Chris Ward
@chrisward.de
Left Britain for Berlin after the EU referendum, learnt German, stood in two elections, now a whisker from citizenship.
ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Speaker. Schöneberger. Crow Queen
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ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Speaker. Schöneberger. Crow Queen
Posts in 🇬🇧🇩🇪. Views my own. he/him #thfbleibt #fckafd
"Separate the art from the artist!"
1. It's the artist you're giving your money to.
2. The artist then spends that money on hate.
It really is that simple.
1. It's the artist you're giving your money to.
2. The artist then spends that money on hate.
It really is that simple.
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"Separate the art from the artist!"
1. It's the artist you're giving your money to.
2. The artist then spends that money on hate.
It really is that simple.
1. It's the artist you're giving your money to.
2. The artist then spends that money on hate.
It really is that simple.
I'm loving these tbh.
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm loving these tbh.
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Can't believe I'm the same age as old people. 🎈🎂
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Can't believe I'm the same age as old people. 🎈🎂
Knowing full well who would have really penned this statement, the cowardice is nauseating.
The people responsible for decisions are those that make them, not those who advised them. McSweeney can "take full responsibility for that advice". Starmer must take full responsibility for the decision.
The people responsible for decisions are those that make them, not those who advised them. McSweeney can "take full responsibility for that advice". Starmer must take full responsibility for the decision.
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Knowing full well who would have really penned this statement, the cowardice is nauseating.
The people responsible for decisions are those that make them, not those who advised them. McSweeney can "take full responsibility for that advice". Starmer must take full responsibility for the decision.
The people responsible for decisions are those that make them, not those who advised them. McSweeney can "take full responsibility for that advice". Starmer must take full responsibility for the decision.
Expediting fascist rule for the slimmest chance it might save his skin is very him tbh.
Will Keir Starmer use his nuclear option to try to head off a leadership challenge? www.independent.co.uk/voices/keir-...
Will Keir Starmer use his nuclear option to try to head off a leadership challenge?
The prime minister’s allies have hinted that he will call a general election, says John Rentoul
www.independent.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Expediting fascist rule for the slimmest chance it might save his skin is very him tbh.
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But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?
The big one for me is seeing how much heavy lifting "FPTP keeps extremists out" does in the next general election.
If Starmer goes the last UK Prime Minister to complete a full term was David Cameron in 2015. So much for those who say proportional representation leads to instability.
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The big one for me is seeing how much heavy lifting "FPTP keeps extremists out" does in the next general election.
He's just so good at this stuff. German lefties please take note.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
He's just so good at this stuff. German lefties please take note.
Hey everyone in Berlin just setting off for work.
You will have learnt in the last couple of weeks to walk on snow to gain some friction.
Today there's a layer of ice on top of the snow.
I found landing heel first on higher snow piles helped crack it and give a foothold. Be careful tho.
You will have learnt in the last couple of weeks to walk on snow to gain some friction.
Today there's a layer of ice on top of the snow.
I found landing heel first on higher snow piles helped crack it and give a foothold. Be careful tho.
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Hey everyone in Berlin just setting off for work.
You will have learnt in the last couple of weeks to walk on snow to gain some friction.
Today there's a layer of ice on top of the snow.
I found landing heel first on higher snow piles helped crack it and give a foothold. Be careful tho.
You will have learnt in the last couple of weeks to walk on snow to gain some friction.
Today there's a layer of ice on top of the snow.
I found landing heel first on higher snow piles helped crack it and give a foothold. Be careful tho.
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My attachable shoe spikes are going to turn up today and I tell you know I will fuck up that ice.
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
My attachable shoe spikes are going to turn up today and I tell you know I will fuck up that ice.
This year I learnt there are glaze levels.
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
This year I learnt there are glaze levels.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Accidentally perfect automated search engine question.
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Accidentally perfect automated search engine question.
If you want to know how bad the surfaces are later, the rain on my jacket has iced up on my morning walk.
February 5, 2026 at 6:52 AM
If you want to know how bad the surfaces are later, the rain on my jacket has iced up on my morning walk.
Achievement unlocked: Raven adopted.
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Achievement unlocked: Raven adopted.
I swear to god if divorce wasn't a mission in Germany...
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I swear to god if divorce wasn't a mission in Germany...
Never ask a woman her age.
A man, his salary.
Or Edeka what its name used to stand for.
A man, his salary.
Or Edeka what its name used to stand for.
February 2, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Never ask a woman her age.
A man, his salary.
Or Edeka what its name used to stand for.
A man, his salary.
Or Edeka what its name used to stand for.
Sleeping Beauty is very much my spirit fairy tale person.
I too have often opted to just lie down and go to sleep forever after having to deal with a particularly nasty prick.
I too have often opted to just lie down and go to sleep forever after having to deal with a particularly nasty prick.
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Sleeping Beauty is very much my spirit fairy tale person.
I too have often opted to just lie down and go to sleep forever after having to deal with a particularly nasty prick.
I too have often opted to just lie down and go to sleep forever after having to deal with a particularly nasty prick.
Reminder of the world you inhabit vs the world they do:
If someone said they sent you $75,000... would you have "no record or recollection of receiving" it. Or would you definitely know if you had or not?
If someone said they sent you $75,000... would you have "no record or recollection of receiving" it. Or would you definitely know if you had or not?
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Reminder of the world you inhabit vs the world they do:
If someone said they sent you $75,000... would you have "no record or recollection of receiving" it. Or would you definitely know if you had or not?
If someone said they sent you $75,000... would you have "no record or recollection of receiving" it. Or would you definitely know if you had or not?
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Yes, who wrote this email to Jeffrey Epstein — and why did DOJ redact his name?
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Yes, who wrote this email to Jeffrey Epstein — and why did DOJ redact his name?
Anybody else read the Epstein Musk emails and get the distinct impression he was nicely being pushed back from attending things?
There's a joke somewhere about being so annoying even the paedophile ring didn't want to associate with you...
There's a joke somewhere about being so annoying even the paedophile ring didn't want to associate with you...
January 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Anybody else read the Epstein Musk emails and get the distinct impression he was nicely being pushed back from attending things?
There's a joke somewhere about being so annoying even the paedophile ring didn't want to associate with you...
There's a joke somewhere about being so annoying even the paedophile ring didn't want to associate with you...
I've become one of those people who can't help myself when good lighting is present.
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I've become one of those people who can't help myself when good lighting is present.
The ice is conspiring with Big Gym to get me to sign up to John Reed before the midnight offer deadline expires because I've done one 10k run in the last month vs the usual once every 2/3 days...
I must resist.
I must resist.
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The ice is conspiring with Big Gym to get me to sign up to John Reed before the midnight offer deadline expires because I've done one 10k run in the last month vs the usual once every 2/3 days...
I must resist.
I must resist.