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If youโre still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If youโre still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Tbh, Cheney's death should be a national holiday. I shouldn't have to work today.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Tbh, Cheney's death should be a national holiday. I shouldn't have to work today.
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200 billion dollar valuation btw๐๐๐
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
200 billion dollar valuation btw๐๐๐
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This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you donโt think it sounds important
โ ๏ธ Chinese researchers have invented bone glue that mimics how oysters stick to surfaces underwater.
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
The adhesive can reportedly repair orthopedic fractures in 2-3 minutes, even in blood-rich environments, and is bioabsorbable.
interestingengineering.com/science/chin...
China's oyster-inspired 'bone glue' bonds fractures in minutes
A new oyster-inspired Bone-02 adhesive can revolutionize bone repair without metal fasteners.
interestingengineering.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you donโt think it sounds important
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this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
this is the third time Donald Trump has shut down the government while his party controls both houses of Congress
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Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians โ "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
Microsoft blocks Israelโs use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians
Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unitโs access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians โ "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
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Championing the legacy of โfree speechโ by trying to destroy anyone who doesnโt agree with him
In a Hitleresque speech, JD Vance says there can be no unity with the left and vows to use the government to dismantle non-profit NGOs and liberal civil society who he says promote violence and terrorism.
September 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Championing the legacy of โfree speechโ by trying to destroy anyone who doesnโt agree with him
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
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NEW: Emails hacked from the inbox of former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak reveal discussions with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, including exchanges about a trip to the disgraced financierโs private island. san.com/cc/impressiv...
August 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
NEW: Emails hacked from the inbox of former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak reveal discussions with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, including exchanges about a trip to the disgraced financierโs private island. san.com/cc/impressiv...
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnโt write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnโt write it
My only note on the onion survey was about sex house, it's unmatched
I'm not just saying this because I work here: Sex House is arguably the best work of art on YouTube.
I reviewed the Onion's underseen masterpiece, SEX HOUSE, a pitch-black satire of sleazy reality TV and our cultural fascination with watching people degrade themselves for a shot at some insignificant sliver of fame. Magnificently funny and upsetting.
www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
www.patreon.com/posts/136900...
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My only note on the onion survey was about sex house, it's unmatched
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They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
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become ungovernable
August 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
become ungovernable
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Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up
Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up
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a simple reminder that Bret Stephens once wrote a column describing hatred of Israel as a โdisease of the Arab mindโ and got hired by the Times AFTER that
July 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
a simple reminder that Bret Stephens once wrote a column describing hatred of Israel as a โdisease of the Arab mindโ and got hired by the Times AFTER that
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โWe got a reaction out of everyone therefore it was a worthwhile endeavorโ is literally the logic of a subway masturbator
This does not inspire much confidence in the NYT. www.semafor.com/article/07/0...
July 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
โWe got a reaction out of everyone therefore it was a worthwhile endeavorโ is literally the logic of a subway masturbator
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I love the joy that working people feel about seeing someone who cares about them potentially leading the city.
Popular control of government is a good idea, and it's beautiful to see regular people find such hope in the possibility.
Popular control of government is a good idea, and it's beautiful to see regular people find such hope in the possibility.
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I love the joy that working people feel about seeing someone who cares about them potentially leading the city.
Popular control of government is a good idea, and it's beautiful to see regular people find such hope in the possibility.
Popular control of government is a good idea, and it's beautiful to see regular people find such hope in the possibility.
I think it's mostly cost of living stuff. 100k in San Francisco is a low income household, but would be comfortable outside of most metropolitan areas. The problem is that most metropolitan areas are much much denser so it moves the median up more substantially.
May 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think it's mostly cost of living stuff. 100k in San Francisco is a low income household, but would be comfortable outside of most metropolitan areas. The problem is that most metropolitan areas are much much denser so it moves the median up more substantially.
It may shock, but I think Brock with the pocked frock is a lock
April 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It may shock, but I think Brock with the pocked frock is a lock
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"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"
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I love my horribly accented people.
April 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love my horribly accented people.
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A lot of people seem to think following the U.S. Constitution is optionalโlike picking which shoes to wear in the morning. Itโs not. If youโre within the boundaries of the United States, the Constitution applies to you.
April 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A lot of people seem to think following the U.S. Constitution is optionalโlike picking which shoes to wear in the morning. Itโs not. If youโre within the boundaries of the United States, the Constitution applies to you.
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gm
also trans rights btw
also trans rights btw
April 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
gm
also trans rights btw
also trans rights btw