PhantomFishTaco 🎃
@megafishtaco.bsky.social
☆Artsy-crafty, currently watercoloring
☆Sounds gay, I'm in
☆Leftist but pragmatic
☆Raised in the South/trying to leave
☆Ambiverted
☆Permanently exhausted
Compulsion to create, leftist/ish politics, and gay shit within¯\_(ツ)_/¯
☆Sounds gay, I'm in
☆Leftist but pragmatic
☆Raised in the South/trying to leave
☆Ambiverted
☆Permanently exhausted
Compulsion to create, leftist/ish politics, and gay shit within¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also, the original skeet in this thread is how i found out
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Also, the original skeet in this thread is how i found out
Ma'am, I almost choked on my triscuit
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ma'am, I almost choked on my triscuit
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*stares at his essay from THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO*
(Yes, the first line is inflammatory on purpose. Are you upset? Good. Read the whole fucking thing.)
www.tumblr.com/vaspider/687...
(Yes, the first line is inflammatory on purpose. Are you upset? Good. Read the whole fucking thing.)
www.tumblr.com/vaspider/687...
Post by @vaspider
💬 32 🔁 30406 ❤️ 31533 · Pete Buttigieg is just a faggot.
It's very important to me that younger queers understand this: to the people who you're trying to be more respectable for when you say th…
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*stares at his essay from THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO*
(Yes, the first line is inflammatory on purpose. Are you upset? Good. Read the whole fucking thing.)
www.tumblr.com/vaspider/687...
(Yes, the first line is inflammatory on purpose. Are you upset? Good. Read the whole fucking thing.)
www.tumblr.com/vaspider/687...
Hell yeah, you deserve all good things
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hell yeah, you deserve all good things
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The list of books he pretends he read and Blinkist can help you pretend you've read, is up to 11. It's VERY funny.
* two "Elon is great" books
* one by a noted sex pest
* one by a noted racist
* two very old classics for respectability
* three AI thumbsuckers
* two unobjectionable pop-science books
* two "Elon is great" books
* one by a noted sex pest
* one by a noted racist
* two very old classics for respectability
* three AI thumbsuckers
* two unobjectionable pop-science books
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The list of books he pretends he read and Blinkist can help you pretend you've read, is up to 11. It's VERY funny.
* two "Elon is great" books
* one by a noted sex pest
* one by a noted racist
* two very old classics for respectability
* three AI thumbsuckers
* two unobjectionable pop-science books
* two "Elon is great" books
* one by a noted sex pest
* one by a noted racist
* two very old classics for respectability
* three AI thumbsuckers
* two unobjectionable pop-science books
Reposted by PhantomFishTaco 🎃
Imagine someone roasts your cultural illiteracy and boorishness so hard that you counter by promoting advertisements for a sub-reader's digest startup.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Imagine someone roasts your cultural illiteracy and boorishness so hard that you counter by promoting advertisements for a sub-reader's digest startup.