Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
Every time I drink broth I reach a spiritually peaceful place for 30 minutes.
February 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Every time I drink broth I reach a spiritually peaceful place for 30 minutes.
Every time I drink broth I reach a spiritually peaceful place for 30 minutes.
February 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Every time I drink broth I reach a spiritually peaceful place for 30 minutes.
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Holy shit this movie. Richard E. Grant isn’t even acting. He’s like channeling a fucking spirit
February 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Holy shit this movie. Richard E. Grant isn’t even acting. He’s like channeling a fucking spirit
Reposted by Vanessa Guerrero
its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality
Reposted by Vanessa Guerrero
My heart and wallet remain Mormon-free
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
My heart and wallet remain Mormon-free
I threw ass in this dress.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I threw ass in this dress.
Cough syrup sleep is crazy because what do you mean I took this photo.
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Cough syrup sleep is crazy because what do you mean I took this photo.
Turtle is usually the one to wake me up so when I wake her up she gives me this sleepy and squinty little look like “this isn’t how this is supposed to go”.
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Turtle is usually the one to wake me up so when I wake her up she gives me this sleepy and squinty little look like “this isn’t how this is supposed to go”.
My roommate can’t sleep either and now she and my cat are hanging out with me and watching YouTube.
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
My roommate can’t sleep either and now she and my cat are hanging out with me and watching YouTube.
I can’t go back to sleep and now I’m wandering my house looking for my cat because if I can’t sleep she has to entertain me.
February 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I can’t go back to sleep and now I’m wandering my house looking for my cat because if I can’t sleep she has to entertain me.
I said I wanted to dance to a Smith’s song at my third wedding and my roommate said “okay Latina”.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I said I wanted to dance to a Smith’s song at my third wedding and my roommate said “okay Latina”.
Y’all when I got a Christmas bonus a few years ago @danielleradford.bsky.social and I did the chicken nuggets and caviar for new years and it’s just fine. A blini or a potato chip with crème fresh is way better.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Y’all when I got a Christmas bonus a few years ago @danielleradford.bsky.social and I did the chicken nuggets and caviar for new years and it’s just fine. A blini or a potato chip with crème fresh is way better.
Sometimes when my roommate leaves the room she just puts on a meme video and walks away like someone leaving a cat with a video of birds.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Sometimes when my roommate leaves the room she just puts on a meme video and walks away like someone leaving a cat with a video of birds.
My gender is uh-
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
My gender is uh-
The new God of War trilogy remake news is very exciting for me, the world’s biggest TC Carson fan.
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The new God of War trilogy remake news is very exciting for me, the world’s biggest TC Carson fan.
I’m not sure that interview is going anywhere so reminder I’m still looking for work! I’m an excellent producer, writer and host and can work immediately.
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Vanessa Guerrero Reel 2025
YouTube video by Vanessa Guerrero
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February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’m not sure that interview is going anywhere so reminder I’m still looking for work! I’m an excellent producer, writer and host and can work immediately.
youtu.be/KTRDoAY9psI?...
youtu.be/KTRDoAY9psI?...
Hello, I’m judging a competitive erotic fan fiction show for Valentine’s Day. You should come say hi.
February 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Hello, I’m judging a competitive erotic fan fiction show for Valentine’s Day. You should come say hi.
I’m so sick. I need broth and juice.
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’m so sick. I need broth and juice.
SEND ME ALL THE INTERVIEW LUCK YOU CAN TODAY
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
SEND ME ALL THE INTERVIEW LUCK YOU CAN TODAY
My father “Please bring me all your tax forms, letters and receipts organized in a file so I can start your taxes for you”
*Me bringing my father assorted papers and scraps I found in a bag*
*Me bringing my father assorted papers and scraps I found in a bag*
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My father “Please bring me all your tax forms, letters and receipts organized in a file so I can start your taxes for you”
*Me bringing my father assorted papers and scraps I found in a bag*
*Me bringing my father assorted papers and scraps I found in a bag*
I like that I’ve lived the kind of life that when my friends gets mail or packages from me they’re scared to open it.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I like that I’ve lived the kind of life that when my friends gets mail or packages from me they’re scared to open it.
I tried to take a cute photo of Turtle’s eyes and I accidentally flash bombed her.
February 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I tried to take a cute photo of Turtle’s eyes and I accidentally flash bombed her.
I’ve started watching Hannibal and I need the two hottest men I’ve ever seen to kiss each other.
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I’ve started watching Hannibal and I need the two hottest men I’ve ever seen to kiss each other.
A guy on a date a while ago asked me the “which movie would you make all muppets but keep one human” question and I said “Die Hard, keep Alan Rickman but Miss Piggy is John McClain rescuing Kermit” and he said I was dumb. KERMIT WOULD NOT USE A GUN. MISS PIGGY WOULD.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
A guy on a date a while ago asked me the “which movie would you make all muppets but keep one human” question and I said “Die Hard, keep Alan Rickman but Miss Piggy is John McClain rescuing Kermit” and he said I was dumb. KERMIT WOULD NOT USE A GUN. MISS PIGGY WOULD.