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any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
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time was when i’d notice a hand sized bruise on my leg that i had no memory of getting i’d just say ‘huh!’ and assume it was poltergeists. now i google ‘leg bruise + dying?’ and let the AI search result tell me it’s poltergeists. also we ran out of jobs cash and hope
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
time was when i’d notice a hand sized bruise on my leg that i had no memory of getting i’d just say ‘huh!’ and assume it was poltergeists. now i google ‘leg bruise + dying?’ and let the AI search result tell me it’s poltergeists. also we ran out of jobs cash and hope
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yelling "no whammies" during the sentencing portion of my trial
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
yelling "no whammies" during the sentencing portion of my trial
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thanks, business doula
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
thanks, business doula
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
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I don't think Santa likes being called that.
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I don't think Santa likes being called that.
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet https://theonion.com/suburban-mom-wows-family-with-most-androgynous-look-yet-1819575789/
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Suburban Mom Wows Family With Most Androgynous Look Yet https://theonion.com/suburban-mom-wows-family-with-most-androgynous-look-yet-1819575789/
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i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
TBF, she is a colossal dipshit, so you gotta figure there's tons of stuff she doesn't understand.
it’s been horrifying to see how many republicans believe in the “elected dictator” theory especially after they spent the entire Biden and Obama presidencies (who both won by larger margins) saying that they are dictators
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
TBF, she is a colossal dipshit, so you gotta figure there's tons of stuff she doesn't understand.
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
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October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
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Goldfish brain
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Goldfish brain
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This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
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discovering insane edits recently
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
discovering insane edits recently
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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the Bell Beefer always gets a RT
Me and Khan Keefer
Split a Bell Beefer
Good portion size and it’s not expensive either
Split a Bell Beefer
Good portion size and it’s not expensive either
September 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the Bell Beefer always gets a RT
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Not guilty by reason of mom took Tylenol your honor
September 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not guilty by reason of mom took Tylenol your honor
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened