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Husband. Dad. Figuring out the context in which we are oppressed by (Seahawks fan).
Resident KENNETH WALKER III sicko
Resident KENNETH WALKER III sicko
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Sam Darnold 2024 INTs thread 🧵
In @imdanchu.bsky.social style, I’ll be reviewing Sam Darnold’s 2024 INTs to determine whether the INT was on Sam-External force-combination of both.
Hopefully, I can answer how and why each int happened.
In @imdanchu.bsky.social style, I’ll be reviewing Sam Darnold’s 2024 INTs to determine whether the INT was on Sam-External force-combination of both.
Hopefully, I can answer how and why each int happened.
Sam Darnold 2024 Dropped INTs thread 🧵
I’ll continue reviewing Sam Darnold’s Dropped INTs with the same Sam-External-Both format to see if there is a through line.
So far Sam has a problem with losing track of defenders while zeroing onto his #1 WR late or pressured.
I’ll continue reviewing Sam Darnold’s Dropped INTs with the same Sam-External-Both format to see if there is a through line.
So far Sam has a problem with losing track of defenders while zeroing onto his #1 WR late or pressured.
During my junior year of high school, I misspoke on who the worst US president atp in history by saying Andrew Jackson instead of Johnson while we were going through The Reconstruction era. That history teacher ranted about how great Andrew Jackson was for at least 10 minutes. This is concerns me
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
During my junior year of high school, I misspoke on who the worst US president atp in history by saying Andrew Jackson instead of Johnson while we were going through The Reconstruction era. That history teacher ranted about how great Andrew Jackson was for at least 10 minutes. This is concerns me
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 AM
If Kubiak takes the Raiders job, I will root for his success.
If Kubiak takes the Cardinals job, I want Macdonald to nuke him from low orbit and stat pat his win column.
If Kubiak takes the Cardinals job, I want Macdonald to nuke him from low orbit and stat pat his win column.
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
If Kubiak takes the Raiders job, I will root for his success.
If Kubiak takes the Cardinals job, I want Macdonald to nuke him from low orbit and stat pat his win column.
If Kubiak takes the Cardinals job, I want Macdonald to nuke him from low orbit and stat pat his win column.
Russ is in the Epstein files
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Russ is in the Epstein files
MM complimenting WALKER for his block during the Bobo TD 😈
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
MM complimenting WALKER for his block during the Bobo TD 😈
This threw me for a loop not going to lie.
But goobers find one and other.
But goobers find one and other.
January 31, 2026 at 7:43 AM
This threw me for a loop not going to lie.
But goobers find one and other.
But goobers find one and other.
This is awful.
Was greeted with this lovely thumbnail after googling Jeff Bezos Seahawks lmao
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This is awful.
Called it. 300+m incoming
The NFL informed clubs today it is projecting a 2026 salary cap in the range of $301.2 million to $305.7 million per club, per source.
That would represent another significant jump from this year’s $279.2 million cap number, and nearly $100M than the $208.2M cap in 2022.
That would represent another significant jump from this year’s $279.2 million cap number, and nearly $100M than the $208.2M cap in 2022.
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Called it. 300+m incoming
So we are at the arresting capital J Journalists stage of fascism.
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
So we are at the arresting capital J Journalists stage of fascism.
The three Dragon meme
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The three Dragon meme
I’m not crying, you are crying 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I’m not crying, you are crying 🥲
There is a special place in hell for Darren Aronofsky
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
There is a special place in hell for Darren Aronofsky
Ever sit around and just think about how Steve Largent’s franchise receiving records are never going to be broken?
Me neither
Me neither
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Ever sit around and just think about how Steve Largent’s franchise receiving records are never going to be broken?
Me neither
Me neither
The one thing that makes me sad about the 2025 Seahawks season is the lack of Kenny McIntosh.
His running style fits with the run game scheme and is a viable 3rd down back.
Kenny too would have been nuked from low orbit like WALKER and Charbs were for almost a combined two thirds of the season.
His running style fits with the run game scheme and is a viable 3rd down back.
Kenny too would have been nuked from low orbit like WALKER and Charbs were for almost a combined two thirds of the season.
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The one thing that makes me sad about the 2025 Seahawks season is the lack of Kenny McIntosh.
His running style fits with the run game scheme and is a viable 3rd down back.
Kenny too would have been nuked from low orbit like WALKER and Charbs were for almost a combined two thirds of the season.
His running style fits with the run game scheme and is a viable 3rd down back.
Kenny too would have been nuked from low orbit like WALKER and Charbs were for almost a combined two thirds of the season.
WAKE UP JOHN!
January 29, 2026 at 3:37 PM
WAKE UP JOHN!
This is called growing up
Fine. I'll say it.
*longest sigh
The Legion of Boom was a corny nickname
*longest sigh
The Legion of Boom was a corny nickname
January 28, 2026 at 7:39 AM
This is called growing up
I get that when a QB bumps the center’s ass before getting under center that signals the snap count. But sometimes Sam throws a little extra mustard on those.
One time I thought Sundell was going to turn around that bump was so egregious
One time I thought Sundell was going to turn around that bump was so egregious
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I get that when a QB bumps the center’s ass before getting under center that signals the snap count. But sometimes Sam throws a little extra mustard on those.
One time I thought Sundell was going to turn around that bump was so egregious
One time I thought Sundell was going to turn around that bump was so egregious
Lunch break well used
January 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Lunch break well used
Twelves, Jody has broken containment.
It’s only a matter of time they find the penguin bones.
It’s only a matter of time they find the penguin bones.
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Twelves, Jody has broken containment.
It’s only a matter of time they find the penguin bones.
It’s only a matter of time they find the penguin bones.
I don’t think the grandson of Dick Hammer needs a sick quote
I'll love Geno's story forever, but you know who *did* write back last night? Sam F. Darnold
January 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I don’t think the grandson of Dick Hammer needs a sick quote
Holy shit. The JSN one hander was a no look pass from Darnold on a rope.
January 26, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Holy shit. The JSN one hander was a no look pass from Darnold on a rope.
Seahawks are 14-2 when my son wears his Seahawks shirt.
January 26, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Seahawks are 14-2 when my son wears his Seahawks shirt.
Seahawks are now 28-10 when KENNETH WALKER has 15 or more touches.
22-8 when WALKER rushes for 60+ yards.
17-4 when WALKER has more than 100 total scrimmage yards.
22-8 when WALKER rushes for 60+ yards.
17-4 when WALKER has more than 100 total scrimmage yards.
January 26, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Seahawks are now 28-10 when KENNETH WALKER has 15 or more touches.
22-8 when WALKER rushes for 60+ yards.
17-4 when WALKER has more than 100 total scrimmage yards.
22-8 when WALKER rushes for 60+ yards.
17-4 when WALKER has more than 100 total scrimmage yards.
My back is ceasing up. But the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
My back is ceasing up. But the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl
WALKER stole 48’s ankles and soul on three different occasions.
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
WALKER stole 48’s ankles and soul on three different occasions.