they sent out? Who made the decision to send them? Don't print lies in the newspaper! bsky.app/profile/pbum...
He was later asked by a reporter why he said the military is "off the table" for Greenland and replied "we'll see what happens" before adding "The military is not on the table" because he doesn't "think it will be necessary."
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Like Trump's own words directly contradict these push alerts. Why were they sent out? Who made the decision to send them? Don't print lies in the newspaper! bsky.app/profile/pbum...
The gods are cooked if they can't even smite an impious charlatan shouting bald face lies atop a mountain while openly tempting fate
Dr Oz makes stuff up: "The survival rate for hospice in California if you're one of these fraudulent centers is 100%. No one is dying. I mean, there's a higher death rate on this set in Davos. Everyone lives. So we obviously are going to go after that."
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The gods are cooked if they can't even smite an impious charlatan shouting bald face lies atop a mountain while openly tempting fate
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our national character has its virtues, many of which are also its flaws
January 21, 2026 at 1:11 PM
our national character has its virtues, many of which are also its flaws
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The power outages and freezing conditions in Ukraine right now are insane. Greenland news and war “coverage fatigue” not giving it the presence in headlines it deserves. The humanitarian impact is absolutely staggering.
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 AM
The power outages and freezing conditions in Ukraine right now are insane. Greenland news and war “coverage fatigue” not giving it the presence in headlines it deserves. The humanitarian impact is absolutely staggering.
Never lend Yoweri Museveni your car
![Museveni's pickup truck had a flat tire at Katigondo; as they had no replacement, the PRA leader was forced to walk 19 kilometres (12 mi) to Nyendo where he asked a friend, Nathan Ruyondo, to loan him his Peugeot 304.[22] He claimed that he needed the car to get to a relative's wedding. Ruyondo agreed to lend the Peugeot; he would never see his car again.[22]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kabamba](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pjjs2tni5ywzfdenqlvsmk6q/bafkreiembilxw2dw6rs2fmvkepgikbtvg5dnvab6tphva7tzevbbwy2zte@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Never lend Yoweri Museveni your car
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HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
HE'S FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
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congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job
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the empire, long divided, must unite
is there a law against mark carney becoming British PM
not to lib out but if anybody in labour made a speech that demonstrated even 70% of the understanding of what’s happening and, importantly, the willingness to explain what’s happening as that mark carney one, they should obvs just coronate them leader now and save everybody the faff
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
the empire, long divided, must unite
Idiots have ended the world
A new one struggles to be born
Now is the time of idiots
...
Technically, I guess that means I'm up
A new one struggles to be born
Now is the time of idiots
...
Technically, I guess that means I'm up
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Idiots have ended the world
A new one struggles to be born
Now is the time of idiots
...
Technically, I guess that means I'm up
A new one struggles to be born
Now is the time of idiots
...
Technically, I guess that means I'm up
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at this point if you haven't gotten illegally denied entry to a detention center as a D congressperson you really got to get that on the schedule
I flew down to south Texas today to do my job - investigate why people are dying in ICE detention centers.
I was just illegally denied entry to Dilley Detention Center. Because they have something to hide.
I was just illegally denied entry to Dilley Detention Center. Because they have something to hide.
January 20, 2026 at 10:23 PM
at this point if you haven't gotten illegally denied entry to a detention center as a D congressperson you really got to get that on the schedule
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the western alliance was born in the fires of the most catastrophic conflict in the history of the world. republicans are spitting on the graves of the dead. these men and women are human filth.
Genuinely insane we are living in a world where the Danish have to deploy a battlegroup to protect themselves against America. Makes my blood turn molten, honestly
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January 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
the western alliance was born in the fires of the most catastrophic conflict in the history of the world. republicans are spitting on the graves of the dead. these men and women are human filth.
Good news: I've managed to keep my elderly mom off of Facebook
Bad news: She uses WeChat
Bad news: She uses WeChat
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Good news: I've managed to keep my elderly mom off of Facebook
Bad news: She uses WeChat
Bad news: She uses WeChat
I remember people being mad at the Menswear Guy on Twitter for daring to say that Asian people can be racist too.
I believe it was PJ who pointed out for left-wing politically active diaspora children, there is a code of omertà around stuff like this where you either deny people in your community are Republican-curious or blame it on Democrats not being leftist enough.
There are a lot of people like this in first and second generation communities and BlueSky is often very uncomfortable acknowledging this.
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I remember people being mad at the Menswear Guy on Twitter for daring to say that Asian people can be racist too.
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"Mr. President, Brezhnev called. He wants me to tell you he is considering a nuclear strike on China."
"Oh. That's bad. You tell that commie son of a bitch that if he thinks he can take out Taipei without . . . ."
"Mr. President, he means Beijing."
"Oh."
"Oh. That's bad. You tell that commie son of a bitch that if he thinks he can take out Taipei without . . . ."
"Mr. President, he means Beijing."
"Oh."
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"Mr. President, Brezhnev called. He wants me to tell you he is considering a nuclear strike on China."
"Oh. That's bad. You tell that commie son of a bitch that if he thinks he can take out Taipei without . . . ."
"Mr. President, he means Beijing."
"Oh."
"Oh. That's bad. You tell that commie son of a bitch that if he thinks he can take out Taipei without . . . ."
"Mr. President, he means Beijing."
"Oh."
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I think the moment I fully lost it with American elite culture was when there was a no-shit bipartisan panic attack over Colorado throwing Trump off the 2024 ballot because of this stipulation
every time I read this, I get apocalyptically apoplectic about how clear it is. it is instant. it does not require explicit congressional action to invoke, it instead only requires that to remove.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I think the moment I fully lost it with American elite culture was when there was a no-shit bipartisan panic attack over Colorado throwing Trump off the 2024 ballot because of this stipulation
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every time I read this, I get apocalyptically apoplectic about how clear it is. it is instant. it does not require explicit congressional action to invoke, it instead only requires that to remove.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
every time I read this, I get apocalyptically apoplectic about how clear it is. it is instant. it does not require explicit congressional action to invoke, it instead only requires that to remove.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.
One of the things I worry about is that anti-Canadian and anti-European sentiment develops in the US when we face the consequences of our own actions
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
One of the things I worry about is that anti-Canadian and anti-European sentiment develops in the US when we face the consequences of our own actions
“A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization!”
bad things are happening. you have no power to stop them. now is the time of posting quotes that sound badass.
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
“A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization!”
As a child of Chinese immigrants* I am against any and all "Co-Prosperity Spheres" on principle.
One of whom was quite old and alive during WWII
One of whom was quite old and alive during WWII
The Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere.
100%. That being said, Trump posting Greenland and Canada annexation graphics is more than a joke - I think he has genuinely convinced himself of a messianic mission to annex/grow the Western hemisphere.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 PM
As a child of Chinese immigrants* I am against any and all "Co-Prosperity Spheres" on principle.
One of whom was quite old and alive during WWII
One of whom was quite old and alive during WWII
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I think a lot of Americans are unprepared for how insanely bad things will get if Trump actually goes for this, but conversely a lot of people on here are underrating how fast things will get memory holed and smoothed over if there’s a climb down
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I think a lot of Americans are unprepared for how insanely bad things will get if Trump actually goes for this, but conversely a lot of people on here are underrating how fast things will get memory holed and smoothed over if there’s a climb down