Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I’ve started watching Hannibal and I need the two hottest men I’ve ever seen to kiss each other.
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I’ve started watching Hannibal and I need the two hottest men I’ve ever seen to kiss each other.
A guy on a date a while ago asked me the “which movie would you make all muppets but keep one human” question and I said “Die Hard, keep Alan Rickman but Miss Piggy is John McClain rescuing Kermit” and he said I was dumb. KERMIT WOULD NOT USE A GUN. MISS PIGGY WOULD.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
A guy on a date a while ago asked me the “which movie would you make all muppets but keep one human” question and I said “Die Hard, keep Alan Rickman but Miss Piggy is John McClain rescuing Kermit” and he said I was dumb. KERMIT WOULD NOT USE A GUN. MISS PIGGY WOULD.
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And a year later, the Black Cat riots in Los Angeles, also pre-Stonewall (and central to The Advocate’s origin story).
Before Stonewall or Pride, this is one of the earliest recorded queer uprisings that shaped LGBTQIA+ rights 👇
The pivotal riot that shaped modern LGBTQIA+ rights, you don't hear about enough
Before Stonewall, Pride, or the rainbow became a symbol for the queer community, a group of trans women started a revolution that history almost forgot
www.wearequeeraf.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
And a year later, the Black Cat riots in Los Angeles, also pre-Stonewall (and central to The Advocate’s origin story).
I have my first few potential job bites. I’m not a god fearing woman but PRAY FOR ME.
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I have my first few potential job bites. I’m not a god fearing woman but PRAY FOR ME.
I didn’t take a picture because I was having too much fun but no one deserved how much boobs I was serving tonight.
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I didn’t take a picture because I was having too much fun but no one deserved how much boobs I was serving tonight.
Had a burger and gave my number to a KJ. I just needed to go outside.
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Had a burger and gave my number to a KJ. I just needed to go outside.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
Reposted by Vanessa Guerrero
I know people the memory of goldfish but ICE is still very much active here in Los Angeles, LAPD helps them most of the time, and people are still resisting. Local media is still covering it so follow @lataco.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I know people the memory of goldfish but ICE is still very much active here in Los Angeles, LAPD helps them most of the time, and people are still resisting. Local media is still covering it so follow @lataco.bsky.social
My dad does this thing where he speaks French to everyone he interacts with (he is not French, he’s Salvadorian) and it baffles food service workers and pretty much everyone but the second he meets an actual French person, HE CLAMS UP.
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My dad does this thing where he speaks French to everyone he interacts with (he is not French, he’s Salvadorian) and it baffles food service workers and pretty much everyone but the second he meets an actual French person, HE CLAMS UP.
I can feel an anxiety attack coming on so I have submerged myself in the coldest water I can stand and then I’m putting on PJs and standing in the cold night air. For some reason being very cold can sometimes snap me out of it.
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I can feel an anxiety attack coming on so I have submerged myself in the coldest water I can stand and then I’m putting on PJs and standing in the cold night air. For some reason being very cold can sometimes snap me out of it.
I invited my dad over to watch the Super Bowl because my mom is out of town and he was like “Sure honey- wait you don’t like football, you like that Bugs Bunny guy.”
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I invited my dad over to watch the Super Bowl because my mom is out of town and he was like “Sure honey- wait you don’t like football, you like that Bugs Bunny guy.”
I’m not proud of how I reacted when The Muppet Show theme started playing.
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I’m not proud of how I reacted when The Muppet Show theme started playing.
Today I got corn from my corn guy for 3 dollars and my mom said that was high. Street corn should never cost this much.
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Today I got corn from my corn guy for 3 dollars and my mom said that was high. Street corn should never cost this much.
My love of casual sailor hats suddenly makes sense.
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
My love of casual sailor hats suddenly makes sense.
“Hey jackass guys…”
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
“Hey jackass guys…”
I really want to get up and clean the kitchen but my cat fell asleep on my arm so everything is cancelled.
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I really want to get up and clean the kitchen but my cat fell asleep on my arm so everything is cancelled.
If 8 of you follow me on TikTok I might get into the creator program and I’ll give you little kisses.
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
If 8 of you follow me on TikTok I might get into the creator program and I’ll give you little kisses.
For my senior photos in high school I dressed as Charlie Chaplin and everyone thought I was Hitler.
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 AM
For my senior photos in high school I dressed as Charlie Chaplin and everyone thought I was Hitler.
My friends asks me to compose a birthday wishlist and unsurprisingly most of it is food.
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
My friends asks me to compose a birthday wishlist and unsurprisingly most of it is food.
It’s my birthday month. Prepare for me to be insufferable.
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
It’s my birthday month. Prepare for me to be insufferable.
My roommate is so mad I put on Jackass the Movie right as she wanted to go to bed.
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
My roommate is so mad I put on Jackass the Movie right as she wanted to go to bed.
I love Billie Eilish even though she dresses like Ali G.
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I love Billie Eilish even though she dresses like Ali G.
My roommate let me cry and cry and watch sad music videos on her YouTube and I’ve absolutely DESTROYED her algorithm. She’s gonna get a welfare check here soon.
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 AM
My roommate let me cry and cry and watch sad music videos on her YouTube and I’ve absolutely DESTROYED her algorithm. She’s gonna get a welfare check here soon.
Just had a dating disappointment so immense I think I’m just done dating! Cool!
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Just had a dating disappointment so immense I think I’m just done dating! Cool!
I also wrote a sketch a long time ago where the human centipede orders a pizza and absolutely no one was happy with me when it came to casting the centipede. youtu.be/HkkSjff_-zk
Human Pizzapede - Human Centipede Orders A Pizza
YouTube video by Nightchurch Comedy
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February 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I also wrote a sketch a long time ago where the human centipede orders a pizza and absolutely no one was happy with me when it came to casting the centipede. youtu.be/HkkSjff_-zk