Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)
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Now with only 9 toes. Also a type 1. He/Him/They. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan.
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One more skeet for Edmund Fitzgerald Day. Behind this historical marker is the famed Whitefish Bay. Today the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum in Paradise, Mich., rang the recovered bell 31 times, 29 for the victims of the wreck, once for all Great Lakes shipwreck victims, and once for Gordon Lightfoot.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
One more skeet for Edmund Fitzgerald Day. Behind this historical marker is the famed Whitefish Bay. Today the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum in Paradise, Mich., rang the recovered bell 31 times, 29 for the victims of the wreck, once for all Great Lakes shipwreck victims, and once for Gordon Lightfoot.
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this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen, i hope they reactivate his email just to double down on this stance
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
this is some of the funniest shit i've ever seen, i hope they reactivate his email just to double down on this stance
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listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
That teacher's name? You guessed it...Gordon Lightfoot
Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
That teacher's name? You guessed it...Gordon Lightfoot
So according to Scorigami...the last 0-0 tie took place 82 years ago
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So according to Scorigami...the last 0-0 tie took place 82 years ago
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every Eagles game is a tribute to the glory of Vic Fangio, Puppetmaster
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
every Eagles game is a tribute to the glory of Vic Fangio, Puppetmaster
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new yorkers:
I don't think people realize how difficult life can be when you walk faster than 99 percent of the population
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
new yorkers:
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These fucking losers never winning again
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
These fucking losers never winning again
This is kinda tempting to buy tbh
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is kinda tempting to buy tbh
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If there's anything you get to do a lot of in America it's negotiating the price you pay for services. You have to be prepared to walk off the insurance lot and then the salesman will chase you with a better offer.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If there's anything you get to do a lot of in America it's negotiating the price you pay for services. You have to be prepared to walk off the insurance lot and then the salesman will chase you with a better offer.
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The vote was 53-47 in honor of the 5,347 fundraising emails the democrats are all about to send out
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The vote was 53-47 in honor of the 5,347 fundraising emails the democrats are all about to send out
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kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
Gonna entrepreneur my way into buying a lifetime supply of insulin for $8
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Gonna entrepreneur my way into buying a lifetime supply of insulin for $8
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“They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs” by buying health insurance is so fucking funny, man
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs” by buying health insurance is so fucking funny, man
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Pundit brain is a scourge.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Pundit brain is a scourge.
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
GINGER NO will always make me laugh
The single Late Night With Conan O’Brien bit that I contend best exemplifies and crystallizes the brilliantly absurdist comedic sensibility he fostered…
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
GINGER NO will always make me laugh
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Trump is so bad at this he looks at a gay guy with "butt" in his name and can't even manage to come up with a good riff.
Trump: "We had a guy named Buttigieg. Boot-edge-edge they say is the best way. Just say two 'edges' like off the edge of a cliff — which is where they were taking us, by the way."
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trump is so bad at this he looks at a gay guy with "butt" in his name and can't even manage to come up with a good riff.
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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Is this the part where I tout my ridiculous conspiracy theory that Lightfoot sank the Edmund Fitzgerald with the intent of releasing the song?
The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 50 years ago today. The next year, the singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot chronicled the tragedy in an unlikely hit single.
Read about how ↓
Read about how ↓
Gordon Lightfoot Read About a Shipwreck. Then He Wrote One of Music's Most Unusual Hit Singles
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Is this the part where I tout my ridiculous conspiracy theory that Lightfoot sank the Edmund Fitzgerald with the intent of releasing the song?
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