Low Cognitive Ability Agent
@nighthawkdanger.bsky.social
You are receiving these posts as a dream. We are unable to transmit through your shitpost neural interference. We are transmitting from the year 2-0-2-8. You are receiving these posts in order to alter the events you are experiencing.
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New #Union numbers were released this morning by BLS, showing that in 2025, 16.5 million workers in the United States were represented by a union, an increase of 463,000 from 2024 and the highest number of unionized workers in the U.S. in 16 years. 1/
February 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
New #Union numbers were released this morning by BLS, showing that in 2025, 16.5 million workers in the United States were represented by a union, an increase of 463,000 from 2024 and the highest number of unionized workers in the U.S. in 16 years. 1/
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"An Associated Press reporter was beaten by the police and detained along with three other journalists on Tuesday in Cameroon while reporting on a secretive Trump administration program to deport migrants to the Central African country, according to two of the people detained." (gift link)
Journalists Arrested in Cameroon While Reporting on Trump’s Secretive Deportation Program
www.nytimes.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"An Associated Press reporter was beaten by the police and detained along with three other journalists on Tuesday in Cameroon while reporting on a secretive Trump administration program to deport migrants to the Central African country, according to two of the people detained." (gift link)
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New study at The Lancet estimates that the illegal dismantling of USAID will result in up to 9.4 million deaths by 2030 alone
Some 2.5 million will be children under the age of 5
No hell too hot, no prison too brutal, for the DOGE boys who did this
Some 2.5 million will be children under the age of 5
No hell too hot, no prison too brutal, for the DOGE boys who did this
One year on from dismantling of USAID, study projects that global aid cuts could lead to 9.4 million deaths by 2030 | CNN
It’s been one year since the Trump administration dismantled the US Agency for International Development (USAID), with aid cuts leading to the closure of HIV clinics in South Africa, the termination o...
www.cnn.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
New study at The Lancet estimates that the illegal dismantling of USAID will result in up to 9.4 million deaths by 2030 alone
Some 2.5 million will be children under the age of 5
No hell too hot, no prison too brutal, for the DOGE boys who did this
Some 2.5 million will be children under the age of 5
No hell too hot, no prison too brutal, for the DOGE boys who did this
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FDRbros…we’re so back
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
FDRbros…we’re so back
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#OtD 12 Feb 1968 the Memphis sanitation strike by Black workers began in protest against mistreatment, discrimination, dangerous working conditions, and the recent deaths of two workers. Held out until April and won. More about this strike wave here: workingclasshistory.com/podcast/e99-...
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
#OtD 12 Feb 1968 the Memphis sanitation strike by Black workers began in protest against mistreatment, discrimination, dangerous working conditions, and the recent deaths of two workers. Held out until April and won. More about this strike wave here: workingclasshistory.com/podcast/e99-...
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My team at the Crowd Counting Consortium (@djpressman.bsky.social, Soha Hammam, & Chris Shay) has shared a big data update, covering all recorded US protests through Jan 2026. Some key takeaways 🧵:
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My team at the Crowd Counting Consortium (@djpressman.bsky.social, Soha Hammam, & Chris Shay) has shared a big data update, covering all recorded US protests through Jan 2026. Some key takeaways 🧵:
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
Yeah I avoided all math until I took a leap to take stats in my masters program and ended up taking 7 stats/programming classes over those 2 years. And then after worked my way through a whole math textbook that covered calculus, probability and linear algebra. And I continue to teach myself new
Then I found out as an adult that I’m really good at math if I can use code to automate the figure-juggling stuff I’m shit at. I’ve entirely taught myself high level stats, a bunch of coding languages, and am having fun teaching myself calculus.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yeah I avoided all math until I took a leap to take stats in my masters program and ended up taking 7 stats/programming classes over those 2 years. And then after worked my way through a whole math textbook that covered calculus, probability and linear algebra. And I continue to teach myself new
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Dudes are NOT ready for Women3
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Dudes are NOT ready for Women3
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this is incredibly frustrating. By framing this as a policy demand Dems are aiding a disinformation campaign that is intended to confuse the public about what is constitutionally required.
This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
this is incredibly frustrating. By framing this as a policy demand Dems are aiding a disinformation campaign that is intended to confuse the public about what is constitutionally required.
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This from @jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social is correct. The End of History is a great book.
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
This from @jeremiahdjohns.bsky.social is correct. The End of History is a great book.
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Soviet poet, body-builder & futurist Vladimir Goldschmidt hypnotizing a chicken, 1923
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Soviet poet, body-builder & futurist Vladimir Goldschmidt hypnotizing a chicken, 1923
This game proving Said Qutb wrong when he said the foot plays no role in football
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
This game proving Said Qutb wrong when he said the foot plays no role in football
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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svedka ad JUMPSCARE
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
svedka ad JUMPSCARE
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DHS has been posting Nazi memes for months. None of this is an accident.
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
DHS has been posting Nazi memes for months. None of this is an accident.
Ngl the horrors of the world are a bit much
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Ngl the horrors of the world are a bit much
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another example. middle aged suburban lady talking like a radicalized Union soldier in 1862 bsky.app/profile/jcol...
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
another example. middle aged suburban lady talking like a radicalized Union soldier in 1862 bsky.app/profile/jcol...
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dplyr 1.2.0 is out now and we are SO excited!
- `filter_out()` for dropping rows
- `recode_values()`, `replace_values()`, and `replace_when()` that join `case_when()` as a complete family of recoding/replacing tools
These are huge quality of life wins for #rstats!
tidyverse.org/blog/2026/02...
- `filter_out()` for dropping rows
- `recode_values()`, `replace_values()`, and `replace_when()` that join `case_when()` as a complete family of recoding/replacing tools
These are huge quality of life wins for #rstats!
tidyverse.org/blog/2026/02...
dplyr 1.2.0
dplyr 1.2.0 fills in some important gaps in dplyr's API: we've added a new complement to `filter()` focused on dropping rows, and we've expanded the `case_when()` family with three new recoding and re...
tidyverse.org
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
dplyr 1.2.0 is out now and we are SO excited!
- `filter_out()` for dropping rows
- `recode_values()`, `replace_values()`, and `replace_when()` that join `case_when()` as a complete family of recoding/replacing tools
These are huge quality of life wins for #rstats!
tidyverse.org/blog/2026/02...
- `filter_out()` for dropping rows
- `recode_values()`, `replace_values()`, and `replace_when()` that join `case_when()` as a complete family of recoding/replacing tools
These are huge quality of life wins for #rstats!
tidyverse.org/blog/2026/02...
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Look at how being diagnosed with cancer impacts people's involvement in crime!
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Look at how being diagnosed with cancer impacts people's involvement in crime!
Lmao fucking try it bitch
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Lmao fucking try it bitch
Notable that two of the examples are fictional and the one real one involved dudes literally liberating their country from ISIS. Meanwhile, this dude is… approaching random brown people to ask where they’re born. Also, free dissertation idea here (unfortunately)
In 2009, this was the mask of a UK SAS character in “Call of Duty.” By 2015 it was de rigeur among Iraqi government commandos and Shiite militiamen. In 2018, in “Sicario 2,” it was what CIA surrogate characters wore to disguise themselves as cartel gunmen.
Now US law enforcement wears it.
Now US law enforcement wears it.
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Notable that two of the examples are fictional and the one real one involved dudes literally liberating their country from ISIS. Meanwhile, this dude is… approaching random brown people to ask where they’re born. Also, free dissertation idea here (unfortunately)
Fukuyama talkin about jorkin it
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Fukuyama talkin about jorkin it