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Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
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My heart and wallet remain Mormon-free
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I threw ass in this dress.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Cough syrup sleep is crazy because what do you mean I took this photo.
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Turtle is usually the one to wake me up so when I wake her up she gives me this sleepy and squinty little look like “this isn’t how this is supposed to go”.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
My roommate can’t sleep either and now she and my cat are hanging out with me and watching YouTube.
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I can’t go back to sleep and now I’m wandering my house looking for my cat because if I can’t sleep she has to entertain me.
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I said I wanted to dance to a Smith’s song at my third wedding and my roommate said “okay Latina”.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Gatorade.
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Y’all when I got a Christmas bonus a few years ago @danielleradford.bsky.social and I did the chicken nuggets and caviar for new years and it’s just fine. A blini or a potato chip with crème fresh is way better.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Sometimes when my roommate leaves the room she just puts on a meme video and walks away like someone leaving a cat with a video of birds.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
My gender is uh-
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The new God of War trilogy remake news is very exciting for me, the world’s biggest TC Carson fan.
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I’m not sure that interview is going anywhere so reminder I’m still looking for work! I’m an excellent producer, writer and host and can work immediately.

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Vanessa Guerrero Reel 2025
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February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Hello, I’m judging a competitive erotic fan fiction show for Valentine’s Day. You should come say hi.
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I’m so sick. I need broth and juice.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
SEND ME ALL THE INTERVIEW LUCK YOU CAN TODAY
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My father “Please bring me all your tax forms, letters and receipts organized in a file so I can start your taxes for you”

*Me bringing my father assorted papers and scraps I found in a bag*
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I like that I’ve lived the kind of life that when my friends gets mail or packages from me they’re scared to open it.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I tried to take a cute photo of Turtle’s eyes and I accidentally flash bombed her.
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I’ve started watching Hannibal and I need the two hottest men I’ve ever seen to kiss each other.
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
A guy on a date a while ago asked me the “which movie would you make all muppets but keep one human” question and I said “Die Hard, keep Alan Rickman but Miss Piggy is John McClain rescuing Kermit” and he said I was dumb. KERMIT WOULD NOT USE A GUN. MISS PIGGY WOULD.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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And a year later, the Black Cat riots in Los Angeles, also pre-Stonewall (and central to The Advocate’s origin story).
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I have my first few potential job bites. I’m not a god fearing woman but PRAY FOR ME.
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I didn’t take a picture because I was having too much fun but no one deserved how much boobs I was serving tonight.
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Had a burger and gave my number to a KJ. I just needed to go outside.
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 AM