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Paul
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
Does not own enough playing cards.
Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Older than he'd like.
Pinned
It has almost entirely been airbrushed from history, but the fact is Elizabeth I was half-Dalek
@brainmage.bsky.social Your dlc's got a mention this week!
B3ta newsletter 970, out now
"How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son"
* GAME - how fast can you draw a 'cool s'?
* NORTH/SOUTH - where exactly does it divide?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Sport in unexpected places
B3TA : NEWSLETTER : "HOW DOES BATMAN'S MUM CALL HIM FOR DINNER? SHE DOESN'T BECAUSE SHE WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED IN FRONT OF HER SON"
b3ta.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:

⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)

⭐️ No portraits

⭐️ Just simple, silly guys

DM me if you would like one!
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to:

Page & Plant
Zoë Keating
Howard Shore with the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra
Jonathon Coulton
The Freddie Mercury Tribute
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to:

Mastodon
The Hu
Wardruna
Jean Michel Jarre
Bob Dylan
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to:

Pixies
Pop Will Eat Iself
Orbital
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Jah Wobble and the Invaders of the Heart.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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In the UK we celebrate Misgiving, a year-round festival of formless dread and unease
November 23, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Tax on whoever it is who keeps cancelling those shows I was trying to watch
Tax on people who go to lane swimming and then swim very slowly two abreast so they're hard to get round without swimming into people coming the other way, having a bit of a chat
Tax on people who get off an escalator and then immediately stand still to find something about their person
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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"A French Fry Restaurant"
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Following advice from William Ewart Gladstone, I always crack an egg into my sherry"
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A couple of tracks that seem appropriate today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85gB...
Queen - My Melancholy Blues (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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John Fetterman is a feckless coward and West Streeting can get in the sea
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
@notmoro.bsky.social you're quite nearby, what opinions should I be checking with you today
instead of checking the polls for opinions you should just ask some nearby Poles
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Goodness me: nearly two hours of Vic Reeves Big Night Out at the Albany Empire, April 1989. The TV series was still about a year away.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Where's your fucking Poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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by Alan Saunders in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group on facebook
December 25, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Is it illegal to wear a suit of armour in Parliament in your country?
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This evening, I shall be mostly doing 90s comedy nostalgia
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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COMING TOMORROW TO THE BROKEN VEIL CHANNEL

NEW EPISODE!

Discomfort Blanket is not a number. It is a free podcast.

(Well, a free podcast if you support the Broken Veil channel on Patreon for as little as a couple of quid a month...)

patreon.com/BrokenVeil
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A NEW CHRISTMAS THING!

The Big Green Books Advent Calendar!

Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.

Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.

The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading.

More info HERE

www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
How does he always *know* when it's no longer stuck in my head
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM