Lil Mikey Dickballz
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Lil Mikey Dickballz
@neffnyc.bsky.social
Not not a lawyer, but extremely not YOUR lawyer. This is not legal advice. Nothing is legal, none of this is advisable.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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If you believe it was just 8 senators I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. This was a Schumer operation.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
One million long-waiting hungry ghosts are finally satisfied.
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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honor dick cheney’s memory by shooting someone in the face and making them apologize for it
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Chuck Schumer won't tell us whether he and Trump support the same candidate for NYC mayor or not.

Let that sink in.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
August 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My calves are basically a pre-seed round for my cardiovascular system.
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This isn’t funny. Judges only speak to the press when they’re in extreme distress
More judges speak to the press (the NYT) about what a disaster the Supreme Court (specifically the shadow docket) has been - “incredibly demoralizing & troubling”; a “judicial crisis”; a “slap in the face to district courts.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
October 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Now this is Content
September 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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He’s a MANIAC
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It is always a good time to sign up for a Stop the Bleed class, because you never know when you'll be glad to have taken one.
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Reminder that this would be the single worst piece of news to be reported in all of human history! nickbostrom.com/papers/where...
September 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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🎶 psycho killer

stress crochet 🎶
August 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Charon, the boatman for the River Styx, opens his mouth for the payment to ferry him to the underworld. “Wait, is this a meme coin?”
August 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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pbs should start broadcasting swan lake on loop he’s already defunded you what else can they do
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I don’t know who at the MTA is picking these, but this one is pretty fantastic
August 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Go off, King
August 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
dammit i forgot to not swallow batteries :(
August 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Some potatoes are white on the inside, and some are purple. Cats are mostly red.

#catsandpotatoes
July 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM