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Matthew Bloch
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environmental storytelling
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Bonjour nos petits macarons. It us the Merchant Adventurers' Hall!

Today we are going to talk about Napoleon. Specifically this statue of Napoleon and his adventures in York.

Rejoignez-nous!
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Unzoomed #664 1/6 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️
unzoomed.com normally very bad at this
Unzoomed
Identify cities using satellite images in this daily puzzle game, where each guess zooms out for enhanced clues.
unzoomed.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The earthquake lorry is here!
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Happy Holloween!
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.

There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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If you ever catch me staring off into space and you wonder what's going on in there, assume it's this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74n...
Dutch Street Organ plays Boney M
YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man
www.youtube.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Felt coot. Might delete later.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Rejected Silksong bosses on a tea break
Start of quick swing through Saxony Anhalt and Thuringia to write various pieces. First stop: the Bauhaus Museum in Dessau
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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[pulled over]

DOG COP: you ran a gray light

DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection

DOG COP: no it was gray
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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please ignore Nintendo's legal department being the longstanding arch-nemesis of games preservation
October 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Good signs to support today's marathon runners (our house is at mile 23)
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Omg
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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One of the best photos I’ve ever taken and it was with an iPhone, five years ago. In Louisville. I never figured out the story behind this. And sadly the building was torn down.
January 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Turning a dial that kicks me in the balls and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
My American partner works in a specialist role for a multinational, one of three globally.

Her visa is in renewal. Her father died this week. She can't go back until the Home Office "computer says yes". Her route to ILR has now been restarted to begin at zero of ten years, after years here already.
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
en.akinator.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This feels quite late in life to start on an "insulting racists on Facebook" phase.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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📚 My current contract is coming to an end in Dec so I am now looking for new work!

⭐ I am an award-winning & expert/lead game writer & narrative designer.

🌎 I am interested in long & short term contracts & consultancy, ideally remote.

Let's chat!

hannahnicklin.com
linkedin.com/in/hannah-nicklin
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
October 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM