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PhantomFishTaco 🎃
@megafishtaco.bsky.social
☆Artsy-crafty, currently watercoloring
☆Sounds gay, I'm in
☆Leftist but pragmatic
☆Raised in the South/trying to leave
☆Ambiverted
☆Permanently exhausted

Compulsion to create, leftist/ish politics, and gay shit within¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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“if I can suck up their time”

Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment
"I can help some people"

GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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One of the memes of all time
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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*stares at his essay from THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO*

(Yes, the first line is inflammatory on purpose. Are you upset? Good. Read the whole fucking thing.)

www.tumblr.com/vaspider/687...
Post by @vaspider
💬 32  🔁 30406  ❤️ 31533 · Pete Buttigieg is just a faggot. It's very important to me that younger queers understand this: to the people who you're trying to be more respectable for when you say th…
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi: She loved his eyes, blue as the flame. She loved that the sight of something as trivial as a rose could move him to tears. She loved his insatiable appetites and his particular complications and particular darkness.

RFK Jr:
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Honestly, it’s one of the least weird things you can be at the moment
People are just the right amount of horny for Frankenstein's monster
In the newest take on "Frankenstein," Jacob Elordi's gorgeously tragic creature is a gift to monstersexuals.
www.salon.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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The list of books he pretends he read and Blinkist can help you pretend you've read, is up to 11. It's VERY funny.
* two "Elon is great" books
* one by a noted sex pest
* one by a noted racist
* two very old classics for respectability
* three AI thumbsuckers
* two unobjectionable pop-science books
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Imagine someone roasts your cultural illiteracy and boorishness so hard that you counter by promoting advertisements for a sub-reader's digest startup.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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blinkist. BLINKIST. He isn't reading shit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Wool painting adapted from a kit from Felted Sky
November 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either.

Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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“In this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.”

Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Democrats won big. If it holds through 2028, it's going to be interesting to watch all the tech giants pretend they're not a bunch of MAGA fascists.
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM