saracuda
@mostestghostess.bsky.social
oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her 🏳️🌈
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saracuda
@mostestghostess.bsky.social
· Aug 5
self-soothing by giving myself pep talks in the Luke the Vampire from Buffy voice
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Someone should invent an app that doesn't make you scream.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someone should invent an app that doesn't make you scream.
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[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
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So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
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Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
🎶
I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
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I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
🎶
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
🎶
I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
🎶
I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
🎶
My kid just jumped out from behind a corner and scared me so bad I thought I was going to have a medical emergency. My whole body is pins and needles. If this is how I go, never let her forget how proud I was of her for it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My kid just jumped out from behind a corner and scared me so bad I thought I was going to have a medical emergency. My whole body is pins and needles. If this is how I go, never let her forget how proud I was of her for it.
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Benjamin Lay was out there THROWING FAKE BLOOD on Quakers in the damn EARLY 1700s because HE KNEW that enslaving Africans was a SIN, INHUMANE and should end IMMEDIATELY.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Benjamin Lay was out there THROWING FAKE BLOOD on Quakers in the damn EARLY 1700s because HE KNEW that enslaving Africans was a SIN, INHUMANE and should end IMMEDIATELY.
Boys had a haiku lesson today, here's the middle kid's:
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Boys had a haiku lesson today, here's the middle kid's:
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
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Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
How many times has Israel violated the Gaza ceasefire? Here are the numbers
Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
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I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
me in my next life:
Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
me in my next life:
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I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
No one in the universe cares about the minutiae of the schooling system in my home which has naturally become the only thing I'm ever doing or thinking about which has me more Lost In Space/No Signal than ever ever ever, the lonesomeness is DREADFUL!! 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
No one in the universe cares about the minutiae of the schooling system in my home which has naturally become the only thing I'm ever doing or thinking about which has me more Lost In Space/No Signal than ever ever ever, the lonesomeness is DREADFUL!! 🥲
I have the disease where if I think a thought or hear a phrase even close to the lyric of a song I know I have to sing that lyric or I will die.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have the disease where if I think a thought or hear a phrase even close to the lyric of a song I know I have to sing that lyric or I will die.
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
I have been certified Bonkers for Bogosian since 1990 but damn his Molloy on INTERVIEW W THE VAMPIRE is SO RUDE to service staff!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I have been certified Bonkers for Bogosian since 1990 but damn his Molloy on INTERVIEW W THE VAMPIRE is SO RUDE to service staff!!
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grok is this runway clear
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
grok is this runway clear
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Reposting this every day until Afternoon comes back.
it's only the third day of 4:30 dusk
a woman in a plaid shirt is crying in a classroom with other students
Alt: Donna sobbing in homeroom on TWIN PEAKS
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposting this every day until Afternoon comes back.
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You motherfuckers, you maniacs, you kings of shit new and old
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You motherfuckers, you maniacs, you kings of shit new and old
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Want to help mutual aid groups heal their communities?
@distributeaid.org has delivered hundreds of thousands of healthcare items so far this year.
Everything from masks to HRT injection equipment to these wheelchairs. All going straight to local groups embedded in the communities they serve.
@distributeaid.org has delivered hundreds of thousands of healthcare items so far this year.
Everything from masks to HRT injection equipment to these wheelchairs. All going straight to local groups embedded in the communities they serve.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Want to help mutual aid groups heal their communities?
@distributeaid.org has delivered hundreds of thousands of healthcare items so far this year.
Everything from masks to HRT injection equipment to these wheelchairs. All going straight to local groups embedded in the communities they serve.
@distributeaid.org has delivered hundreds of thousands of healthcare items so far this year.
Everything from masks to HRT injection equipment to these wheelchairs. All going straight to local groups embedded in the communities they serve.
The wildest of cards at every turn.
![[One of my posts from somewhere else labled May 11, 2023.]
"you will never guess" was it Joyce Carol Oates?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:igygsfvltyruu5g5kfxswsb2/bafkreicmqbpb6v7xjk6ea3o66l56u7gro2evbfbpyudvdlcdavdytilemq@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The wildest of cards at every turn.
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