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The audacity of making a piece of junk and then insisting that everyone use it.
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The audacity of making a piece of junk and then insisting that everyone use it.
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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I GOT BAD FOOT.
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I GOT BAD FOOT.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRAY TO ALL THE SAINTS I CAN HEAR YOU TOO
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRAY TO ALL THE SAINTS I CAN HEAR YOU TOO
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHAUFFEUR, ANYWAY
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHAUFFEUR, ANYWAY
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU DRIVE LIKE A TIMID ACTUARY
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU DRIVE LIKE A TIMID ACTUARY
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: OK, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BOND
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: OK, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BOND
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING ALL DAY, IT IS TIME TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT
PRIEST: I can't stop, I'm supposed to get you to the monastery today.
SKULL: I AM BORED, YOU ARE BORING
PRIEST: Just a couple more hours.
SKULL: SORROW CAN BE ALLEVIATED BY GOOD SLEEP, A BATH, AND A GLASS OF WINE
PRIEST: I can't stop, I'm supposed to get you to the monastery today.
SKULL: I AM BORED, YOU ARE BORING
PRIEST: Just a couple more hours.
SKULL: SORROW CAN BE ALLEVIATED BY GOOD SLEEP, A BATH, AND A GLASS OF WINE
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING ALL DAY, IT IS TIME TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT
PRIEST: I can't stop, I'm supposed to get you to the monastery today.
SKULL: I AM BORED, YOU ARE BORING
PRIEST: Just a couple more hours.
SKULL: SORROW CAN BE ALLEVIATED BY GOOD SLEEP, A BATH, AND A GLASS OF WINE
PRIEST: I can't stop, I'm supposed to get you to the monastery today.
SKULL: I AM BORED, YOU ARE BORING
PRIEST: Just a couple more hours.
SKULL: SORROW CAN BE ALLEVIATED BY GOOD SLEEP, A BATH, AND A GLASS OF WINE
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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adverse possession. look it up.
The bear that moved into a home’s crawlspace more than a week ago in Altadena is not budging: despite numerous attempts by the homeowners to keep him out, the animal is staying put.
Unbearable living situation: Bear under Altadena home showing no signs of leaving
“I feel nervous all the time,” homeowner Ken Johnson said. “I’m always looking over my shoulder to see if he’s coming out.”
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
adverse possession. look it up.
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When I tell my kids we used to have vomit machines at work, operated by special technicians, they don’t even believe me.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When I tell my kids we used to have vomit machines at work, operated by special technicians, they don’t even believe me.
Tag yourself, I'm COAT BATH.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Tag yourself, I'm COAT BATH.
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6) Rosa Parks wasn't meek. A lifelong believer in self defense, her politics were expansive. She loved Martin & Malcolm & Stokely, Ella Baker & Queen Mother Moore, fought for reparations, Black history in every curriculum, prisoner defense, welfare rights—"any move to show we are dissatisfied."
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
6) Rosa Parks wasn't meek. A lifelong believer in self defense, her politics were expansive. She loved Martin & Malcolm & Stokely, Ella Baker & Queen Mother Moore, fought for reparations, Black history in every curriculum, prisoner defense, welfare rights—"any move to show we are dissatisfied."
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3) There wasn't anything to suggest this was a history-changing event. You know that mugshot photo. It's NOT from this arrest but from one 2 months later when she was arrested as a 'boycott leader.' It's often misattributed because we like the version where the right act is obvious when it happens.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
3) There wasn't anything to suggest this was a history-changing event. You know that mugshot photo. It's NOT from this arrest but from one 2 months later when she was arrested as a 'boycott leader.' It's often misattributed because we like the version where the right act is obvious when it happens.
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Today is the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks' arrest. Six myths: 1) She wasn't old or tired. 42 years old that day, she had a "life history of being rebellious" & had spent two decades helping to turn the Montgomery NAACP into a more activist branch alongside ED Nixon and Johnnie Carr.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today is the 70th anniversary of Rosa Parks' arrest. Six myths: 1) She wasn't old or tired. 42 years old that day, she had a "life history of being rebellious" & had spent two decades helping to turn the Montgomery NAACP into a more activist branch alongside ED Nixon and Johnnie Carr.
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I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I found this terribly sad. A young woman with her life ahead of her, and she becomes one of the last American victims of the Long War.
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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Life here is full of tomorrows.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Life here is full of tomorrows.
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As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
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You can see the raspberry canes growing in the background. This worker is going through the flats that were just picked and filling the clamshell retail boxes. She is making sure only high quality berries are included and the weight is accurate.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
You can see the raspberry canes growing in the background. This worker is going through the flats that were just picked and filling the clamshell retail boxes. She is making sure only high quality berries are included and the weight is accurate.