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You are receiving these posts as a dream. We are unable to transmit through your shitpost neural interference. We are transmitting from the year 2-0-2-8. You are receiving these posts in order to alter the events you are experiencing.
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My fellow Americans
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Counterpoint:

The Supreme Court lacks the authority to change the text of the Constitution.

So either it affirms the text or (further, and more completely) nukes its authority as Constitutional arbiter.

There’s no third option. Art III (courts) can’t just usurp Art V (amendments).
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
All I can say is lmao
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s fascinating in a morbid way how Cotton references Anwar al-Awlaki getting droned by Obama to justify the boat strikes
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?

TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded

BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Our national security strategy contains points lifted directly from TASS
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I am humbly requesting that lawmakers in every Democratic-controlled state spend every waking hour between now and Christmas cooking up new congressional district maps that draw Republicans out of electoral existence
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Yep, the Supreme Court really is just a House of Lords—a purely political branch with bizarre veto power, wielded capriciously and without accountability. Time for massive reform.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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these clowns are REALLY going to say that Texas’s map - which targeted majority minority districts - was NOT discrimination on the basis of race.

But they’ll say Louisiana’s map - drawn to comply with the Voting Rights Act and give Black voters representation- DID discriminate on the basis of race
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Hello! I am excited to finally announce the details of my new podcast. Introducing The Union Bug—a podcast by workers, for workers. Premiering Jan 2.
Introducing The Union Bug, a new podcast
The Union Bug is a podcast by workers, for workers. Premiering January 2.
www.wordsaboutwork.news
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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New CAP analysis of YMRP survey data: young men, supposedly enamored of hustle-bro culture, are actually extremely supportive of unions and unionizing. Once you realize their actual underlying motivation (a normal desire to prosper!) their views make sense.

www.americanprogress.org/article/why-...
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I went on @nprfreshair.bsky.social with Terry Gross to lay out what we know and don’t know about the administration’s second deadly strike on Sept 2, which killed two survivors in the Caribbean www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
Did the Trump administration commit a war crime in its attack on a Venezuelan boat?
Washington Post reporter Alex Horton talks about the Sept. 2 U.S. military strike on a boat with alleged "narco terrorists," in which a second strike was ordered to kill two survivors in the water.
www.npr.org
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You have got to be fucking kidding me someone tie Jeffries to a looney toons rocket and fire him into the sun. A complete fucking hack
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.

Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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New Substack post: gooners. groypers. incels. performative males. soccer hooligans. rap fans. traditionalist religious larpers. folkloric dancers. fans of hungarian writer laszlo krasnahorkai. they all have something in common

open.substack.com/pub/someunpl...
Boy, Turn Off That Clairo And Grab Yourself A Beer
"When a man doesn’t have a relationship he pours that energy into conspiracy theory, porn, and misogyny" - Scott Galloway (the Richard Reeves of incels)
open.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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so it is very apparent that

1) You are not going to be able to know for sure who or where an order came from, much less if it is legal

2) The President and SecDef will disavow any order that retroactively proves to be unpopular or risky
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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SLAVERY AND TREASON BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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New article out from me, in which I consider: what if I'm wrong about everything re: what's important for a flourishing democracy?

I use a recent book attacking institutions & advocating disintermediated localism to explore the limits of my view.

Get it free here: academic.oup.com/psq/advance-...
June 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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This America is right here for us if only we wish to build it.
From Frederick Douglass's 1867 "Composite Nation" speech, a defense of Chinese migration to the United States at a time when anti-Chinese sentiment was intensifying.
teachingamericanhistory.org/document/our...
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Along with the obvious implications of what amounts to a “no quarter” order by Hegseth and compliance by the commanders of JSOC and SEAL Team
6, it’s important that @alexhorton.bsky.social and Ellen Nakashima have nailed down those organizations in particular as the ones leading the boat strikes.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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It seems impossible that Alan Moore actually exists but I am thankful that he does—and for this incredible piece, which, this is the opening www.metropolitanreview.org/p/giant-of-t...
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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F/A-XX in shambles, Connie canceled, LSM/LAW stuck in perpetual torment, SM-6 production in shambles, F-35C buys at lowest rates, F/A-18E/F line being terminated, DDG(X) sent to the indeterminate future. The US Navy's century of Burkiliation is here. Arleigh-Burkes now and forever.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Me pretending to be asleep when my cats start meowing for food at 3:30am
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Meanwhile, in Venezuela:
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM