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Ho-ho-H-Oakes
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Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊

Clumsy, with good reflexes
Happy New Year folks 🤙
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
New years snoot boop?

New years snoot boop
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Stephen A. talking Shrek:
“Onions, Ogres, things of that nature”
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
🙏
Mike Macdonald said Josh Jones, who showed up on the injury report yesterday, is just banged up, but should be able to play.
Not sure yet on Charles Cross but he at least has a chance.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Awful, what is in the water?
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Truke
i said "fun" posts luke

Mayo and ranch both aren't worth the space their atoms take up.
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It’s the TNF game winner in OT against the Rams, but this is a close second
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Two gems:

1. Blocked by a NYY fan and reporter for insisting the MVP discussion between Cal/Judge was a debate, not settled

2. Blocked by a published public health official for saying “walking 10k steps is still healthy, not a myth” as she repeatedly insisted
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeesh, stay indoors today, Quandre. Rough day for Diggs’
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is this “ending a war”?
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ok i’m just now listening to the morning after pods…the Rams glazing is unreal man hahaha
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
All we need is another post-game officiating review from Puka to turn this night up to 11
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
And now for the main event: the Sean Mcvay postgame presser 🍽️
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Ball is moving what are you talking about, booth?
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Jeeeeezuz that was close
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Exceptional, Falcons. Please let this end normally
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is why
Raheem, have some pride and go win a game, how are you punting there?
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
How is that called a TD at all?
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM