chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really)
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
Pinned
chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
· Nov 10
wanna feel old? saquon’s hurdle happened back when you had hope in your heart
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
“hey did you hear who got busted for child pornography?…”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“hey did you hear who got busted for child pornography?…”
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finally we have made Chucky from the beloved children's movie CHILD'S PLAY
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
finally we have made Chucky from the beloved children's movie CHILD'S PLAY
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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I just realized that british people probably call them “zed zed top” disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I just realized that british people probably call them “zed zed top” disgusting.
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
ask your doctor if Pepsico is right for you
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
ask your doctor if Pepsico is right for you
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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Vic Fangio is the MVP of every Eagles game. If he calls a bad game, they're doomed. It sucks. As an Eagles fan I'm so mad. Howie and Vic holding this ship together stretched out like Spiderman stopping the runaway train
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Vic Fangio is the MVP of every Eagles game. If he calls a bad game, they're doomed. It sucks. As an Eagles fan I'm so mad. Howie and Vic holding this ship together stretched out like Spiderman stopping the runaway train
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one must imagine monica lewinsky happy
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
one must imagine monica lewinsky happy
fun premise penn state!! still got it
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
fun premise penn state!! still got it
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in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
laugh but both my parents were killed via wood chipper
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
laugh but both my parents were killed via wood chipper
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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scrolled upon this while listening to in the wake of poseidon on vinyl no joke
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
scrolled upon this while listening to in the wake of poseidon on vinyl no joke
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
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Biden/Harris sat on this shit for four years.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Biden/Harris sat on this shit for four years.
$56 million is nothing to the government, like penni - oh, wow mann
After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has produced its last-ever penny
U.S. Mint In Philadelphia Presses Final Pennies As The 1-Cent Coin Gets Canceled
The Treasury Department expects to save $56 million per year on materials by ceasing to make them.
www.huffpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
$56 million is nothing to the government, like penni - oh, wow mann
