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saracuda
@mostestghostess.bsky.social
oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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self-soothing by giving myself pep talks in the Luke the Vampire from Buffy voice
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You can't tell a male and female dwarf apart, because of the beard. You also cannot tell if they're nude, again because of the beard
February 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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┃┃╱╲ in
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▔▏┗┛▕▔ it's
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put Shia LeBeouf into
an old abandoned well
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February 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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🙅‍♀️🚫🚫👎 DNI 👎👎🚫🚫🚫🙅‍♀️ if you do not want to talk about 2025's KEEPER, a dark trip by Osgood Perkins.
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Trying so hard to steal five quiet minutes for a hot coffee but the 9yo has insisted upon crucifying a Creeper right next to me on the couch.
February 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I shall never 🙂‍↕️🙏
*sighing* am I going to have to look up mogging or will it die fast enough that I don’t have to bother
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ it's
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
put Shia LeBeouf into
an old abandoned well
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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February 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Wallpaper looking a might yellow today, laddies.
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
There's nothing MAHA has introduced that wasn't a humongous part of the first time mom groups I was in 14 years ago. The future is bad!
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Yes.
gang are we jealous of birds
February 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Guy who is convinced that each butt cheek is itself an ass, that humans have two asses each, and gets incredibly confused when people try to explain ass mathematics to him.
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Best outfit of 2026 so far. Bottom half is bright red Kum & Go [rip] joggers and a pair of realtree camo slides but it took 700 attempts and a humongous amount of psychic damage to get one photo I liked so you'll have to take my word for it that I look cool as hell.
February 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Just another Manwich Monday
February 16, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.

Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.

Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Public comment on Dr Oz's proposed rules to ban gender-affirming care for youth closes 2/17

One rule bans hospital-based care, the other eliminates Medicaid/CHIP coverage

Together they'd make care virtually unavailable nationwide, including in shield law states

www.patreon.com/posts/149210...
February 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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This Black History Month, we honor three Black disabled ancestors whose brilliance and care continue to shape our movement: Atinuke “Tinu” Abayomi-Paul, Leslie Lee III, and Teighlor McGee. May we carry their names, work, and love forward, and continue making Black disabled history, together.
February 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Best outfit of 2026 so far. Bottom half is bright red Kum & Go [rip] joggers and a pair of realtree camo slides but it took 700 attempts and a humongous amount of psychic damage to get one photo I liked so you'll have to take my word for it that I look cool as hell.
February 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
They should make a Mario Kart where if you die in the game you die in real life.
February 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I got asked to be on my favorite (ever) podcast talking about my favorite thing to talk about with the intention that I was actually knowledgeable about it and I was sweating BULLETS! that I would end up in the bin 😭
A big fear I have is guesting on a podcast and it being so bad they don’t release it and me knowing that they’ve put out episodes called things like “Jeff bought groceries” and “Alex went to jail again”
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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11yo coming in with "truth be told" at dinner tonight.
February 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Oh you love me? Name all of my problems
September 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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Happy Valentine’s day from Crips for eSims for Gaza.

Send us roses in the form of mutual aid @ bit.ly/eSimsRUs.

We miss you, Alice!!

Graphic: Sunny Chiu

#ConnectingGaza
February 15, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM