saracuda
@mostestghostess.bsky.social
oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her 🏳️🌈
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saracuda
@mostestghostess.bsky.social
· Aug 5
self-soothing by giving myself pep talks in the Luke the Vampire from Buffy voice
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do NOT make a lemon pig. the lemon pigs CAUSED THIS. you are messing with forces you DO NOT UNDERSTAND and CANNOT CONTROL.
December 31, 2024 at 8:42 PM
do NOT make a lemon pig. the lemon pigs CAUSED THIS. you are messing with forces you DO NOT UNDERSTAND and CANNOT CONTROL.
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I think I'm all set on life hacks. I don't think I'm the problem.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think I'm all set on life hacks. I don't think I'm the problem.
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Father Time in the hospital waiting room, anxious for the New Year to be born. His wife is currently dilated. Her name is Michaela. She's not a personification of a larger concept. She's a marketing manager who graduated from McGill. She met Father Time on the apps. Now she gives birth to years
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Father Time in the hospital waiting room, anxious for the New Year to be born. His wife is currently dilated. Her name is Michaela. She's not a personification of a larger concept. She's a marketing manager who graduated from McGill. She met Father Time on the apps. Now she gives birth to years
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You've heard of exsanguination but have you ever tried extrasanguination?
The hot new thing is becoming incredibly engorged with blood like a tick, becoming a slow moving balloon of blood for clout
The hot new thing is becoming incredibly engorged with blood like a tick, becoming a slow moving balloon of blood for clout
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You've heard of exsanguination but have you ever tried extrasanguination?
The hot new thing is becoming incredibly engorged with blood like a tick, becoming a slow moving balloon of blood for clout
The hot new thing is becoming incredibly engorged with blood like a tick, becoming a slow moving balloon of blood for clout
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KEEPER (2025)
I think it's this one? Williams blew it out of the water with the PETALS FOR ARMOR visuals.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
KEEPER (2025)
KEEPER (2025)
I think it's this one? Williams blew it out of the water with the PETALS FOR ARMOR visuals.
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
KEEPER (2025)
I think it's this one? Williams blew it out of the water with the PETALS FOR ARMOR visuals.
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I think it's this one? Williams blew it out of the water with the PETALS FOR ARMOR visuals.
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Has anyone else noticed the year number goes up pretty much every year
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Has anyone else noticed the year number goes up pretty much every year
HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE by Grady Hendrix
nobody at the funeral appreciated my rendition of mmm bop on the kazoo
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE by Grady Hendrix
pressing play
BUT you were also always like "watch SESSION 9 just do it," and we do contain multitudes, don't we?
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
pressing play
Realizing with horror that my David Lynch and Stephen King impressions sound exactly the same.
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Realizing with horror that my David Lynch and Stephen King impressions sound exactly the same.
Scott's door, if he decides to use it.
another one done 💗
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Scott's door, if he decides to use it.
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everyone grieves differently. which is stupid and inefficient. do better
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
everyone grieves differently. which is stupid and inefficient. do better
Happy birthday Scott Wampler, tonight I will be watching SESSION 9 (2001), a movie you recommended constantly that I have been putting off because uhhhhhhh listen I don't think I'm gonna like it & you were always like "walk out the minute you don't want to be there anymore"
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Happy birthday Scott Wampler, tonight I will be watching SESSION 9 (2001), a movie you recommended constantly that I have been putting off because uhhhhhhh listen I don't think I'm gonna like it & you were always like "walk out the minute you don't want to be there anymore"
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could anything be more important in dark
times than becoming a person with a flashlight? maybe even a prism?
times than becoming a person with a flashlight? maybe even a prism?
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
could anything be more important in dark
times than becoming a person with a flashlight? maybe even a prism?
times than becoming a person with a flashlight? maybe even a prism?
Texting people I haven't spoken to in years so I can talk to them about Osgood Perkins' body of work.
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Texting people I haven't spoken to in years so I can talk to them about Osgood Perkins' body of work.
Ozzie BABY do NOT change a THING about whatEVER the fuck it is you've got going on 💗
Mothers of daughters!!
Daughters of mothers!!
All of us an open wound!!
Daughters of mothers!!
All of us an open wound!!
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ozzie BABY do NOT change a THING about whatEVER the fuck it is you've got going on 💗
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
December 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
loading my family into the car for an hour drive home and forcing them to listen to this on repeat 🫶
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
loading my family into the car for an hour drive home and forcing them to listen to this on repeat 🫶
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sorry, you’re not a hufflepuff, that’s actually not a real thing! you’re 34 years old, go get forklift certified
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
sorry, you’re not a hufflepuff, that’s actually not a real thing! you’re 34 years old, go get forklift certified
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"oh hahahaha not me i'm not like one of those mask wearing pussies, definitely not. hahaha" - worm shit.
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
"oh hahahaha not me i'm not like one of those mask wearing pussies, definitely not. hahaha" - worm shit.
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