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The audacity of making a piece of junk and then insisting that everyone use it.

"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRAY TO ALL THE SAINTS I CAN HEAR YOU TOO
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHAUFFEUR, ANYWAY
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU DRIVE LIKE A TIMID ACTUARY
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: OK, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BOND
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING ALL DAY, IT IS TIME TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT
PRIEST: I can't stop, I'm supposed to get you to the monastery today.
SKULL: I AM BORED, YOU ARE BORING
PRIEST: Just a couple more hours.
SKULL: SORROW CAN BE ALLEVIATED BY GOOD SLEEP, A BATH, AND A GLASS OF WINE
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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6) Rosa Parks wasn't meek. A lifelong believer in self defense, her politics were expansive. She loved Martin & Malcolm & Stokely, Ella Baker & Queen Mother Moore, fought for reparations, Black history in every curriculum, prisoner defense, welfare rights—"any move to show we are dissatisfied."
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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3) There wasn't anything to suggest this was a history-changing event. You know that mugshot photo. It's NOT from this arrest but from one 2 months later when she was arrested as a 'boycott leader.' It's often misattributed because we like the version where the right act is obvious when it happens.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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You can see the raspberry canes growing in the background. This worker is going through the flats that were just picked and filling the clamshell retail boxes. She is making sure only high quality berries are included and the weight is accurate.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM