Oakes
@eol.bsky.social
(he/him)
Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊
Clumsy, with good reflexes
Satellite Jockey/Star Plumber 📡🛰🔧
Musician 🎸🎹🎺
Seattle sports optimist 🔱 🦅🦑🔊
Clumsy, with good reflexes
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JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song?
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-
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my main issue with so many people In The News is why so many of them just wanted to be Famous. the how never really comes into it. writing should be one of those things you do because you have a mental illness only
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my main issue with so many people In The News is why so many of them just wanted to be Famous. the how never really comes into it. writing should be one of those things you do because you have a mental illness only
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when all the lawyers on your timeline go off at once
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
when all the lawyers on your timeline go off at once
Outside of streaming numbers (which I’m sure is the entire, forced point) what set of criteria could you possibly use to judge this collection of podcasts?
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Outside of streaming numbers (which I’m sure is the entire, forced point) what set of criteria could you possibly use to judge this collection of podcasts?
Hold up, surely to the practice squad…right??
Schultz: Brenden Rice to sign with the Seahawks.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hold up, surely to the practice squad…right??
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A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
Good evening to
✨ the Timeline ✨
✨ the Timeline ✨
a squirrel is drinking water from a plastic bottle while standing on its hind legs .
ALT: a squirrel is drinking water from a plastic bottle while standing on its hind legs .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Good evening to
✨ the Timeline ✨
✨ the Timeline ✨
Let tonight, truly, be the last time anyone utters Olivia Nuzzi’s name. Tomorrow and henceforth, she gets the societal silent treatment
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Let tonight, truly, be the last time anyone utters Olivia Nuzzi’s name. Tomorrow and henceforth, she gets the societal silent treatment
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Terrible day to be literate
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Terrible day to be literate
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Maybe it’s personalized, but the first gifs in the search bar, unprompted, hint at the Sunday football happenings (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Maybe it’s personalized, but the first gifs in the search bar, unprompted, hint at the Sunday football happenings (derogatory)
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Emmanwori’s ceiling is probably higher and he’s on his way to achieving it but…so close
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Emmanwori’s ceiling is probably higher and he’s on his way to achieving it but…so close
Graphic design is my passion
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Graphic design is my passion
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If you’re in line to donate your knee to Zabel stay in line 🙏
Mike Macdonald on Seattle Sports 710AM said "the initial news is really positive" on Grey Zabel's knee injury but they're still doing more testing, so nothing definitive yet.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you’re in line to donate your knee to Zabel stay in line 🙏
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i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
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[gazing distractedly into the mirror] “Well, I am more proud of the work we’ve done to save this country, but I do have to admit I appreciate the public re-evaluation of my raw sexual charisma, even if my wife is less appreciative. You can laugh at that one, Jacqui.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
[gazing distractedly into the mirror] “Well, I am more proud of the work we’ve done to save this country, but I do have to admit I appreciate the public re-evaluation of my raw sexual charisma, even if my wife is less appreciative. You can laugh at that one, Jacqui.”
Yessir! You’ve got this Ted!
LMAO -- Ted Cruz is on Fox News talking about running for president in 2028
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yessir! You’ve got this Ted!
No sacks yesterday is crazy. Please let Zabel be ok
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
No sacks yesterday is crazy. Please let Zabel be ok
For a long time, the Seahawks beat the Niners, almost no matter what. And then it stopped.
Inshallah with the Rams beating the Seahawks
Inshallah with the Rams beating the Seahawks
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
For a long time, the Seahawks beat the Niners, almost no matter what. And then it stopped.
Inshallah with the Rams beating the Seahawks
Inshallah with the Rams beating the Seahawks