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Oakes
@eol.bsky.social
(he/him)
Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊

Clumsy, with good reflexes
“Minus” lmfao
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Is 0-0 scorigami?
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Seahawks @ Rams
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Seahawks-Rams on Sunday
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
NS on Twitter: “cry harder about Levi’s, libs”

Bluski: “Yes, the Rams beat the Niners, a very injured team, at the Big Bell Bottom. What of it?”
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Powerful and terrifying
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don’t have words for the angst I’m feeling towards politics writ large rn
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I grasp that the timeline has some other things going on, but I had longform thoughts about elections this week and subsequent discourse that I’d been kicking around and drafting for a couple days, and before the Steelers game is kind of the last minute I can get them in
Sturdy Reflections After Election Night 2025
yeah yeah I'm not happy about posting on substack either but I had exactly two existing blogging accounts that I use to follow other people and the world doesn't need to see my tumblr
substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
disgusting
Fox gives Trump a platform during their NFL broadcast to peddle his absurd lies about "prices are coming way down", "we inherited a mess," and "our country has over $17 trillion being invested in it." Absolutely shameful for all involved.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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3 GOOD: some real approps working right for the first time in EONS, built based on need & politics, not from toplines. SHALL language on backpay 4 feds. Good anti-RIF language we’d want to see continued

2 BAD: Nothing forces Trump to actually FOLLOW the approps. A vote we could have forced already
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I see a lot of people jumping to conclusions re: Schumer’s vote and taking victory laps around their priors being confirmed, from both sides…can we let this play out for like an hour, at least? Please?

In the mean time call your Senators
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Everything moves way too fast in 2025
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not for nothing: Seahawks home win!
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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My statement on the spending legislation and Republican healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Good for Jason 👏
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oof
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Was that not a facemask on Emman?
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
(I know he didn’t but) if Myers had
missed that 😆
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM