Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)
@mrnos.bsky.social
Now with only 9 toes. Also a type 1. He/Him/They. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan.
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We're totally gonna get a relief appearance where Kershaw gives up 10 in 2/3 of an inning to Great Britain
Clayton Kershaw will pitch for Team USA in 2026 World Baseball Classic.
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
We're totally gonna get a relief appearance where Kershaw gives up 10 in 2/3 of an inning to Great Britain
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This is why we celebrate the Boston Substack Party, when the patriots wrote strongly worded pamphlets about tea.
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
This is why we celebrate the Boston Substack Party, when the patriots wrote strongly worded pamphlets about tea.
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Listen I think in Hollywood more people need to take risks on original scripts and ideas, get more directors making more work from more writers, and stop relying so much on IP.
Except for the Rocketeer. If you need a script for a sequel, Disney? Call me. I have like eight.
Except for the Rocketeer. If you need a script for a sequel, Disney? Call me. I have like eight.
January 14, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Listen I think in Hollywood more people need to take risks on original scripts and ideas, get more directors making more work from more writers, and stop relying so much on IP.
Except for the Rocketeer. If you need a script for a sequel, Disney? Call me. I have like eight.
Except for the Rocketeer. If you need a script for a sequel, Disney? Call me. I have like eight.
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key and peele sketch name
Latin McOmelet (2001-2001): A breakfast sandwich consisting of a folded omelet loaded with diced tomatoes, ham, onions and spicy cheese on a fresh-baked roll. Served at the 277 South Florida McDonald's locations as part of a Cuban-themed test menu
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
key and peele sketch name
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Vivid Sex Dream About Steely McBeam Again https://theonion.com/vivid-sex-dream-about-steely-mcbeam-again/
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Vivid Sex Dream About Steely McBeam Again https://theonion.com/vivid-sex-dream-about-steely-mcbeam-again/
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When I bear witness to the horrors
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
When I bear witness to the horrors
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we HAVE to win the MIDTERMS so a DEMOCRAT MAJORITY can attatch a NON-BINDING RESOLUTION asking the GESTAPO not to wear MASKS to the OMNIBUS BILL that increases their FUNDING again
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 AM
we HAVE to win the MIDTERMS so a DEMOCRAT MAJORITY can attatch a NON-BINDING RESOLUTION asking the GESTAPO not to wear MASKS to the OMNIBUS BILL that increases their FUNDING again
Zac Taylor Right Now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wV4...
I am immortal
YouTube video by Aidan Lopan
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Zac Taylor Right Now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wV4...
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Just three head coaches in their same position hired before 2013 across NFL/CFB now: Ferentz at Iowa (99), Troy Calhoun at Air Force (07) and Dabo (09).
With Tomlin/Harbaugh out, the longest-tenured NFL coaches are now:
2013: Andy Reid
2017: Sean McVay, Kyle Shanahan, Sean McDermott
2019: Zac Taylor, Matt LaFleur
2013: Andy Reid
2017: Sean McVay, Kyle Shanahan, Sean McDermott
2019: Zac Taylor, Matt LaFleur
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Just three head coaches in their same position hired before 2013 across NFL/CFB now: Ferentz at Iowa (99), Troy Calhoun at Air Force (07) and Dabo (09).
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AMC promos, 6/25/1994 (partial) : 44s
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
AMC promos, 6/25/1994 (partial) : 44s
My god you're greasy
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
My god you're greasy
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dilbert: no don't you get it? it's called pascal's wager. regardless of what happens to me after I die, I'll be fine!
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
Scott Adams converting to christianity before he died as a "risk/reward calculation" is so perfectly Scott Adams and SO perfectly missing the point of christianity
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
dilbert: no don't you get it? it's called pascal's wager. regardless of what happens to me after I die, I'll be fine!
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
dogbert, who I assume talks: do you think god is fucking stupid
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Going on a hike in mountain lion country but don’t worry I’m being responsible and smearing myself with beef fat first
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Going on a hike in mountain lion country but don’t worry I’m being responsible and smearing myself with beef fat first
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Catbert "nowhere to be seen," reports claim
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Catbert "nowhere to be seen," reports claim
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anyway if you work at the syndicate get in touch
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
anyway if you work at the syndicate get in touch
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
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the face of a man with a fierce hankering for tallow
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
the face of a man with a fierce hankering for tallow
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everyone’s taking jabs at rodgers, get your shots in
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
everyone’s taking jabs at rodgers, get your shots in
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aaron rodgers retire bitch
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
aaron rodgers retire bitch
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RODGERS HATERS GET IN HERE IT'S A PARTY
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
RODGERS HATERS GET IN HERE IT'S A PARTY
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Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.