Metra Eccentric
@metraeccentric.bsky.social
Burning myself on the electrified-pantograph of politics.
Pinned
Who decided to call it Anthropogenic Climate Change and not Humanoid Earthritis?
Pritzker Posting could take bribes from ComEd, but Mike Madigan could never draw a map like this.
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Pritzker Posting could take bribes from ComEd, but Mike Madigan could never draw a map like this.
Just a reminder that Rahm Emanuel explicitly endorses law enforcement murdering citizens and backing false narratives of LEOs even when directly contradicted by video evidence.
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just a reminder that Rahm Emanuel explicitly endorses law enforcement murdering citizens and backing false narratives of LEOs even when directly contradicted by video evidence.
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I assume Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr will also be featured.
Something jarring about seeing Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson on the same speech program.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I assume Dave Chapelle and Bill Burr will also be featured.
Praying to the NSAIDs Holy Trinity for his continued health.
In the name of The Father (Advil), The Son (Ibuprofen), and The Holy Ghost (Naproxen). Amen.
In the name of The Father (Advil), The Son (Ibuprofen), and The Holy Ghost (Naproxen). Amen.
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Praying to the NSAIDs Holy Trinity for his continued health.
In the name of The Father (Advil), The Son (Ibuprofen), and The Holy Ghost (Naproxen). Amen.
In the name of The Father (Advil), The Son (Ibuprofen), and The Holy Ghost (Naproxen). Amen.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
A non newtonian fluid is just a fluid that Newton never got a taste of
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
A non newtonian fluid is just a fluid that Newton never got a taste of
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Someone call The Exorcist.
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Someone call The Exorcist.
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the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
January 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
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Bears playing football like every NBA team plays basketball 😂
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Bears playing football like every NBA team plays basketball 😂
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Using my tax money to bomb Venezuela then giving my tax money to Exxon so they can sell the oil they stole from Venezuela
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Using my tax money to bomb Venezuela then giving my tax money to Exxon so they can sell the oil they stole from Venezuela
Maduro is 6'3" with a very distinct mustache. If he's smart he'll knock out Trump bodyguard and confidante Matthew Calimari and assume his role and responsibilities with none the wiser.
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Maduro is 6'3" with a very distinct mustache. If he's smart he'll knock out Trump bodyguard and confidante Matthew Calimari and assume his role and responsibilities with none the wiser.
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It's why he is threatening Colombia + Mexico. Why he bought elections in Argentina + Honduras. And interfered in Brazil's courts.
Latin America's democratic left bloc is the most principled opposition to Trump in the world, defending international law while richer + more powerful nations cower. 2/3
Latin America's democratic left bloc is the most principled opposition to Trump in the world, defending international law while richer + more powerful nations cower. 2/3
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It's why he is threatening Colombia + Mexico. Why he bought elections in Argentina + Honduras. And interfered in Brazil's courts.
Latin America's democratic left bloc is the most principled opposition to Trump in the world, defending international law while richer + more powerful nations cower. 2/3
Latin America's democratic left bloc is the most principled opposition to Trump in the world, defending international law while richer + more powerful nations cower. 2/3
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Trump is trying to force US oil companies to rebuild Venezuelan oil fields that are too expensive to invest in at current crude prices while a full blown energy revolution is happening with cheap solar and electrification growing exponentially.
This is a dying empire shit.
This is a dying empire shit.
a lot of interesting revelations between the lines of this story www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Trump is trying to force US oil companies to rebuild Venezuelan oil fields that are too expensive to invest in at current crude prices while a full blown energy revolution is happening with cheap solar and electrification growing exponentially.
This is a dying empire shit.
This is a dying empire shit.
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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for everyone who didn't live through John Kerry's presidential campaign, be advised: "This stupid and immoral war would be good if I were managing it" is not the poll-tested flex you think it is
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
for everyone who didn't live through John Kerry's presidential campaign, be advised: "This stupid and immoral war would be good if I were managing it" is not the poll-tested flex you think it is
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looks like someone is about to win the “fell for it again” award
Trump on María Corina Machado: "I think it'd be very tough for her to be the leader. She doesn't have the support or the respect within the country. She's a very nice woman but she doesn't have the respect."
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
looks like someone is about to win the “fell for it again” award
I do not approve of Donkey Kong indoctrinating my child with Hollow Earth Theory.
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I do not approve of Donkey Kong indoctrinating my child with Hollow Earth Theory.
R.E.Minem
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
R.E.Minem
Vegetarian shepherd' pie.
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Vegetarian shepherd' pie.
The Prime Digestive
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Prime Digestive
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this is the central use case, as I go for here: the struggle to defeat fossil capital is the pivotal political task of our generation. and yes, we are going to win
www.bostonreview.net/forum/climat...
www.bostonreview.net/forum/climat...
Climate, State, and Utopia - Boston Review
The defeat of fossil fuel interests is the first step to social justice.
www.bostonreview.net
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this is the central use case, as I go for here: the struggle to defeat fossil capital is the pivotal political task of our generation. and yes, we are going to win
www.bostonreview.net/forum/climat...
www.bostonreview.net/forum/climat...