Paul
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
Does not own enough playing cards.
Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Older than he'd like.
Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Older than he'd like.
Pinned
Paul
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
· Jul 20
It has almost entirely been airbrushed from history, but the fact is Elizabeth I was half-Dalek
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Good evening! I am the patch of icy road that was the catalyst for the car I was travelling to go out of control and end up off the road on its side.
Good evening! I am the patch of icy road that was the catalyst for the car I was travelling to go out of control and end up off the road on its side.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Good evening I am a cerebral spinal fluid leak from when I had a bad head impact with a low doorway that caused an audible crunch and left me bedridden for about 5/6 months in 2011 and constantly at risk of meningitis
Good evening I am a cerebral spinal fluid leak from when I had a bad head impact with a low doorway that caused an audible crunch and left me bedridden for about 5/6 months in 2011 and constantly at risk of meningitis
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Good evening! I am the patch of icy road that was the catalyst for the car I was travelling to go out of control and end up off the road on its side.
Good evening! I am the patch of icy road that was the catalyst for the car I was travelling to go out of control and end up off the road on its side.
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Starting 2026 as I mean to go on
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Starting 2026 as I mean to go on
Everyone got theirs ready for the Hootenanny?
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everyone got theirs ready for the Hootenanny?
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What was your biggest impact on the internet?
Pretty sure it's this. 2012 was five lifetimes ago.
Pretty sure it's this. 2012 was five lifetimes ago.
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
Pretty sure it's this. 2012 was five lifetimes ago.
Pretty sure it's this. 2012 was five lifetimes ago.
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
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RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
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When Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge of Scrooge and Marley announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in London Town. Scrooge was very rich and very peculiar ... (/1)
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge of Scrooge and Marley announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in London Town. Scrooge was very rich and very peculiar ... (/1)
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
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It's a lovely 6th Day of Christmas at my true love's house, and you are six horrible geese
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's a lovely 6th Day of Christmas at my true love's house, and you are six horrible geese
I cancelled Amazon Prime and spent the money subscribing to this instead, and so can you!
Thanks for all the kind words about TOND, the #BrokenVeil ghost story for Christmas.
We’re really proud of it, and hope to be able to make lots more of these. So, thanks to all our supporters on Patreon.
pod.link/1745494718/e...
We’re really proud of it, and hope to be able to make lots more of these. So, thanks to all our supporters on Patreon.
pod.link/1745494718/e...
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I cancelled Amazon Prime and spent the money subscribing to this instead, and so can you!
@twirlynoodle.com this is Ossett x Amundsen chocolate stout, which I think might be relevant to your interests
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@twirlynoodle.com this is Ossett x Amundsen chocolate stout, which I think might be relevant to your interests
Get this excellent ghost story in your ears right now
OUT NOW
A #BrokenVeil ghost story for Christmas.
Rosie Cavaliero and Carrie Quinlan in
TOND
pod.link/1745494718/e...
A #BrokenVeil ghost story for Christmas.
Rosie Cavaliero and Carrie Quinlan in
TOND
pod.link/1745494718/e...
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Get this excellent ghost story in your ears right now
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I recently discovered that someone I know has tickets to go and see Louis CK in January 2026, and now I understand why he's divorced.
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I recently discovered that someone I know has tickets to go and see Louis CK in January 2026, and now I understand why he's divorced.
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I do not want that AI slop.
I do not want it while I shop.
I do not want it in my hair,
I do not want it ANYWHERE.
I do not want it in my home.
I just wish to be left alone.
I do not think you hear me, Sam.
I *hate* AI. Fuck you. Now scram.
I do not want it while I shop.
I do not want it in my hair,
I do not want it ANYWHERE.
I do not want it in my home.
I just wish to be left alone.
I do not think you hear me, Sam.
I *hate* AI. Fuck you. Now scram.
i need an homage to Dr Suess's 'Green Eggs and Ham' that expresses my absolute, wholesale rejection of genAI slop.
to wit:
I DO NOT WANT IT ANYWHERE
to wit:
I DO NOT WANT IT ANYWHERE
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I do not want that AI slop.
I do not want it while I shop.
I do not want it in my hair,
I do not want it ANYWHERE.
I do not want it in my home.
I just wish to be left alone.
I do not think you hear me, Sam.
I *hate* AI. Fuck you. Now scram.
I do not want it while I shop.
I do not want it in my hair,
I do not want it ANYWHERE.
I do not want it in my home.
I just wish to be left alone.
I do not think you hear me, Sam.
I *hate* AI. Fuck you. Now scram.
Wuthering Heights has just come on in the pub lads
a woman in a red dress is standing in a field with her arms outstretched .
Alt: Kate Bush Wuthering Heightsing it up in the red dress
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wuthering Heights has just come on in the pub lads
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CHRISTMAS RAFFLE LAUNCH!
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
CHRISTMAS RAFFLE LAUNCH!
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
I'm doing a raffle.
Tickets are just £2 each!
You can win all these SIGNED books + £50 to spend.
More importantly, every ticket you buy will help buy books for two amazing schools.
TWO POUNDS.
More here.
www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex...
Please share.
I have a joke about Medusa that left the audience entirely stony-faced
I have a joke about Odysseus, but it doesn't go where you'd expect.
I have a joke about Icarus but it doesn't land well.
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I have a joke about Medusa that left the audience entirely stony-faced
I have a joke about Odysseus but nobody thinks it's funny
I have a joke about Ozymandias, King of Kings, but it has not aged well
I have a joke about Freyja's chariot but it's a bit catty
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have a joke about Odysseus but nobody thinks it's funny
