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Nigel
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Long time resident of Switzerland, fan of SF and Alternate History, and occasional purveyor of dad jokes.
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We had a great time at @bridgecommand.bsky.social last night. Many thanks to @tomblack.uk and the rest of the team!
To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart, I stab at thee; for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee, Charlie Brown
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, Charlie Brown.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, Charlie Brown, in this life or the next.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
She was someone who was truly ahead of her time. Some of her music wouldn’t sound out of place on the Nineties techno scene

#DoctorWho
Delia Derbyshire (1937- 2001) UK musician/composer, pioneer of electronic music, working at the BBC Radiophonic Workshop 1960s, she created the arrangement of the theme music for UK science-fiction TV series #DoctorWho
#WomensArt
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
When your collection of herbs jumps from Saffron to Savory

Problematic Sage gap
When your movie library jumps from Raising Arazona to National Treasure

problematic Cage gap
When the other knight has a way taller kid carrying their swords

problematic Page gap.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The real answer to the Bond continuity issue is to take a page from Heinlein’s book

This page in particular:
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Perry wishes you all the best
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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FIRST LISTEN! 👂 Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can really hurt you... Click bgfn.sh/dareu to find out more about December's terrifying new Ninth Doctor Adventure.
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you see this, quote post with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only.)
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’ve got a Hobbit joke here, in one of my pocketses
I was telling a Foundation joke and then the bloody Mule ruined my punchline
I want to make an Elric of Melniboné joke, but it's soul sucking.
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Quote with a character that could survive in warhammer 40k!

The Doctor’s faced far worse
September 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
September 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
September 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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In 10 days, the Taskmaster and his Go-thick assistant return.

Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you see this post a chef
September 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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No, you're not seeing things — that really does seem to be #DoctorWho's TARDIS in the background of this week's #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds, parked on the ship's port nacelle while inside the scavenger ship (seen in multiple shots)
August 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Diminish an album:

Some by Pretty Bad Straits

Beys of Swing
Love Over Silver
Making Trailers
Diminish an album:

Blubber Soul
Diminish an album:

Canned Fruit for Slightly Overripe Vegetables
August 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
@bolt451.bsky.social

Many happy rat-turns of the day!
a cartoon rat is laying on a wooden floor next to a green object .
Alt: A Rat Turn
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
So it’s not only cleared its own orbit, it’s going to have a go at clearing all the other ones as well
the pig has left orbit and is currently on a collision course with Mars, bracing for history's most existentially-risky game of snooker. this is an intergalactic farminomenon unlike anything experienced since the Big Bang
July 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“Ah, Mr Bond. I was expecting you”
What is Mick thinking? Wrong answers only
July 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs hard mode where you can’t use Star Wars Star Trek or Lord of the rings
June 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
To quote Al Murray’s pub landlord, there is no “British Dream”. Because we are awake.
I genuinely have no idea what Fraser Nelson is talking about here. When did we stop people getting "ahead by their own efforts", or start talking about the "British dream"?
June 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM