Pooper at the Gates of Dawn
@megamanchego.bsky.social
Just some internet jokes in search of a human form
Why would I ever read anything produced by AI? You should be able to sue for fraud if you buy an AI produced work that doesn’t disclose itself. Contracts for art and editorial services should have a “if you use AI, you forfeit payment” clause in their contracts.
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Why would I ever read anything produced by AI? You should be able to sue for fraud if you buy an AI produced work that doesn’t disclose itself. Contracts for art and editorial services should have a “if you use AI, you forfeit payment” clause in their contracts.
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
Saint Etienne
Garbage
Boy Harsher
Patriarchy
Stereolab
Saint Etienne
Garbage
Boy Harsher
Patriarchy
Stereolab
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers
The Go Gos
Suburban Lawns
Romeo Void
Joan Baez
45 Grave
The Go Gos
Suburban Lawns
Romeo Void
Joan Baez
45 Grave
Pat Benatar
Ani diFranco
Melissa Ethridge
Thievery Corporation
Deep Banana Blackout
Ani diFranco
Melissa Ethridge
Thievery Corporation
Deep Banana Blackout
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
Saint Etienne
Garbage
Boy Harsher
Patriarchy
Stereolab
Saint Etienne
Garbage
Boy Harsher
Patriarchy
Stereolab
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
‘Tis a day for this stone cold classic, which predates all those KMFDM dub goofs of late.
Marijuana in Your Brain (Remastered) by Lords of Acid on Apple Music
Song · 1994 · Duration 3:54
music.apple.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
‘Tis a day for this stone cold classic, which predates all those KMFDM dub goofs of late.
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gotta respect it
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
gotta respect it
Guys! Aren’t you sick of woke cheese?
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Guys! Aren’t you sick of woke cheese?
I think it’s funny that the stupidest line in all of modern music doesn’t come from a Britney Spears type or a meathead metal dude… but rather Michael Stipe: “leaving was never my proud”. 90s pop critics called him a poet and this is how he repaid them.
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I think it’s funny that the stupidest line in all of modern music doesn’t come from a Britney Spears type or a meathead metal dude… but rather Michael Stipe: “leaving was never my proud”. 90s pop critics called him a poet and this is how he repaid them.
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Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.
February 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.
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What’s messed up is that they’ve discovered the secret
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
What’s messed up is that they’ve discovered the secret
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If only one podcaster had said it, I might want to think it through. But If two are saying it, then we must act
Incredible article for a newspaper with the initials SMH to publish
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If only one podcaster had said it, I might want to think it through. But If two are saying it, then we must act
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Incredible article for a newspaper with the initials SMH to publish
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Incredible article for a newspaper with the initials SMH to publish
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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New contestant for "Greatest correction":
"The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer’s intention was zero."
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
"The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer’s intention was zero."
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest
Dispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
New contestant for "Greatest correction":
"The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer’s intention was zero."
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
"The star rating for this film was corrected on 2 February 2026. A formatting issue led an earlier version to be awarded one star, when the reviewer’s intention was zero."
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...
I don’t need to get in on your “sneak preview” before the “official drop”. Also, how is your ice cream staying frozen when we are literally in hell?
I hate how every fucking thing advertises itself to me like it’s an Instagram-based brand of makeup now. Don’t collaborate with Bridgerton. You are ice cream. There shouldn’t be an “x” in your brand.
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I don’t need to get in on your “sneak preview” before the “official drop”. Also, how is your ice cream staying frozen when we are literally in hell?
I hate how every fucking thing advertises itself to me like it’s an Instagram-based brand of makeup now. Don’t collaborate with Bridgerton. You are ice cream. There shouldn’t be an “x” in your brand.
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I hate how every fucking thing advertises itself to me like it’s an Instagram-based brand of makeup now. Don’t collaborate with Bridgerton. You are ice cream. There shouldn’t be an “x” in your brand.
Sometimes I think it’d be nice to go back to school, but I think what I really want is just to not go to work at 6:30 in the morning.
If that costs $35k a year plus lost wages, 🤷♂️
If that costs $35k a year plus lost wages, 🤷♂️
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Sometimes I think it’d be nice to go back to school, but I think what I really want is just to not go to work at 6:30 in the morning.
If that costs $35k a year plus lost wages, 🤷♂️
If that costs $35k a year plus lost wages, 🤷♂️
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Nightmare blunt rotation
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
Think how much hot consensual fuck Epstein money would get you.
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Think how much hot consensual fuck Epstein money would get you.
Good morning bluesky
Happy pride!
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ Gray Ace edgelords
☆ allistic lesbian neurogender incels
☆ nonbinary people
☆ aplaroace all up on spunch bob shit people
☆ bi-asexual intersex people
☆ pansexual neutrois malewifes
Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love:
☆ Gray Ace edgelords
☆ allistic lesbian neurogender incels
☆ nonbinary people
☆ aplaroace all up on spunch bob shit people
☆ bi-asexual intersex people
☆ pansexual neutrois malewifes
January 31, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Good morning bluesky
I need to fuck a quesadilla right now. I know it’s not idillal.
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I need to fuck a quesadilla right now. I know it’s not idillal.
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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”