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Nigel
@ncw8.bsky.social
Long time resident of Switzerland, fan of SF and Alternate History, and occasional purveyor of dad jokes.
If the guy who invented the drawing board got it wrong, what would he have gone back to?
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
At this rate, by the time I’m 65, I’ll be an adolescent
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Soon may Le Marechal come
Defending the Marches of Couronne
One day, when the fightin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One tree is all right, but they get Sycamore
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
And in High School Math the children will be forced to learn about Integration and the Distributive Property
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Hello Dr Schrödinger, I’ve been expecting you“
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
He is in favour of Trans-substantiation
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Bonus points if it wasn’t with Barclay
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A bit like the later Blake’s 7, after Blake had left the series
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I thought that a Pallet was a female Pal
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So in this case it’s alright to drink warm beer
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I just hope that you never watch “To Serve Man”
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
He’s suffering from Gilt
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
a minion is holding a banana in front of a keyboard
ALT: a minion is holding a banana in front of a keyboard
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
They’re going to be issued with protective gear for sandwich ingredients. Starting with a Pickle-haub
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Sea Devils! How would you feel if we called you ‘Land Ghouls’?”
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yes - how dare I disturb him at the crack of noon

Anyway, as a bonus, here’s a silly meme
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The W in its German cognate “Schwert“ is pronounced, which is a good indicator that the W in sword used to be as well
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM