Mr B
@mrbinexile.bsky.social
Angry Shop Steward, hospital worker, jew, Florida Man
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Mr B
@mrbinexile.bsky.social
· Dec 3
My chick (a shiksa) calls my jew wine "Manny schwitz"
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Bad news gang she's a dwelling place for demons
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bad news gang she's a dwelling place for demons
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Me when I see someone celebrating Christmas instead of Toyotathon and the Hondadays.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me when I see someone celebrating Christmas instead of Toyotathon and the Hondadays.
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when al pacino did the famous line about the lady's ass, he used acting to first visualize the ass and then feel emotions about it's qualities
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
when al pacino did the famous line about the lady's ass, he used acting to first visualize the ass and then feel emotions about it's qualities
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oh, so now it’s “illegal” to do war crimes?
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
oh, so now it’s “illegal” to do war crimes?
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the five types of shitposters
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the five types of shitposters
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was raised on these streets
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
not now babe it's infishtructure week
Should I do a fucking Christmas card this year? Why does this sound so dope to me rn
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Should I do a fucking Christmas card this year? Why does this sound so dope to me rn
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I’ll Venmo twenty bucks to the first reporter who asks the president if Honduras is doing enough to prevent drugs coming over its border with Costa Rica.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ll Venmo twenty bucks to the first reporter who asks the president if Honduras is doing enough to prevent drugs coming over its border with Costa Rica.
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It’s also coming from a guy who at times doesn’t know what documents he’s signing or who he’s granting executive clemency to
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s also coming from a guy who at times doesn’t know what documents he’s signing or who he’s granting executive clemency to
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It fucking sucks dick that one of my coworkers is probably gonna get force retired at the end of this month because how my company measures productivity is how much money you make them. Never mind he’s been doing it for 35 years and helps anyone who asks him all day long no questions asked
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It fucking sucks dick that one of my coworkers is probably gonna get force retired at the end of this month because how my company measures productivity is how much money you make them. Never mind he’s been doing it for 35 years and helps anyone who asks him all day long no questions asked
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Spatch my cock
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Spatch my cock
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
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doin it turkeystyle
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
doin it turkeystyle
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How many times is middle age gonna make me pee
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How many times is middle age gonna make me pee
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The Magneto helmet is supposed to keep Professor X from reading his mind but let’s be real he bought the helmet and made up an excuse
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Magneto helmet is supposed to keep Professor X from reading his mind but let’s be real he bought the helmet and made up an excuse
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Gentle reminder that if your family sucks I'm your uncle Scoob and I'm very proud of you. You're doing amazing, sport
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Gentle reminder that if your family sucks I'm your uncle Scoob and I'm very proud of you. You're doing amazing, sport
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they need to bring back the pop rocks that kill u
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
they need to bring back the pop rocks that kill u
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning