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when hens have teeth
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December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
this smells like "we have too much money wrapped up in the money sinkhole" desperation
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Fixed it
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
did Excalibur mean Eddie Kingston had a lot of fights in school or did he have an actual classroom match? Chalk dust to the eyes, apple spit spot, time remaining announced over the intercom, things of that nature.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Chatterer is the supreme cenobite and I will abide by no other foolishness.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The only Clinton I want to hear anything from ever again is George Clinton… Please let the relics of the last century fade into the past…
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ProtOkada, hangman/swerve and the toni/johnny/mina/marina lovefest. Banger episode.
This might be some of the gayest 2 hours AEW has ever put on and that's saying A LOT. 🤼‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
let's be straight about something: we should have always hated lacrosse player hook
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chop down the tall cars
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Listen to Jimmy Cliff today
open.spotify.com/album/4oxdKc...
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I have NEGATIVE interest in seeing Darby Allin with the men’s World Championship
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
new core belief
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The only presidential election Democrats have won in the past three cycles was the one where everyone worked from home
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Adding alt text for screenshots is super easy! On iOS:
1: attach pic to skeet
2: tap “+ALT”
3: find the button with horizontal lines inside four corners. That’s the OCR—tap it
4: text will light up. Press on it and a menu will appear
5: tap “select all” then tap “copy”
6: paste into alt text box
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
that's what those dudes email like? just a million typos and random text formats? meritocracy was truly always a lie
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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(me applying clown makeup) the women will main event and it not being a title match means hobbs could squeak out a win #aewdynamite
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
really don't feel like you get to say anything is a nonstarter for at least a month, bud
NEW: Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds

This demand spans Senate leadership to Finance Cmte to proponents of ACA money.

Dems say hell no, current Hyde protections suffice.

"It's a nonstarter," Shaheen tells me.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM