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Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I threw ass in this dress.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Cough syrup sleep is crazy because what do you mean I took this photo.
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Turtle is usually the one to wake me up so when I wake her up she gives me this sleepy and squinty little look like “this isn’t how this is supposed to go”.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
My roommate can’t sleep either and now she and my cat are hanging out with me and watching YouTube.
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I can’t go back to sleep and now I’m wandering my house looking for my cat because if I can’t sleep she has to entertain me.
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I said I wanted to dance to a Smith’s song at my third wedding and my roommate said “okay Latina”.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Gatorade.
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Y’all when I got a Christmas bonus a few years ago @danielleradford.bsky.social and I did the chicken nuggets and caviar for new years and it’s just fine. A blini or a potato chip with crème fresh is way better.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Sometimes when my roommate leaves the room she just puts on a meme video and walks away like someone leaving a cat with a video of birds.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
My gender is uh-
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The new God of War trilogy remake news is very exciting for me, the world’s biggest TC Carson fan.
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I’m not sure that interview is going anywhere so reminder I’m still looking for work! I’m an excellent producer, writer and host and can work immediately.

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February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Hello, I’m judging a competitive erotic fan fiction show for Valentine’s Day. You should come say hi.
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I’m so sick. I need broth and juice.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
SEND ME ALL THE INTERVIEW LUCK YOU CAN TODAY
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My father “Please bring me all your tax forms, letters and receipts organized in a file so I can start your taxes for you”

*Me bringing my father assorted papers and scraps I found in a bag*
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I like that I’ve lived the kind of life that when my friends gets mail or packages from me they’re scared to open it.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I tried to take a cute photo of Turtle’s eyes and I accidentally flash bombed her.
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I’ve started watching Hannibal and I need the two hottest men I’ve ever seen to kiss each other.
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
A guy on a date a while ago asked me the “which movie would you make all muppets but keep one human” question and I said “Die Hard, keep Alan Rickman but Miss Piggy is John McClain rescuing Kermit” and he said I was dumb. KERMIT WOULD NOT USE A GUN. MISS PIGGY WOULD.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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And a year later, the Black Cat riots in Los Angeles, also pre-Stonewall (and central to The Advocate’s origin story).
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I have my first few potential job bites. I’m not a god fearing woman but PRAY FOR ME.
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I didn’t take a picture because I was having too much fun but no one deserved how much boobs I was serving tonight.
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Had a burger and gave my number to a KJ. I just needed to go outside.
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM