Jess 🌰🍂🦔
@notmoro.bsky.social
Your internet auntie, unless you follow upwards of 10K people, in which case, I do not consent to join your internet horde. Begone with you. She/her.
I occasionally write things, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/notmoro/
I occasionally write things, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/notmoro/
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Jess 🌰🍂🦔
@notmoro.bsky.social
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My name is Oz
and wen you see
my big ol' legs
before thee
take a moment
to despair.
Cos you won't find
my trunk nowhere.
and wen you see
my big ol' legs
before thee
take a moment
to despair.
Cos you won't find
my trunk nowhere.
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Can you believe.people born in 2014 are turning 40 this year
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Can you believe.people born in 2014 are turning 40 this year
A sinky drinky exclusive
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A sinky drinky exclusive
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I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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![Comic: Typical Geologic core sample. [Cylindrical core sample with labels for difference sections from top to bottom] Topsoil, till, granite bedrock, bottomsoil, roof of subway car, floor of subway car, more granite, municipal water main [gouge in core sample], slightly different granite, piece of screaming spelunker’s forearm, cool crystals with no resale value, mangled fragments of drillbit from previous attempt, some boring intrusive rock that’s basically granite but has a name like “diorite” or “Andalite” that you always have to look up, netherrack, Balrog wing. [break between next chunk of core sample] Granite, topsoil, cement, floorboards, carpet, possessions of a confused and angry homeowner in the other hemisphere.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicffnydtpbb2x24cfbblv2qtcwbr37zyw44vtqx47ocj2a26b2j2u@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I Am Not Your ‘Inmate’.
"I didn’t always detest this term," said Lawrence Bartley. "But hearing officers use it as an insult reminded me to call incarcerated people — including myself — by our names." Story via @themarshallproject.org. #2021
www.themarshallproject.org/2021/04/12/i...
"I didn’t always detest this term," said Lawrence Bartley. "But hearing officers use it as an insult reminded me to call incarcerated people — including myself — by our names." Story via @themarshallproject.org. #2021
www.themarshallproject.org/2021/04/12/i...
I Am Not Your ‘Inmate’
Hearing officers use “inmate” as an insult reminded me to call incarcerated people — including myself — by our names.
www.themarshallproject.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I Am Not Your ‘Inmate’.
"I didn’t always detest this term," said Lawrence Bartley. "But hearing officers use it as an insult reminded me to call incarcerated people — including myself — by our names." Story via @themarshallproject.org. #2021
www.themarshallproject.org/2021/04/12/i...
"I didn’t always detest this term," said Lawrence Bartley. "But hearing officers use it as an insult reminded me to call incarcerated people — including myself — by our names." Story via @themarshallproject.org. #2021
www.themarshallproject.org/2021/04/12/i...
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Scarlet Morning has been named one of NPR’s Best Books of the Year! AND the New York Public Library! AND Bookriot! AND Amazon! AND a Booklist Editor’s Choice! AND an Indigo Heather’s Pick! My book is good, is what I’m saying, and you should read it
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Scarlet Morning has been named one of NPR’s Best Books of the Year! AND the New York Public Library! AND Bookriot! AND Amazon! AND a Booklist Editor’s Choice! AND an Indigo Heather’s Pick! My book is good, is what I’m saying, and you should read it
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You can't prove the Kim Wilde thing on BBC2 at the weekend *wasn't* the last thing I watched.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
You can't prove the Kim Wilde thing on BBC2 at the weekend *wasn't* the last thing I watched.
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Someone needs to get to Buckinghamshire and stop them... NOW! 😐
Fun history fact! If you were born in the 12th century, by now you'd be dead.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Someone needs to get to Buckinghamshire and stop them... NOW! 😐
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Not only is this artwork by Jill McDonald adorable, but "Look at all us exhibitionist puffins" should probably be the Bluesky motto.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Not only is this artwork by Jill McDonald adorable, but "Look at all us exhibitionist puffins" should probably be the Bluesky motto.
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Let's GOOOOO!
Factual sketch comedy, for families! Made by the team behind YDTM plus great comedy sketch writers & performers!
Out this Christmas on R4 (3eps) & Sounds (15eps)
It's Ya Gal's 1st production credit!
You're in for a good time, comedy fans!
www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
Factual sketch comedy, for families! Made by the team behind YDTM plus great comedy sketch writers & performers!
Out this Christmas on R4 (3eps) & Sounds (15eps)
It's Ya Gal's 1st production credit!
You're in for a good time, comedy fans!
www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Let's GOOOOO!
Factual sketch comedy, for families! Made by the team behind YDTM plus great comedy sketch writers & performers!
Out this Christmas on R4 (3eps) & Sounds (15eps)
It's Ya Gal's 1st production credit!
You're in for a good time, comedy fans!
www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
Factual sketch comedy, for families! Made by the team behind YDTM plus great comedy sketch writers & performers!
Out this Christmas on R4 (3eps) & Sounds (15eps)
It's Ya Gal's 1st production credit!
You're in for a good time, comedy fans!
www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
This thread is still happening and still great for little guys
Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This thread is still happening and still great for little guys
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
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Art block update: I’ve only actually bloody drawn something! For the first time in two months! It’s an admittedly very old pun, but still.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Art block update: I’ve only actually bloody drawn something! For the first time in two months! It’s an admittedly very old pun, but still.
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Use, and I cannot state this enough, libraries. UK/RoI authors get paid for library borrows. More than you'd think!
I’m just going to block anyone attempting to justify or excuse pirating books. Times are hard, yes, but absolutely NO ONE needs to steal books. Libraries exist. There are umpteen works legitimately in the public domain. You don’t need to take income from authors trying to scrape a living.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Use, and I cannot state this enough, libraries. UK/RoI authors get paid for library borrows. More than you'd think!
Now entering that phase of the season where I ask myself, Do I Want to Christmas?
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Now entering that phase of the season where I ask myself, Do I Want to Christmas?
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Orange has always been a peculiar little cat…
Video that I just bumped into while digging in my archives. Back in October 2017, Tiny Orange helped @tkingfisher.com sign bookplates for the @sofawolf.com Kickstarter release of Summer in Orcus.
Good job, cat!
Good job, cat!
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Orange has always been a peculiar little cat…
Hey, I *like* my rustic pottery, okay
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hey, I *like* my rustic pottery, okay
@scriblit.bsky.social I mean do you KNOW about this though sanshee.com/en-gb/produc...
Stardew Valley - Shane Collector's Plush
Shane and Charlie Definitely the kind of guy you'd want to share a pizza with! This official Stardew Valley plush is a soft, lovable little Shane to keep you company, you'll know that everything's gon...
sanshee.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@scriblit.bsky.social I mean do you KNOW about this though sanshee.com/en-gb/produc...
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This makes us unbelievably happy 😊
#DoctorWhoDay #StandingStoneSunday
www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/2564341...
#DoctorWhoDay #StandingStoneSunday
www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/2564341...
Tardis arrives at Stonehenge to mark Doctor Who Day and entertain crowds
Fans of the long-running BBC sci-fi drama will be able to see the Doctor’s police box-shaped spaceship at the Unesco World Heritage Site in…
www.salisburyjournal.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This makes us unbelievably happy 😊
#DoctorWhoDay #StandingStoneSunday
www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/2564341...
#DoctorWhoDay #StandingStoneSunday
www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/2564341...
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Update: not only have the local authorities complained to the US Embassy, in writing, to get this addressed, it is also catalysing the local project to erect a monument for the black liberators in the area. Was always on a back burner, now a priority to honour all liberators to balance the scales.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Update: not only have the local authorities complained to the US Embassy, in writing, to get this addressed, it is also catalysing the local project to erect a monument for the black liberators in the area. Was always on a back burner, now a priority to honour all liberators to balance the scales.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Amazing to think that at some point in pre-history one of our ancestors became the first primate to get a hairdo.
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Amazing to think that at some point in pre-history one of our ancestors became the first primate to get a hairdo.
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So I’m getting into my truck at the grocery store and a voice yells “Hey! Young lady!”
I am 48 so I did not turn, but then I see wild waving out a truck window. Old man straight off Duck Dynasty, full camo, beard to his sternum. He says “Your bumper sticker! Read books, punch Nazis?”
I am 48 so I did not turn, but then I see wild waving out a truck window. Old man straight off Duck Dynasty, full camo, beard to his sternum. He says “Your bumper sticker! Read books, punch Nazis?”
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So I’m getting into my truck at the grocery store and a voice yells “Hey! Young lady!”
I am 48 so I did not turn, but then I see wild waving out a truck window. Old man straight off Duck Dynasty, full camo, beard to his sternum. He says “Your bumper sticker! Read books, punch Nazis?”
I am 48 so I did not turn, but then I see wild waving out a truck window. Old man straight off Duck Dynasty, full camo, beard to his sternum. He says “Your bumper sticker! Read books, punch Nazis?”