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a message to all underpaid production assistants:
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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linkedin job history

Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Ugh. I hate doing these, but I gotta fix a jam that I can’t seem to own jam on my own.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-rikki...
Donate to Help Rikki and Tavisha Fix a Jam and Cover Essential Costs, organized by Rikki Simons
I have several jobs I work at once (voice actor, sound designe… Rikki Simons needs your support for Help Rikki and Tavisha Fix a Jam and Cover Essential Costs
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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If you are concerned about people swiping books from your little free library and reselling those books, I ask you to go to your local used bookstore and sell a book

Okay?

Understand?

Alright, next question
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Nothing would make me say “lawyer” faster than this guy trying to flex on me
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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All of this is the weakest people you know trying to look tough for the boss because everyone involved is dumb as shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Get a subpoena or fuck off
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.

No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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All of you are deliberately mischaracterizing what Sarah Hurwitz was saying about Holocaust education. Do better.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Megan Trainor music sounds like doo doo butt.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Just like UBI & Medicare for All would be much better uses of taxpayer dollars.
Anderson Cooper: So it's more expensive to have a chronically homeless person living on the streets than it is to actually subsidize an apartment for them?

Answer: Yes, we’re paying more as taxpayers to walk past that person on the street and do nothing… #HousingFirst
100,000 Homes: Housing the homeless saves money?
Giving apartments to the chronically homeless can save taxpayer dollars, advocates say
www.cbsnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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An important detail these evil pedos always overlook is that transness is *FUN* and they would understand that if their only interactions with us weren't angry posters and sissy porn
Damn how y'all let trans people ruin boobs for you? Sounds like a personal problem. Boobs are the gift that keeps on giving.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Progresso CEO after he saw the news
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM