Hangman Page Apologist Jen
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Sconnie Policy Wonk. Member of the Spider Leadership. Just here to talk pro rasslin' because everything else is a trash fire.
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How is there still an hour left of this?
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
How is there still an hour left of this?
Two fucking hours for this finale episode? Christ. Fine.
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Two fucking hours for this finale episode? Christ. Fine.
YAY! 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
YAY! 🤼♂️
Shelton vs. Mox is gonna be a baaaaanger. Holy shit. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Shelton vs. Mox is gonna be a baaaaanger. Holy shit. 🤼♂️
Did Mox, a multimillionaire, just not get his tooth fixed because it looks cool? 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Did Mox, a multimillionaire, just not get his tooth fixed because it looks cool? 🤼♂️
Mox selling the ankle with a trip in his entrance. A pro's pro. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Mox selling the ankle with a trip in his entrance. A pro's pro. 🤼♂️
I was there and literally forgot the Darby/Gabe match happened. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I was there and literally forgot the Darby/Gabe match happened. 🤼♂️
Brody King caving in the chest of Julia's husband is nasty work 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Brody King caving in the chest of Julia's husband is nasty work 🤼♂️
Brodido is such a wholesome, healthy male friendship. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Brodido is such a wholesome, healthy male friendship. 🤼♂️
I will only allow for Sammy's presence if it means that Brody comes out to lawn dart him when he tries shit. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I will only allow for Sammy's presence if it means that Brody comes out to lawn dart him when he tries shit. 🤼♂️
Whoever decided to cut from Roddy helping OC back to his feet is an unfeeling monster. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Whoever decided to cut from Roddy helping OC back to his feet is an unfeeling monster. 🤼♂️
I feel like I just watched Roddy and Marina's foreplay. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I feel like I just watched Roddy and Marina's foreplay. 🤼♂️
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how does he do the buckshot lariat off of anything he isn’t human man
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
how does he do the buckshot lariat off of anything he isn’t human man
Swerve: We are going to murder you in a lights out match.
Hangman: *glares and poses*
Nana: *dances his sweet heart out*
🤼♂️
Hangman: *glares and poses*
Nana: *dances his sweet heart out*
🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Swerve: We are going to murder you in a lights out match.
Hangman: *glares and poses*
Nana: *dances his sweet heart out*
🤼♂️
Hangman: *glares and poses*
Nana: *dances his sweet heart out*
🤼♂️
Did Joe threaten Hangman with a twink? Come on now. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Did Joe threaten Hangman with a twink? Come on now. 🤼♂️
I love that the murder boyfriends are still keeping this gimmick. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I love that the murder boyfriends are still keeping this gimmick. 🤼♂️
MJF's Turkish hair implant guys really did do a solid job. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
MJF's Turkish hair implant guys really did do a solid job. 🤼♂️
I cracked a NYE bottle of moscato so let's ride with Dynamite. 🤼♂️
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I cracked a NYE bottle of moscato so let's ride with Dynamite. 🤼♂️
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Finally time to use this gif.
December 31, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Finally time to use this gif.
Food-based bowl game sponsorships are endearing. All the others can pound sand. If it doesn't involve someone chugging mayo or getting covered in corn flakes, you can keep it.
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Food-based bowl game sponsorships are endearing. All the others can pound sand. If it doesn't involve someone chugging mayo or getting covered in corn flakes, you can keep it.
How I am walking out of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How I am walking out of 2025
Hulu served me up a documentary on a guy who killed his wife on a safari hunt. The algorithm knows me well.
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hulu served me up a documentary on a guy who killed his wife on a safari hunt. The algorithm knows me well.
I am ready for some bald-on-bald ultraviolence. 🤼♂️
#AEWDynamite TOMORROW, NYE AEW Continental Eliminator @JonMoxley vs @Walking_Weapon After Mox won the 2025 C2, he’ll fight Josh Alexander in a Continental Eliminator: no outside interference, Alexander can earn a future title shot with a win or lasting the 20 minute time limit!
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I am ready for some bald-on-bald ultraviolence. 🤼♂️
Do it, TK.
Putting into the universe should TK see it on his burner account
Janai Kai vs Marina would kick all kinds of ass
#ROH 🤼
Janai Kai vs Marina would kick all kinds of ass
#ROH 🤼
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Do it, TK.
Is that the first confirmation that former graphic design teacher Hangman Page designs some of his shirts?
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Is that the first confirmation that former graphic design teacher Hangman Page designs some of his shirts?