Jess 🌰🍂🦔
@notmoro.bsky.social
Your internet auntie, unless you follow upwards of 10K people, in which case, I do not consent to join your internet horde. Begone with you. She/her.
I occasionally write things, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/notmoro/
I occasionally write things, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/notmoro/
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Jess 🌰🍂🦔
@notmoro.bsky.social
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My name is Oz
and wen you see
my big ol' legs
before thee
take a moment
to despair.
Cos you won't find
my trunk nowhere.
and wen you see
my big ol' legs
before thee
take a moment
to despair.
Cos you won't find
my trunk nowhere.
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that's it I'm going back to bed
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
that's it I'm going back to bed
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
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Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
fuck yeah Sushi Cat on steam store.steampowered.com/app/3620940/...
Sushi Cat Legacy Collection on Steam
He’s round. He’s hungry. He’s back! Help your feline friend eat all the sushi (and find love) in this bundle of squishy puzzle classics! This collection includes the original Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat The ...
store.steampowered.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
fuck yeah Sushi Cat on steam store.steampowered.com/app/3620940/...
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A little bird told me there's a Part 2 to this storyline
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
![Apronni speaks further with the little bird, who is perched on his sill.
APRONNI: You’re really THE bird! The little bird who tells people things! WOW! I hear about you all the time! This is incredible!
BIRD (setting a straw hat jauntily upon his little bird head): Yeah, well, I got fifty thousand more tidbits to tell people before 9PM, so…
APRONNI: Is it — JUST you? ALWAYS? There isn’t a little bird corps? You’re THE little bird?
BIRD: I used to have a lizard and a raccoon helping me out too, but it muddled the brand.
[CUT AWAY TO: A new man, Cuthbert, addresses his coworker]
CUTHBERT: ’Morning, Jerbert! A weird raccoon told me your daughter’s about to graduate from kindergarten!
JERBERT: You are never to talk TO or OF my family EVER AGAIN
[BACK TO SCENE]
APRONNI: Sure, I can see that.
APRONNI: But WHY do you go around telling people things? What’s your angle?
BIRD: Right now I’m just building up a dedicated user base. I’ll probably pivot to a freemium model later](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kihgsldesfdvdp7fi65m3m45/bafkreiei3yxkrq2uif26cp6l2yrnmuagbrb3opj2bxkaogxrlnmxlcalye@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A little bird told me there's a Part 2 to this storyline
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
Wondermark #1371; The Avian Informant (Part 2 of 2)
↩ Start from Part 1
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“That it is radical to think of Muslims as humans is made obvious by how casually Mamdani’s opponents in this mayoral election engage in anti-Muslim hate.”
From "Zohran Mamdani’s Campaign and the Radical Idea that Muslims are Human" by @hebagowayed.bsky.social.
➡️ buff.ly/rhFYoAZ
From "Zohran Mamdani’s Campaign and the Radical Idea that Muslims are Human" by @hebagowayed.bsky.social.
➡️ buff.ly/rhFYoAZ
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“That it is radical to think of Muslims as humans is made obvious by how casually Mamdani’s opponents in this mayoral election engage in anti-Muslim hate.”
From "Zohran Mamdani’s Campaign and the Radical Idea that Muslims are Human" by @hebagowayed.bsky.social.
➡️ buff.ly/rhFYoAZ
From "Zohran Mamdani’s Campaign and the Radical Idea that Muslims are Human" by @hebagowayed.bsky.social.
➡️ buff.ly/rhFYoAZ
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Creative pals, we need you! A group of us are running an auction to raise funds for the Emergency Response Rooms in Sudan. Sudanese people are dealing with the worst humanitarian crisis since records began. Can you donate mentoring/art/signed books etc? SIGN UP HERE: www.sudancoup.com/auction
Creatives4Sudan Fundraising Auction — Keep Eyes On Sudan
Creatives coming together to raise life-saving funds for the people escaping genocide in El-Fasher, Sudan
www.sudancoup.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Creative pals, we need you! A group of us are running an auction to raise funds for the Emergency Response Rooms in Sudan. Sudanese people are dealing with the worst humanitarian crisis since records began. Can you donate mentoring/art/signed books etc? SIGN UP HERE: www.sudancoup.com/auction
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Praise Song by Lucille Clifton
www.divasofverse.com/2022/07/prai...
www.divasofverse.com/2022/07/prai...
Praise Song by Lucille Clifton
Praise Song to my aunt blanche who rolled from grass to driveway into the street one sunday morning. i was ten. i had never seen a human w...
www.divasofverse.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Praise Song by Lucille Clifton
www.divasofverse.com/2022/07/prai...
www.divasofverse.com/2022/07/prai...
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Humans: capable of building entire skyscrapers but still afraid to put the scary number on one of the floors
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Humans: capable of building entire skyscrapers but still afraid to put the scary number on one of the floors
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This looks amazing.
I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This looks amazing.
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Goodness me: nearly two hours of Vic Reeves Big Night Out at the Albany Empire, April 1989. The TV series was still about a year away.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Goodness me: nearly two hours of Vic Reeves Big Night Out at the Albany Empire, April 1989. The TV series was still about a year away.
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I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
"...At the time Monica Sims, the head of children’s broadcasting at the BBC, even went as far as calling Sesame Street “indoctrination, and a dangerous extension of the use of television.” Hmm. WAS IT THE LARGELY BLACK AND LATINX HUMAN CAST, MONICA?
‘The second coming we all deserve!’ Sesame Street goes global at long last
‘The second coming we all deserve!’ Sesame Street goes global at long last
After decades of struggle, the warm-hearted kids’ programme has been rescued by Netflix. This could be the start of a partnership as enduring as Bert and Ernie’s
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
"...At the time Monica Sims, the head of children’s broadcasting at the BBC, even went as far as calling Sesame Street “indoctrination, and a dangerous extension of the use of television.” Hmm. WAS IT THE LARGELY BLACK AND LATINX HUMAN CAST, MONICA?
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For Remembrance Sunday, a post I wrote on two boys who never married, owned property, had children, or anything else that might leave a paper trail, only had really memorable headstones. tealin.dreamwidth.org/469419.html
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
For Remembrance Sunday, a post I wrote on two boys who never married, owned property, had children, or anything else that might leave a paper trail, only had really memorable headstones. tealin.dreamwidth.org/469419.html
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I'm probably not gonna be drawing the comic with Pebbles of the Many Legs soon, I just wanted to share Pebbles.
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I'm probably not gonna be drawing the comic with Pebbles of the Many Legs soon, I just wanted to share Pebbles.
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
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Update: sore arm
Got an armful of egregiously priced Covid jab over here
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Update: sore arm
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Let the record show that I have never walked around with my boombox on my shoulder because I never bothered to put batteries in it. Also, CDs tend to skip if you jostle them.
(i got a zero lolz)
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Let the record show that I have never walked around with my boombox on my shoulder because I never bothered to put batteries in it. Also, CDs tend to skip if you jostle them.
Honestly, what would *really* help with unwanted interactions is putting a lid on shit like this.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Honestly, what would *really* help with unwanted interactions is putting a lid on shit like this.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
If you can do nothing else, share these stories when you see them.
This account also feels in line with some of what other people that have been in Broadview have shared.
Lawsuit Alleges Inhumane Conditions at Broadview ICE Facility
Federal authorities moved two plaintiffs in the suit out of state; a judge has ordered they be returned Monday.
southsideweekly.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you can do nothing else, share these stories when you see them.