Luigi de Guzman
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Luigi de Guzman
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Professional pedant. Jeopardist.

Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak.
Hates: Fascism

Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting
https://ouij.wordpress.com/
Pinned
Because I could not stop to Chat—
They made Chat GPT—
The Internet was but Ourselves—
Endless Vapidity.
UPDATE: It turns out that "New" Outlook does not even implement this process. The feature is flat-out MISSING in New Outlook. This has been broken for at least a year. Microsoft has made no effort to fix it learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answer...
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Another annoyance w Office 365: the default behavior is to open links to Office 365 docs on the web (with cut down/limited functionality) rather than on local Office app installs. MSFT says the designed this to give users "choice" but the toggle for this behavior is 3 levels deep in settings
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Notable given that Mamdani quoted Pandit Nehru in his victory speech wait
I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years

www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“He took the gold from them, formed it in a mold, and cast an image of a calf; and they said, “These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!”” Exodus 32:4
Pastors across the country are turning to AI to connect with worshippers, personalize sermons, and power chatbots that emulate divine or pastoral conversation.
PRRI finds that 48% of Americans report praying weekly outside of religious services, while 25% report reading religious texts weekly.
Meet chatbot Jesus: How churches are using AI to save souls
Chatbots answer prayers and algorithms write sermons.
www.axios.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
For a second I thought they meant HKS, the Japanese speed parts supplier.
Some news: The Washington Commanders have chosen an architect for the new $2.7 billion stadium the team will be building at RFK. (D.C. is kicking in $1 billion to prepare the site.) The choice: HKS, which worked on SoFi Stadium in California.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Lawyers: In the Year of Grace Two Thousand Twenty-Five, why the hell are you still trying to format your MS Word documents with hard returns and spaces?
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I like my Xbox well enough but that thing is getting replaced FAST when that Steam box comes out
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Flash Gordon by Alex Raymond from November 13, 1938.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
not used to seeing bishops on the side of the guys without the guns
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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any updates on this btw?
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Assuming a cost of about $3,000 for a regular high explosive shell, the cost of the "Department of War" rebrand alone could have bought over 333,333 artillery shells. The Russians have the upper hand in artillery shells in Ukraine & fire about 10k/mo. That would give Ukraine over 2.5 YEARS of shells
I'd just like to point out that we spent an entire shipment of air defense interceptors' worth of money on new signs for a name change that isn't even legally the name of the DoD.

Ukraine is currently experiencing rolling blackouts from Russian strikes, btw.
Letterheads and signage alone would quickly run the bill upward of $1 billion, with a full overhaul likely rising to double that amount.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I wonder how many terabytes of data we have used over the years attaching those stupid disclaimers and IRS Circular 230 notices over the years. Terabytes and Terabytes of magic incantations to nothing
Funniest thing about the Epstein emails is his all lower-case legalese in the footer of every one of them. "btw. don't read this if it's not for you. it's illegal. burn it and notify me immediately at my vacation gmail address. all rights reserverd"
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"La gente paga, e rider vuole qua..."
circus circus mini golf entrance sign, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
SUPER intrigued at the Steam Frame. Portable cyberdeck vibes; if there's a desktop mode I could actually read/write on a plane/train and nobody could read over my shoulder store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...
Steam Frame
VR and non-VR gaming
store.steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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wait, are you telling me the NYTimes possessed news-worthy evidence that it suppressed in favor of a different narrative that was more preferable to their editors?!? 😲 /s 🧵
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Man goes to spin doctor, says "I want to be president, but I'm unpopular and awful." Spin doctor says "Cure is simple. Tap into popular anger over wealthy elites who are friends with pedophile financier Jeff Epstein"
Wealthy Elite says "But doctor..."
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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The Duke of Denial

The Marquis of It Wasn’t Me

The Count Me Out
A message from "The Duke" to Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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sending the hot goss to my friend and adding DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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QAnon: The powerful pedophiles have invented elaborate codes to secretly discuss their crimes that require decades of interpretation

Actual powerful pedophile: Hey Jeff hope this email find you well last week was great so when we meeting up to do pedophilia again
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is

NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
American sports fans would have LOVED Viv Richards. As much swag as Reggie Jackson, Bill Russell, and Muhammad Ali COMBINED
Viv Richards was asked after scoring 138 not out in a world cup final if he thought god was on his side that day and said "no, he can't bat like me"
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM