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why have you all been cutting that cybertruck interview off at the wife line it goes into overdrive after that
Screenshot of wired interview with cybertruck owners. It reads "And are you married? I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle. In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it? Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice. What’s the craziest experience you’ve had in the car? In June of this year, I wanted to put the truck through its paces. The Rubicon is a very famous, 22-mile, off-road trail, and it usually takes two to three days. We decided to try to be the first EV truck and Cybertruck to cross the Rubicon. We built out the truck, I think we spent about $50,000 kitting out the car, and then we went. So three days into the trip, we were only five miles into the trail. It was way more difficult than I could have ever imagined. On the third day, we were coming down Big Sluice, which is probably the hardest part of the trail. And we had just finished and I was in the vehicle by myself, and I was driving along a little stream, and all of a sudden through the trees I felt the light hit me. And I'm going to call it a miracle, because it was. Imagine if you're flush, like how your face blushes, but over my whole body. And then I just felt the presence of God and a deep peace and love. It really broke me down. It really reset my life at that point, is what it did."
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Which brings us to the most important thing to be said about what is happening here: These schools do not believe in anything. A fuller way to say this is that, like many institutions that come to thrive under capitalism, these schools do not have any ideological values other than their own flourishing. In the case of private corporations, this quality is taken for granted—they exist to serve their own interests. But in the case of universities, this conclusion is obscured by a thicket of declarations about the timeless nature of education and learning and knowledge and serving the values of mankind. Still, the actions of the schools tell the full story. They define their own survival as the highest inherent good. Therefore they will pay whatever price is necessary to punch their own ticket to the future. They will throw as many people overboard as necessary in order to ensure that the ship itself continues sailing. If you are trying to figure out the ideological beliefs of America’s most respected institutes of higher education, you will come closest to the truth by concluding that they do not have any ideology at all
August 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
momf.bsky.social
what?
Screenshot of text stating "A report by the website Wired had previously alleged nearly three minutes of footage appeared to be missing, based on the metadata. CBS News' analysis found that because the video was running at a slightly higher speed, and with one minute missing when the clock jumped ahead to midnight, the video was actually only 10 hours and 52 minutes in length, as opposed to the full 11 hours."
July 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
momf.bsky.social
this is such a good definition of tv
When I say TV, I don’t mean the thing mounted on your living room wall, but instead that TV-internet-social-media-entertainment creature that like a Portuguese Man of War is made up of smaller organisms, its many tendrils ferrying our attention up to one of its many mouths, a beast with no shortage of metonyms and is on this specific day, for example, known by the moniker Labubu Matcha Dubai Chocolate. Screens. I’m just going to trust here that you know what I mean.
July 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
momf.bsky.social
there is light
Put orange dry polar and mandarin orange seltzer together into a big ice filled container
July 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Picture of the band 311. I guess, I don't know those guys
June 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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anyone who says this uses chatgpt for every thought
Screenshot of text stating, “'Artificial intelligence is transforming the way we live, work, teach and learn. In the not-so-distant future, every job, in every industry, is going to be impacted in some way by AI,' Ohio State President Ted Carter said."
June 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Hand holding blackberry mango polar seltzer. There's a lot of glare on the can from poor photographic choices.
April 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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these people hate people and computers
Screenshot from article with words stating: “Everytime you ask me something I just hit command+enter and you can’t really see that I’m using it and you also can’t really see that I’m reading any responses, but Cluely is kind of just sitting here, helping along,” Lee said when I spoke to him on Zoom on Tuesday. Lee wants people to use Cluely on “Sales calls. Meetings. Negotiations,” the “manifesto” on the software’s website says. “If there’s a faster way to win—we’ll take it. We built Cluely so you never have to think alone again. It sees your screen. Hears your audio. Feeds you answers in real time. While others guess—you’re already right.”
April 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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big news day
Screenshot of the Berkshire eagle newspaper website. Image of senior lady hugging a tired-looking, brown donkey. Text states "Lanesborough donkey found safe after two-day search By Mitchell Chapman, The Berkshire Eagle After two nights away from home, Murty the donkey has been found safe."
April 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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they are happy to do this. you don't get this from gritted teeth.
Screenshot from Inside Higher Ed article: " Columbia announced additional efforts that the Trump administration didn't request, including advancing Columbia’s Tel Aviv Center (though initial details are sparse) and creating a K-12 curriculum “focused on topics such as how to have difficult conversations, create classrooms that foster open inquiry, dialogue across difference and topics related to antisemitism.” That curriculum will be free for schools."
March 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
momf.bsky.social
just upsetting
Close up of gremlin chuck Schumer. That dude sucks. He's so bad. He's a big turd. He shouldn't ever get to have ice cream again.
March 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
momf.bsky.social
replace the charms on these glasses with S-L-U-T
March 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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i assure you there would be a line miles long if you actually offered
Screenshot of a guardian page, titled: ‘Somebody slap me and wake me up’: Democrats react to Trump’s speech
March 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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This movie rules and Gene unsurprisingly crushes a football coach role
Gene Hackman and Keanu Reeves in the replacements: A film about labor.
February 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
momf.bsky.social
i'm sorry what exactly is happening
Screenshot of huffington post article on mass deportations that reads "White House Border Czar Tom Homan oversaw operations personally in Chicago, accompanied by celebrity talk show psychologist Dr. Phil McGraw, who interviewed an arrested Thai migrant he identified as Sam Seda. Homan said that Seda was convicted of sex crimes involving children. HuffPost could not immediately confirm what charges the man had faced, and ICE did not immediately respond to a request for details about his case. A tired-looking McGraw slowly questioned the man about his history and place of birth, with long pauses between questions. The man said his mother was a citizen and that he was born in Thailand. When McGraw asked what he had been charged with, the man said he wanted to speak with his lawyer. “You’re Dr. Phil?” the man asked at one point. “I’ve seen ‘Dr. Phil’ on TV.”"
January 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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"this move puts cops in danger." dems already worse than I thought
Picture of text that reads, "Reactions to Trump pardons of January 6 defendants and Paris agreement withdrawal The Democratic National Committee has released a statement regarding president Trump’s decision to pardon those facing prosecution for their role in the 2021 storming of the US capitol. “Donald Trump just pardoned the violent insurrectionists he rallied to storm the Capitol on January 6 — rioters who assaulted police officers and attacked our democracy,” said Alex Floyd, the DNC’s rapid response director. “On Day One, Trump is already making clear that he’ll follow through on his dangerous campaign promises of revenge and retribution that put violent criminals over law enforcement,” he said in an emailed statement. In a one line comment accompanied by pictures of Los Angeles engulfed in flames during the recent wildfires, California governor Gavin Newsom. “If you don’t believe in science, believe your own damn eyes,” he said."
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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baby bok choi would have this things aerodynamics. what has nerf been hiding
teal nerf howler mini football with tail. it is suspiciously shaped like a baby bok choi.
January 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
momf.bsky.social
yo check out this hype page for oranges
Screenshot of webpage on sunkist.com that reads "ONE WORD: CLASSIC THREE WORDS: FOR A REASON Close your eyes. Now picture an orange. Guess what? There’s a 99.9% chance you just pictured a Navel orange. Why? Because they’re pretty much the most classic-looking (and tasting) orange of all time. Known for their navel-like formation on one end (hence the name), you can’t miss The Essential Orange®. And once you give them a taste, you can’t forget them either. In a nutshell? They’re super juicy. Refreshingly sweet. And not too acidic, either. Plus, their thick skin is surprisingly easy to peel. And if seeds aren’t your thing, well, prepare to like them even more – because they’re Team Seedless all the way."
January 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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what a clown fit
Some NYPD cop for the Luigi perp walk picture in a quarter zip and slacks and the tightest, skimpiest tactical vest possible. This man gets to shoot people he feels threatened by without impunity.
December 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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dang it's wild what you can do in alt text
Congressman Gerry Connolly who was just elected to the house oversight committee in a power move by hip-fucked Nancy pelosi. His head is tall and narrow but his eyes are far too low on his head to have any actual advantage in the area of oversight. He is 74 years old and I've never seen his face. I'm sure this will catapult a virile young stud like this into the public eye. Connolly-mania is gonna run wild on you brotherrrrr!
December 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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had to check in on gorka
Screenshot from Sebastian Gorka's Wikifeet page that says "Gorka's America First radio show had previously been banned from the site in 2019 for copyright violations, specifically due to Gorka's refusal to stop playing the Imagine Dragons song "Radioactive" in his intro segment."
November 23, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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best collection of hair in film
child of bill nighy and ringmaster steve austin australian dude from pumping iron ginger pump boy showing the muscles
July 8, 2023 at 11:33 PM