Nicholas Doyle
@nicholasdoyle.bsky.social
I like sandwiches and comics and books and music. I’m in a Christmas band. He/him.
https://thesilverbells.bandcamp.com/music
https://thesilverbells.bandcamp.com/music
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It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.
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I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors. I want to do what I want to do.
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors. I want to do what I want to do.
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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you only need one pencil and one doll, you shouldn't eat every cookie, you can pay for your health insurance with one payment of $1500, dress up for your flight and also do pull-ups in the airport, these are the dumbest fucking people
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
you only need one pencil and one doll, you shouldn't eat every cookie, you can pay for your health insurance with one payment of $1500, dress up for your flight and also do pull-ups in the airport, these are the dumbest fucking people
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Yeah we can throw together a career-best track to round out the collection, sounds fun. give us 30?
November 25, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Yeah we can throw together a career-best track to round out the collection, sounds fun. give us 30?
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Bands will throw a new track on a greatest hits collection and sometimes it's fine and sometimes it's "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
November 25, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Bands will throw a new track on a greatest hits collection and sometimes it's fine and sometimes it's "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)
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Droid with four lightsabers
I know, I know, it's Grevious
I know, I know, it's Grevious
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Droid with four lightsabers
I know, I know, it's Grevious
I know, I know, it's Grevious
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Hey sad dads, do we all like Geese now because we got worried our MJ Lenderman fandom made us feel too old-timey and we want the world to know we like amps being turned up sometimes?
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey sad dads, do we all like Geese now because we got worried our MJ Lenderman fandom made us feel too old-timey and we want the world to know we like amps being turned up sometimes?
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
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Listen. I’ve tried this, and “if the Ninja Turtles were real, would they order pizza from a chain or locally” actually raised tension
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Listen. I’ve tried this, and “if the Ninja Turtles were real, would they order pizza from a chain or locally” actually raised tension
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Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sorry, leg cramp, sorry
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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Picard management tip: Admit ignorance and ask a question rather than blunder forward out of pride.
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Picard management tip: Admit ignorance and ask a question rather than blunder forward out of pride.
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
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Brb gonna look at this grid of tiny Bruce Lees kicking the word USA with the word FOREVER crossed out
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Brb gonna look at this grid of tiny Bruce Lees kicking the word USA with the word FOREVER crossed out
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.
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I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
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As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As a NYer, ”real” “small town” America now looks like a sexual freak zoo run by genital-obsessive xenophobes who make women into living dolls and shoot each other. Mamdani’s NYC (and mine) is a safe, wholesome place where neighbors help each other, do scavenger hunts, ride bikes, and birdwatch.
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Why do young liberals love Zohran Mamdani? We talked to 3 elderly Staten Island conservatives who can’t correctly say his name.
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why do young liberals love Zohran Mamdani? We talked to 3 elderly Staten Island conservatives who can’t correctly say his name.
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Oooohhh noooooo not the stock market ohhhhhh nooooooo
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oooohhh noooooo not the stock market ohhhhhh nooooooo