chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really)
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
“hey did you hear who got busted for child pornography?…”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“hey did you hear who got busted for child pornography?…”
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
may i suggest this
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
may i suggest this
all you have to do
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
all you have to do
@demsocialists.bsky.social i'm with you now
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@demsocialists.bsky.social i'm with you now
never set up a recurring donation for anything in my life, but i’m done with The Party of Stepping on Rakes. i’ll still cast votes their way (if necessary), but @democrats.org will never get another cent of mine ever again
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
never set up a recurring donation for anything in my life, but i’m done with The Party of Stepping on Rakes. i’ll still cast votes their way (if necessary), but @democrats.org will never get another cent of mine ever again
now we’re talkin
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
now we’re talkin
tfw you got over fifty percent of the vote
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
tfw you got over fifty percent of the vote
[inner voice] don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
[inner voice] don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh
ass-to-ass guy endorses cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ass-to-ass guy endorses cuomo
you in danger, girl
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
you in danger, girl
drove around l.a. forever before finding a place to piss
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
drove around l.a. forever before finding a place to piss
me pointing to the trash
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
me pointing to the trash
halloween tidings from the haddonfield hedge (points if you know my wife’s costume)
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
halloween tidings from the haddonfield hedge (points if you know my wife’s costume)
every answer she gives reads like him
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
every answer she gives reads like him
every answer karine jean-pierre gives to chotnier, i heard his voice
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
every answer karine jean-pierre gives to chotnier, i heard his voice
strictly for my halloween ii & iii homies, all five of you
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
strictly for my halloween ii & iii homies, all five of you