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Photojournalist, videographer, drone pilot, trail runner, whiskey drinker, coffee addict, father.
New Zealand Hellhole
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
New Zealand Hellhole
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
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Did you know it’s illegal to have a garden in New Zealand?
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Did you know it’s illegal to have a garden in New Zealand?
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The 3rd Impeachment.
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The 3rd Impeachment.
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Determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
You've got a conference this weekend, @nzlabour peeps. Someone better have a talk to this guy.
#nzpol
You've got a conference this weekend, @nzlabour peeps. Someone better have a talk to this guy.
#nzpol
Chris Hipkins will not say whether Labour will commit $12.8b to restore pay equity.
Labour leader Chris Hipkins speaks to the Herald ahead of his conference
Chris Hipkins will not say whether Labour will commit $12.8b to restore pay equity. Video / Mark Mitchell
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
You've got a conference this weekend, @nzlabour peeps. Someone better have a talk to this guy.
#nzpol
You've got a conference this weekend, @nzlabour peeps. Someone better have a talk to this guy.
#nzpol
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Well they did ask.
They didn't list environment on the list of things that concerns my family
Don't pity the poor bastard that had to transcribe my answers, this is ACT after all & they're there of their own free will.
Fill yer boots folks (real emails not needed)
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
They didn't list environment on the list of things that concerns my family
Don't pity the poor bastard that had to transcribe my answers, this is ACT after all & they're there of their own free will.
Fill yer boots folks (real emails not needed)
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Well they did ask.
They didn't list environment on the list of things that concerns my family
Don't pity the poor bastard that had to transcribe my answers, this is ACT after all & they're there of their own free will.
Fill yer boots folks (real emails not needed)
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
They didn't list environment on the list of things that concerns my family
Don't pity the poor bastard that had to transcribe my answers, this is ACT after all & they're there of their own free will.
Fill yer boots folks (real emails not needed)
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Slow news day.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Slow news day.
Update: I'm four coffees in, three albums deep (FabricLive 26, 27, 28) and am wearing glasses with new progressive lenses while trying to remember how to use a software package I have no training in, was self taught, and last used it it 17 years ago, before @adobe.com released 23,668 updates to it.
a man with a beard is holding his head while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding his head while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Update: I'm four coffees in, three albums deep (FabricLive 26, 27, 28) and am wearing glasses with new progressive lenses while trying to remember how to use a software package I have no training in, was self taught, and last used it it 17 years ago, before @adobe.com released 23,668 updates to it.
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
Driving the desk today. No one in the office (except one sick son) so we have @adobevideo.adobe.com going large with Fabric Live 26 pumping! @theherbaliser.bsky.social is going off - like a belt fed mortar!*
*there might be some coffee happenning as well
*there might be some coffee happenning as well
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Driving the desk today. No one in the office (except one sick son) so we have @adobevideo.adobe.com going large with Fabric Live 26 pumping! @theherbaliser.bsky.social is going off - like a belt fed mortar!*
*there might be some coffee happenning as well
*there might be some coffee happenning as well
Guillermo del Toro’s Bambi
Guillermo del Toro's Tron
Guillermo del Toro's There's Something About Mary
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Bambi
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is dope.
How they have the ability to switch between voices is such a skill.
How they have the ability to switch between voices is such a skill.
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is dope.
How they have the ability to switch between voices is such a skill.
How they have the ability to switch between voices is such a skill.
Dinner and work. What a combo.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Dinner and work. What a combo.
Like - I love my staples but when you discover a new recipe that absolutely smacks… oooooof.
Tbh the glass of Greek red has been deliberately left out of shot 😎
Tbh the glass of Greek red has been deliberately left out of shot 😎
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Like - I love my staples but when you discover a new recipe that absolutely smacks… oooooof.
Tbh the glass of Greek red has been deliberately left out of shot 😎
Tbh the glass of Greek red has been deliberately left out of shot 😎
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watching the republican caucus self destruct
October 1, 2023 at 10:39 PM
watching the republican caucus self destruct
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These guys are dangerous idiots. It's tiresome enough already having to read, and re-check, the labels on everything that I eat, and now they want to have me scan a QR code to get to that information.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
These guys are dangerous idiots. It's tiresome enough already having to read, and re-check, the labels on everything that I eat, and now they want to have me scan a QR code to get to that information.
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We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
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holy cow I did NOT expect to see those faces next to this headline
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
holy cow I did NOT expect to see those faces next to this headline
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I handed out neighbor-printed whistles in Flatbush tonight and it was lovely. New Yorkers in motion do not EVER stop to chat but for this, they did.
One church lady in a fancy hat gleefully took a whistle and told me she’d “blow they icy asses outta her town,” then apologized skyward for swearing.
One church lady in a fancy hat gleefully took a whistle and told me she’d “blow they icy asses outta her town,” then apologized skyward for swearing.
With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I handed out neighbor-printed whistles in Flatbush tonight and it was lovely. New Yorkers in motion do not EVER stop to chat but for this, they did.
One church lady in a fancy hat gleefully took a whistle and told me she’d “blow they icy asses outta her town,” then apologized skyward for swearing.
One church lady in a fancy hat gleefully took a whistle and told me she’d “blow they icy asses outta her town,” then apologized skyward for swearing.
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I touched the poop and I won't apologize
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I touched the poop and I won't apologize
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listen to the Chief, people
NOW HEAR THIS: Every service member has an OBLIGATION to NOT carry out “Blatantly” Unlawful orders:
1) COMMIT A CRIME OR WAR CRIME
2) VIOLATE THE CONSTITUTION
3) VIOLATE TREATIES & INTL LAWS
4) VIOLATE THE UCMJ
5) ORDERS YOU TO ABUSE YOUR POSITION OR AUTHORITY OR SUPERIORS PERSONAL GAIN
1) COMMIT A CRIME OR WAR CRIME
2) VIOLATE THE CONSTITUTION
3) VIOLATE TREATIES & INTL LAWS
4) VIOLATE THE UCMJ
5) ORDERS YOU TO ABUSE YOUR POSITION OR AUTHORITY OR SUPERIORS PERSONAL GAIN
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
listen to the Chief, people
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According to the USA...
Antifa: bad
Swastikas: no longer bad.
A failed state.
Antifa: bad
Swastikas: no longer bad.
A failed state.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
According to the USA...
Antifa: bad
Swastikas: no longer bad.
A failed state.
Antifa: bad
Swastikas: no longer bad.
A failed state.
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New Zealand punches above its weight for constantly claiming it punches above its weight when it really doesn't
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
New Zealand punches above its weight for constantly claiming it punches above its weight when it really doesn't