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chris arrison
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philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
at least 20 posts
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between
a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and
b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

Hands down the coolest a band could possibly look - not to mention they also dress up like monsters and robots.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Saw a clip of John Carpenter and Charles Band talking about their most difficult actors and Charles Band talks about how Klaus Kinski almost murdered someone with a knife and then he asks Carpenter who he disliked the most and he goes “Chevy Chase” and they both kind of agree Chevy Chase was worse
July 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
watching eagles 2nd half
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
holy shit netflix has some C L O W N S at the desk for this football game
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Look what someone did to the new Avengers trailer dyyyyying www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3hr2A6/
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
imagine that
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.
September 23, 2023 at 10:00 PM
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When the worst fumble of your life no longer involves Brandon Graham.
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
tush push washed
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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wait , the *opposing team* commits a dumb penalty helping the *eagles*?? that can actually happen??
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
wait , the *opposing team* commits a dumb penalty helping the *eagles*?? that can actually happen??
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM