Chris Ward
@chrisward.de
Left Britain for Berlin after the EU referendum, learnt German, stood in two elections, now a whisker from citizenship.
ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Speaker. Schöneberger. Crow Queen
Posts in 🇬🇧🇩🇪. Views my own. he/him #thfbleibt #fckafd
ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Speaker. Schöneberger. Crow Queen
Posts in 🇬🇧🇩🇪. Views my own. he/him #thfbleibt #fckafd
Es wird Zeit, diese miese Scheißregierung rauszukicken.
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Es wird Zeit, diese miese Scheißregierung rauszukicken.
Die Deutschen reservieren jetzt auch die Sitze in der U-Bahn 🥲
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Die Deutschen reservieren jetzt auch die Sitze in der U-Bahn 🥲
Gibt es ein deutsches Wort dafür, dass jede Partei auf der Welt, die „christlich“ im Namen hat, von Christus total verachtet worden wäre?
Carsten Linnemann will Menschen im Bürgergeld alles streichen. Auf Null.
Die logische Konsequenz wäre, dass Familien obdachlos würden, Menschen hungern müssten. Undenkbar.
Es wird nicht soweit kommen, die Rhetorik von Linnemann sät aber Wut. Er spaltet das Land. (1/3)
Die logische Konsequenz wäre, dass Familien obdachlos würden, Menschen hungern müssten. Undenkbar.
Es wird nicht soweit kommen, die Rhetorik von Linnemann sät aber Wut. Er spaltet das Land. (1/3)
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gibt es ein deutsches Wort dafür, dass jede Partei auf der Welt, die „christlich“ im Namen hat, von Christus total verachtet worden wäre?
Reposted by Chris Ward
Guten Morgen und schönen ersten Weihnachtsfeiertag vom Tempelhofer Feld!
December 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Guten Morgen und schönen ersten Weihnachtsfeiertag vom Tempelhofer Feld!
This is going to sound weird to anybody who isn't German.
The Chancellor of Germany is no longer allowed to keep secret the state prosecutors who are pursuing criminal charges against those who posted insults about him on the Internet.
Proper kangaroo republic.
www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/stra...
The Chancellor of Germany is no longer allowed to keep secret the state prosecutors who are pursuing criminal charges against those who posted insults about him on the Internet.
Proper kangaroo republic.
www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/stra...
Strafbare Beleidigungen gegen den Bundeskanzler: Merz muss offenlegen, welche Staatsanwaltschaften ermitteln
Seit Langem versucht Regierungschef Friedrich Merz, Recherchen über Fälle zu verhindern, bei denen er betroffen ist. Nun hat das Berliner Verwaltungsgericht das Kanzleramt zur Auskunft verpflichtet.
www.tagesspiegel.de
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
This is going to sound weird to anybody who isn't German.
The Chancellor of Germany is no longer allowed to keep secret the state prosecutors who are pursuing criminal charges against those who posted insults about him on the Internet.
Proper kangaroo republic.
www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/stra...
The Chancellor of Germany is no longer allowed to keep secret the state prosecutors who are pursuing criminal charges against those who posted insults about him on the Internet.
Proper kangaroo republic.
www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/stra...
Another year, another book bounty. ❤️❤️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Another year, another book bounty. ❤️❤️❤️
Oh wow. Over the years at Tempelhof I've taken around 15,000 pictures of crows and me with them.
Josh turned them into a picture. ❤️❤️❤️
Josh turned them into a picture. ❤️❤️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Oh wow. Over the years at Tempelhof I've taken around 15,000 pictures of crows and me with them.
Josh turned them into a picture. ❤️❤️❤️
Josh turned them into a picture. ❤️❤️❤️
I love Home Alone 2, but I do sorta feel like an anonymous call to the cops with "two violent escaped felons will be at the toy store at X-o'clock this evening" would have been a lot easier.
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I love Home Alone 2, but I do sorta feel like an anonymous call to the cops with "two violent escaped felons will be at the toy store at X-o'clock this evening" would have been a lot easier.
All I Want For Christmas is to be on that table...
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All I Want For Christmas is to be on that table...
Pleased to report that I've decided I can't just use basic ASICS if I'm doing a 10k run every 2-3 days so have bought some actual proper running shoes.
Nobody will be happier about this than my feet.
Nobody will be happier about this than my feet.
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Pleased to report that I've decided I can't just use basic ASICS if I'm doing a 10k run every 2-3 days so have bought some actual proper running shoes.
Nobody will be happier about this than my feet.
Nobody will be happier about this than my feet.
Who does each Simpson vote for in 2025?
My theory? Every single one of them (kids all grown up now) votes Trump except Maggie...
My theory? Every single one of them (kids all grown up now) votes Trump except Maggie...
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Who does each Simpson vote for in 2025?
My theory? Every single one of them (kids all grown up now) votes Trump except Maggie...
My theory? Every single one of them (kids all grown up now) votes Trump except Maggie...
8 year old me at the pop-up Grotto in Asda.
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
8 year old me at the pop-up Grotto in Asda.
Reposted by Chris Ward
"Our President also shares our love of young, nubile girls."
Written by Epstein, just before he died.
Written by Epstein, just before he died.
Wow! Letter from Epstein to a convicted sex offender Larry Nassar right before Epstein’s death.
This was in the files the DOJ released last night and then removed from their site.
This was in the files the DOJ released last night and then removed from their site.
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
"Our President also shares our love of young, nubile girls."
Written by Epstein, just before he died.
Written by Epstein, just before he died.
Children of Germany: I need you to help me make "Gobshite" the Jugendwort des Jahres next year.
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Children of Germany: I need you to help me make "Gobshite" the Jugendwort des Jahres next year.
Last few days of Christmas markets darlings make the most x
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Last few days of Christmas markets darlings make the most x
I'm not sure which side to dislike most in the pubs vs Labour MPs nonsense.
December 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm not sure which side to dislike most in the pubs vs Labour MPs nonsense.
Getting to the point with the Landesamt für Einbürgerung where I might file a cheeky Untätigkeitsklage...
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Getting to the point with the Landesamt für Einbürgerung where I might file a cheeky Untätigkeitsklage...
Not sure I'm ever going to leave the phase where I'm chilling with the warthog and meerkat tbh.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Checks out tbh.
Checks out tbh.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Not sure I'm ever going to leave the phase where I'm chilling with the warthog and meerkat tbh.
I realise we live In Different Times™ now, but the redaction thing is so dumb.
That shit is and was always going to come out. It could either have come out along with everybody else, or it could have its own special final episode where everybody is paying attention to that one person.
That shit is and was always going to come out. It could either have come out along with everybody else, or it could have its own special final episode where everybody is paying attention to that one person.
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I realise we live In Different Times™ now, but the redaction thing is so dumb.
That shit is and was always going to come out. It could either have come out along with everybody else, or it could have its own special final episode where everybody is paying attention to that one person.
That shit is and was always going to come out. It could either have come out along with everybody else, or it could have its own special final episode where everybody is paying attention to that one person.
I know this is what Trump wants us to talk about but I'm damn well going to talk about it ok
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I know this is what Trump wants us to talk about but I'm damn well going to talk about it ok
Reposted by Chris Ward
We are so lucky the people voted Labour for #Change, aren't we?
So Labour are:
- going to cut the number of lobby briefings
- restricting proper journalists from asking questions
- but inviting "influencers" to ask questions
- but these questions have to be pre-submitted for approval
So Labour are:
- going to cut the number of lobby briefings
- restricting proper journalists from asking questions
- but inviting "influencers" to ask questions
- but these questions have to be pre-submitted for approval
"One influencer said that in a previous interview with a government minister they were asked to pre-submit questions for approval and warned against going off subject matter"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Society of Editors decries Starmer’s plan to reduce media scrutiny of No 10
Body representing news organisations says move to cut back on number of lobby briefings is deeply concerning
www.theguardian.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
We are so lucky the people voted Labour for #Change, aren't we?
So Labour are:
- going to cut the number of lobby briefings
- restricting proper journalists from asking questions
- but inviting "influencers" to ask questions
- but these questions have to be pre-submitted for approval
So Labour are:
- going to cut the number of lobby briefings
- restricting proper journalists from asking questions
- but inviting "influencers" to ask questions
- but these questions have to be pre-submitted for approval
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Checks out tbh.
Checks out tbh.
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Checks out tbh.
Checks out tbh.