Ceil
@ceilck.bsky.social
FT data viz analyst; sandwich gen caregiver; mom looking for colleges. Married to a sweet guy and we have a sweet dog. I like weird, funny stuff, psychological horror & scotch.
Please come over & clean my house.
Please come over & clean my house.
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Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years in prison for assisting in & participating in the rape of countless children & without explanation, the Trump admin moved her to a Club Fed where she is now being waited on hand & foot & they even gave her a fucking puppy.
Anyone wanna explain that?
Anyone wanna explain that?
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years in prison for assisting in & participating in the rape of countless children & without explanation, the Trump admin moved her to a Club Fed where she is now being waited on hand & foot & they even gave her a fucking puppy.
Anyone wanna explain that?
Anyone wanna explain that?
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Did Women Ruin The Workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Did Women Ruin The Workplace?
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Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
There was definitely a second sandwich-thrower in the grassy knoll.
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There was definitely a second sandwich-thrower in the grassy knoll.
I went to see @mulaney.bsky.social in Pittsburgh tonight and he was so hilarious, I thought they were going to have to take me out of there on a stretcher.
Honestly, there were a few moments where I laughed so hard I was worried that I wasn't going to be able to breathe if he told another joke.
Honestly, there were a few moments where I laughed so hard I was worried that I wasn't going to be able to breathe if he told another joke.
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I went to see @mulaney.bsky.social in Pittsburgh tonight and he was so hilarious, I thought they were going to have to take me out of there on a stretcher.
Honestly, there were a few moments where I laughed so hard I was worried that I wasn't going to be able to breathe if he told another joke.
Honestly, there were a few moments where I laughed so hard I was worried that I wasn't going to be able to breathe if he told another joke.
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The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.
Someone went there:
"It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel is Losing It"
via @futurism.com
futurism.com/future-socie...
"It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel is Losing It"
via @futurism.com
futurism.com/future-socie...
It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel Is Losing It
He's spent the past month delivering four high-octane lectures in San Francisco's downtown waterfront on the antichrist.
futurism.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.
Just thinking about the photos in the history books 50 years from now...
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just thinking about the photos in the history books 50 years from now...
"The revolution will be inflatable."
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"The revolution will be inflatable."
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ARE YOU HABEAS CORPUS?
October 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
ARE YOU HABEAS CORPUS?
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Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, Book 9:
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, Book 9:
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The whole party has been consumed by the mods of a 2014 incel forum where people talk about shooting up a supermarket because they saw a woman in yoga pants.
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The whole party has been consumed by the mods of a 2014 incel forum where people talk about shooting up a supermarket because they saw a woman in yoga pants.
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I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...
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It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.
NEWS: Sinclair says its ending its pre-emption of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
September 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.
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get ready friends
@halfmarshall.bsky.social @davidhemond.bsky.social
@jakichantler.bsky.social @11tulips.bsky.social @beachpebblegirl.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
@halfmarshall.bsky.social @davidhemond.bsky.social
@jakichantler.bsky.social @11tulips.bsky.social @beachpebblegirl.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Clarence Thomas says precedence might not determine cases on upcoming supreme court docket
The court is expected to weigh in on same-sex marriage next session, which it legalized in 2015
www.theguardian.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Des Moines public school issues statements yesterday (scroll down) saying that Ian Roberts had an FBI background check in 2023 and it raised no red flags and Roberts said he was a US Citizen.
To summarize: ICE said Roberts entered the US in 1999. He was running track for Copin Sate though in 1997
To summarize: ICE said Roberts entered the US in 1999. He was running track for Copin Sate though in 1997
Announcements on the Detention of Dr. Ian Roberts - Des Moines Public Schools
Public announcements and updates regarding the detention of Dr. Ian Roberts by Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) on Friday, September 26 are shared on this page: Friday, September 26 – approx. 12:...
www.dmschools.org
September 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Des Moines public school issues statements yesterday (scroll down) saying that Ian Roberts had an FBI background check in 2023 and it raised no red flags and Roberts said he was a US Citizen.
To summarize: ICE said Roberts entered the US in 1999. He was running track for Copin Sate though in 1997
To summarize: ICE said Roberts entered the US in 1999. He was running track for Copin Sate though in 1997
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We don’t talk enough about how racists and authoritarians are the ones who actually genuinely hate this country.
September 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We don’t talk enough about how racists and authoritarians are the ones who actually genuinely hate this country.
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I can’t tell you how much good could be done right now by average citizens socially cold-shouldering anyone tangentially working for ICE.
September 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I can’t tell you how much good could be done right now by average citizens socially cold-shouldering anyone tangentially working for ICE.
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This woman did the alterations for my mother-in-law’s sari for my wedding.
34 years in America, and an extra dose of cruelty before they kicked her out.
34 years in America, and an extra dose of cruelty before they kicked her out.
September 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This woman did the alterations for my mother-in-law’s sari for my wedding.
34 years in America, and an extra dose of cruelty before they kicked her out.
34 years in America, and an extra dose of cruelty before they kicked her out.
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Occam's razor says that the reason trump posted about star trek magic technology is simply that he saw a video with his face in it and went "hey that's me" and slammed that repost button
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Occam's razor says that the reason trump posted about star trek magic technology is simply that he saw a video with his face in it and went "hey that's me" and slammed that repost button
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I would always rather be us than them, every fucking day, no matter how angry or scared I get
trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it
we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak
trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it
we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak
It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I would always rather be us than them, every fucking day, no matter how angry or scared I get
trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it
we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak
trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it
we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak
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[England Dan, running alongside bus, waving sheaf of typed pages]: I made a list of things we could do!
September 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
[England Dan, running alongside bus, waving sheaf of typed pages]: I made a list of things we could do!
I'd Really Love to See You Tonight
[England Dan]: Hey, I haven't seen you in a really long time. Want to get together tonight?
[Woman]: ...
[Dan]: I'm not talking about moving in
[Woman]: what
[Dan]: I don't want to change your life
[Woman]: I've got to go
[England Dan]: Hey, I haven't seen you in a really long time. Want to get together tonight?
[Woman]: ...
[Dan]: I'm not talking about moving in
[Woman]: what
[Dan]: I don't want to change your life
[Woman]: I've got to go
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'd Really Love to See You Tonight
[England Dan]: Hey, I haven't seen you in a really long time. Want to get together tonight?
[Woman]: ...
[Dan]: I'm not talking about moving in
[Woman]: what
[Dan]: I don't want to change your life
[Woman]: I've got to go
[England Dan]: Hey, I haven't seen you in a really long time. Want to get together tonight?
[Woman]: ...
[Dan]: I'm not talking about moving in
[Woman]: what
[Dan]: I don't want to change your life
[Woman]: I've got to go