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Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I keep forgetting not everyone grew up with a stupid rooster in your house that would confuse a lamp for the sun and crow at 3 am.
February 18, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I made a TikTok about not being able to pay my mortgage next month and someone got excited of the idea of poverty driving me to sex work 🙂

(Obviously there’s nothing wrong with sex work. It’s creaming yourself over the idea of my desperation satisfying your lust)
February 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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All I want for my birthday is to pay for my bills in March while I keep looking for work and to pull two teeth that my dentist looked at and said “well that’s sideways” that are causing me an insane amount of pain. gofund.me/48bbe5132
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February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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The article I wrote for LUX about the Tom of Finland Foundation is mentioned in this episode, I'm very honored 🙏
Closing out our season with a banger: it's Tom of Finland. No introductions necessary. Live from Helsinki. Sit back, relax, and enjoy: badgayspod.com/episode-arch...
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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also, people need to hear ‘you are being fucking stupid’ before they do shit like this!
Counterpoint:

Don’t upload your medical records to any LLM.

That’s fucking insane.
February 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Please I just need something good to happen.
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I drank a bunch of coffee so I can get these application packets in and I finished MUCH earlier than anticipated and now I’m just wired and staring at my ceiling.
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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Fellow writers, any advice? Trying to think of a professional way to tell a client “pay me the $23,000+ you have owed me for months of work or I’m going to be homeless, at which point I will pin a note to my body letting my family and friends know your names, address, and contact information”
February 17, 2026 at 10:11 PM
All I want for my birthday is to pay for my bills in March while I keep looking for work and to pull two teeth that my dentist looked at and said “well that’s sideways” that are causing me an insane amount of pain. gofund.me/48bbe5132
Donate to Help Vanessa Keep Her House While Looking For Work, organized by Vanessa Gritton
Hello friends. I don’t think anyone has ever made a go fund me beca… Vanessa Gritton needs your support for Help Vanessa Keep Her House While Looking For Work
gofund.me
February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sending out two applications today that could change my life. Wish me luck.
February 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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I have a decade of experience as an editor, critic and columnist of both film and TV, 5 years on-camera and on-stage, and also have a long history in account management, project management, operations, logistics, SaaS support, and more.

I'm a talented moderator, people manager, and organizer.
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My roommate said I shouldn’t wear this shirt outside.
February 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Every time I drink broth I reach a spiritually peaceful place for 30 minutes.
February 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Every time I drink broth I reach a spiritually peaceful place for 30 minutes.
February 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Holy shit this movie. Richard E. Grant isn’t even acting. He’s like channeling a fucking spirit
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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My heart and wallet remain Mormon-free
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I threw ass in this dress.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Cough syrup sleep is crazy because what do you mean I took this photo.
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Turtle is usually the one to wake me up so when I wake her up she gives me this sleepy and squinty little look like “this isn’t how this is supposed to go”.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
My roommate can’t sleep either and now she and my cat are hanging out with me and watching YouTube.
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I can’t go back to sleep and now I’m wandering my house looking for my cat because if I can’t sleep she has to entertain me.
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I said I wanted to dance to a Smith’s song at my third wedding and my roommate said “okay Latina”.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Gatorade.
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Y’all when I got a Christmas bonus a few years ago @danielleradford.bsky.social and I did the chicken nuggets and caviar for new years and it’s just fine. A blini or a potato chip with crème fresh is way better.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM