saracuda
@mostestghostess.bsky.social
oh, am I being weird? | artist, obsessive, granger taylor truther | world's no. 1 SOUTHLAND TALES defender | I'd rather eat glass than interact with generative AI | she/her 🏳️🌈
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saracuda
@mostestghostess.bsky.social
· Aug 5
self-soothing by giving myself pep talks in the Luke the Vampire from Buffy voice
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James Remar : Peter Outerbridge :: Ed Begley Jr. : Bruce Davison
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
James Remar : Peter Outerbridge :: Ed Begley Jr. : Bruce Davison
"I would love to meet this guy in a dark alley" vs "I'm going to find this guy in a dark alley" can I get a judgement call?
Is saying that someone NEEDS their ass beat the same as saying that I PERSONALLY will be administering said beating, moderation-wise?
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"I would love to meet this guy in a dark alley" vs "I'm going to find this guy in a dark alley" can I get a judgement call?
when you get to make a MY DINNER WITH ANDRE joke and then you see it's already been made 15 times <<<<<<<<
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
when you get to make a MY DINNER WITH ANDRE joke and then you see it's already been made 15 times <<<<<<<<
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who's the funniest person for this bit? i'm going matt groening
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
who's the funniest person for this bit? i'm going matt groening
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A lot of people see kids as items for ownership and consumption and control and it is our absolute sacred duty to protect children from that evil.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A lot of people see kids as items for ownership and consumption and control and it is our absolute sacred duty to protect children from that evil.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
Very much including teenagers.
Very much including teenage girls.
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consulting legal to see if being funny online is a crime now
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
consulting legal to see if being funny online is a crime now
James Remar : Peter Outerbridge :: Ed Begley Jr. : Bruce Davison
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
James Remar : Peter Outerbridge :: Ed Begley Jr. : Bruce Davison
Is saying that someone NEEDS their ass beat the same as saying that I PERSONALLY will be administering said beating, moderation-wise?
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is saying that someone NEEDS their ass beat the same as saying that I PERSONALLY will be administering said beating, moderation-wise?
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You’ll be sorry when the Epstein Files implicate [list of other people you already hate].
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You’ll be sorry when the Epstein Files implicate [list of other people you already hate].
At the dentist for the first time since March 2020. Chose a spot based on word-of-mouth that they practiced COVID mitigation through 2024; alas, it appears that 2025 finally wore them down.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
At the dentist for the first time since March 2020. Chose a spot based on word-of-mouth that they practiced COVID mitigation through 2024; alas, it appears that 2025 finally wore them down.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Someone should invent an app that doesn't make you scream.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someone should invent an app that doesn't make you scream.
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[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
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So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.
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Probably because it's too good
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Probably because it's too good
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I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
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I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
🎶
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
🎶
I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
🎶
I've always been in love with stew
I'll take a bowl of bone broth too
You took my stock for granted
Why oh why
The soup is over
Say goodbye
🎶
My kid just jumped out from behind a corner and scared me so bad I thought I was going to have a medical emergency. My whole body is pins and needles. If this is how I go, never let her forget how proud I was of her for it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My kid just jumped out from behind a corner and scared me so bad I thought I was going to have a medical emergency. My whole body is pins and needles. If this is how I go, never let her forget how proud I was of her for it.
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Benjamin Lay was out there THROWING FAKE BLOOD on Quakers in the damn EARLY 1700s because HE KNEW that enslaving Africans was a SIN, INHUMANE and should end IMMEDIATELY.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Benjamin Lay was out there THROWING FAKE BLOOD on Quakers in the damn EARLY 1700s because HE KNEW that enslaving Africans was a SIN, INHUMANE and should end IMMEDIATELY.
Boys had a haiku lesson today, here's the middle kid's:
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Boys had a haiku lesson today, here's the middle kid's:
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
Mom, a beauty and cute
Smart, kind, cool and caring, love
She is lovable
🥹😭😩💖💖💖
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Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
How many times has Israel violated the Gaza ceasefire? Here are the numbers
Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Since the ceasefire took effect one month ago, Israeli attacks have killed at least 242 Palestinians and injured 622.
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I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
me in my next life:
Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
me in my next life: