Hangman Page Apologist Jen
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Sconnie Policy Wonk. Member of the Spider Leadership. Just here to talk pro rasslin' because everything else is a trash fire.
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Audible keeps trying to sell me on Harry Potter books. Bitch, my last purchases were "The Fall Of Berlin: 1945" and "The Fire and the Darkness: The Bombing of Dresden." Even without all of the grossness, I am not your demographic.
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Audible keeps trying to sell me on Harry Potter books. Bitch, my last purchases were "The Fall Of Berlin: 1945" and "The Fire and the Darkness: The Bombing of Dresden." Even without all of the grossness, I am not your demographic.
I left the Godzilla vs. Kong movie on that's airing after Collision and I'm pretty sure there's not a scene in this movie where natural light hit a real object.
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I left the Godzilla vs. Kong movie on that's airing after Collision and I'm pretty sure there's not a scene in this movie where natural light hit a real object.
Reposted by Hangman Page Apologist Jen
The only reason I know this isn't a PPV is that I had to watch American drug commercials because Triller was late. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The only reason I know this isn't a PPV is that I had to watch American drug commercials because Triller was late. 🤼♂️
Aw hello Bandido. You're a good bro. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Aw hello Bandido. You're a good bro. 🤼♂️
Mox in the background is SENDING me. One of the funniest guys on the roster. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Mox in the background is SENDING me. One of the funniest guys on the roster. 🤼♂️
Mox coming out with what looks like a fresh black eye to be a man of honor. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Mox coming out with what looks like a fresh black eye to be a man of honor. 🤼♂️
The only way we could heighten Yuta's heel heat drawing power is to add the "bald" chants to it. Well done. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The only way we could heighten Yuta's heel heat drawing power is to add the "bald" chants to it. Well done. 🤼♂️
We're intergendering the fuck out of this match. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
We're intergendering the fuck out of this match. 🤼♂️
I'm sad that Mox isn't out here for commentary even if he just wrestled. He should be here for bald moral support. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I'm sad that Mox isn't out here for commentary even if he just wrestled. He should be here for bald moral support. 🤼♂️
That match fuuuuuucked. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
That match fuuuuuucked. 🤼♂️
Hangman and Andrade have excellent chemistry. Shocking, I know. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Hangman and Andrade have excellent chemistry. Shocking, I know. 🤼♂️
Now take your pants off.
Which one am I talking to? Does it matter? 🤼♂️
Which one am I talking to? Does it matter? 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Now take your pants off.
Which one am I talking to? Does it matter? 🤼♂️
Which one am I talking to? Does it matter? 🤼♂️
I'm not sure we're ready for the combined in-ring sexiness we're about to receive. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I'm not sure we're ready for the combined in-ring sexiness we're about to receive. 🤼♂️
The Korrect Kross for TK to sign. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The Korrect Kross for TK to sign. 🤼♂️
Following the Mox formula of a match where neither dude is happy with the outcome, he's dropping the next one. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Following the Mox formula of a match where neither dude is happy with the outcome, he's dropping the next one. 🤼♂️
D can die in a fire.
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
D can die in a fire.
Getting a brief "this is awesome" chant while trading headlocks is wild stuff from this crowd. 🤼♂️
February 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Getting a brief "this is awesome" chant while trading headlocks is wild stuff from this crowd. 🤼♂️
I ordered Qdoba.
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
Alt: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke
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February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I ordered Qdoba.
Your move, AEW. You gotta team with Malört.
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Your move, AEW. You gotta team with Malört.
Is there a doorbell camera company that 1.) isn't evil and 2.) sells the peephole camera type?
February 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is there a doorbell camera company that 1.) isn't evil and 2.) sells the peephole camera type?
I got to pet a dog at work today.
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I got to pet a dog at work today.
I had my performance review and this bitch exceeds expectations.
February 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I had my performance review and this bitch exceeds expectations.
I’m too tired for this.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’m too tired for this.
I'm very happy for Thekla. She rules so hard. 🤼♂️
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I'm very happy for Thekla. She rules so hard. 🤼♂️