Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)
@mrnos.bsky.social
Now with only 9 toes. Also a type 1. He/Him/They. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan.
Discord: _mrstormy
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a reprehensible fucking loser
Jeffries dodged when multiple reporter, myself included, ask about using appropriations to rein in ICE
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
a reprehensible fucking loser
So many more opportunities for Whitaker to get his scrubs dirty and be forced to change them
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
So many more opportunities for Whitaker to get his scrubs dirty and be forced to change them
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[Norman Rockwell guy] A breaking news scoop of national importance belongs outside the paywall/mandatory-registration barrier
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
[Norman Rockwell guy] A breaking news scoop of national importance belongs outside the paywall/mandatory-registration barrier
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
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Safe to say, we are all tired of ice
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Safe to say, we are all tired of ice
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Did the Yard Goats just
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Did the Yard Goats just
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
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it’s a big club and you aren’t in it
Meanwhile here’s Rubio and Schumer chopping it up today
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
it’s a big club and you aren’t in it
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Obviously below everything else, but this is all so fucking embarrassing
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Obviously below everything else, but this is all so fucking embarrassing
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The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
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our adversaries in the arctic region,,,,
you mean like The Thing? penguins?
you mean like The Thing? penguins?
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
our adversaries in the arctic region,,,,
you mean like The Thing? penguins?
you mean like The Thing? penguins?
"Is Catbert an atheist?" The thread has not been closed and is in fact still going on as we speak
scott adams is like “fuck it, all i have to do is say i’m a christian and do nothing else and i get in to heaven? i guess i’ll do it to cover my ass” and the evangelicals are acting like it’s some sort of amazing grace spiritual atonement miracle.
January 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
"Is Catbert an atheist?" The thread has not been closed and is in fact still going on as we speak
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The “I” stands for “I don’t want to exist, please help me”
May the Illinois State Redbird visit you in FCS championship night.
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The “I” stands for “I don’t want to exist, please help me”
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he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
he sees you when you’re sleeping
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
he knows when you’re awake
he’s an anthro po morphic bobcat
and he wants to eat your steak
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Steve "Steve" Sheetz
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Steve "Steve" Sheetz
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"Sheetz was founded by a guy named Steve Sheetz" is some real shitpost-bleeding-through-the-veil
Stephen Sheetz, who helped transform a family business from a single convenience store in Altoona, Pennsylvania, into a ubiquitous chain with fierce brand loyalties, popular for its coffee, made-to-order food and cheap gasoline, has died at 77.
Steve Sheetz, Who Popularized Convenience Stores as a C.E.O., Dies at 77
Sheetz, a family-owned company that started with a single convenience store in Altoona, Pa., has more than 800 locations in seven states.
nyti.ms
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"Sheetz was founded by a guy named Steve Sheetz" is some real shitpost-bleeding-through-the-veil
Imagining a woman in her 70s trying to get a receiver in her 80s to motion across the field on 3rd down in a pick up game in the park
the PA guy claimed millions of Americans play football and now I’m curious if that’s accurate
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Imagining a woman in her 70s trying to get a receiver in her 80s to motion across the field on 3rd down in a pick up game in the park
The Redbird can visit every night as long as it brings delicious snacks tbh
May the Illinois State Redbird visit you in FCS championship night.
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The Redbird can visit every night as long as it brings delicious snacks tbh
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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