Jess 🌰🍂🦔
@notmoro.bsky.social
Your internet auntie, unless you follow upwards of 10K people, in which case, I do not consent to join your internet horde. Begone with you. She/her.
I occasionally write things, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/notmoro/
I occasionally write things, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/notmoro/
If YOU attend a Rosie Jones gig, YOU TOO might drink your morning after coffee out of this timelessly elegant receptacle
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If YOU attend a Rosie Jones gig, YOU TOO might drink your morning after coffee out of this timelessly elegant receptacle
Now hot enough to put an egg on I reckon
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Now hot enough to put an egg on I reckon
Local bigot brigade scaremongering in my area; I've assisted with some minor editorial corrections
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Local bigot brigade scaremongering in my area; I've assisted with some minor editorial corrections
Honestly, what would *really* help with unwanted interactions is putting a lid on shit like this.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Honestly, what would *really* help with unwanted interactions is putting a lid on shit like this.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
Seriously, cap everyone's follow count at 500. You have to actually read and talk to the people you choose to approach. And then they can *still* block you if you're an arsehole.
And thus do I find myself among the GenXers of Cambridge
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
And thus do I find myself among the GenXers of Cambridge
Well we've had one tiny girl in a spider hat and another hiding behind the girl in the spider hat, therefore Halloween is GO
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well we've had one tiny girl in a spider hat and another hiding behind the girl in the spider hat, therefore Halloween is GO
I'M THE QUEEN OF THE CAVE SLIMES
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'M THE QUEEN OF THE CAVE SLIMES
I'm not sure what's going on here, but it felt important to observe whatever we were observing.
October 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm not sure what's going on here, but it felt important to observe whatever we were observing.
Oh no. Emergency Starbutt and Jacket Potato stat
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oh no. Emergency Starbutt and Jacket Potato stat
It's his birthday, therefore he gets to have my chair
October 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
It's his birthday, therefore he gets to have my chair
HALP TOO MANY SQUARSH
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
HALP TOO MANY SQUARSH
Also you get to ride around on a giant toaster and smash stuff
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Also you get to ride around on a giant toaster and smash stuff
It should not be this much fun to watch stuff come off conveyor belts, but it is @nomorerobots.io
October 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It should not be this much fun to watch stuff come off conveyor belts, but it is @nomorerobots.io
It's Suzy Izzard in Hamlet tonight, lads, and I'm gonna get such a good look at her shoes
October 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's Suzy Izzard in Hamlet tonight, lads, and I'm gonna get such a good look at her shoes
Awful. I have a smaller Raggedy Ann upstairs and she is a true and steadfast friend who got me through a hospital stay when I was but a 4yo. I will not see her noble Ragpeople villified by the Creepy Doll Enthusiast Demographic.
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Awful. I have a smaller Raggedy Ann upstairs and she is a true and steadfast friend who got me through a hospital stay when I was but a 4yo. I will not see her noble Ragpeople villified by the Creepy Doll Enthusiast Demographic.
Anyway: I'm not sure what this is, but it's cute! Not an entirely wasted adventure into the Brambly Wood
October 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Anyway: I'm not sure what this is, but it's cute! Not an entirely wasted adventure into the Brambly Wood
Look at that. completely, outrageously inaccessable. I should have come out a week ago, when there would have been more low hanging fruits for the benefit of a passing shortarse.
October 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Look at that. completely, outrageously inaccessable. I should have come out a week ago, when there would have been more low hanging fruits for the benefit of a passing shortarse.
Well that was a lot of bramble stompin' for two small apples
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Well that was a lot of bramble stompin' for two small apples
It is the season of ginger mead in a tiny clay goblet, friends
October 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It is the season of ginger mead in a tiny clay goblet, friends