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The earthquake lorry is here!
A train of specialized vehicles, one of which is hammering the ground and shaking my house
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Titanic II: 100 Years Later, lightning strikes twice.
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Good signs to support today's marathon runners (our house is at mile 23)
Two signs on the ground read: HURRY UP MY ARMS ARE TIRED! NO ONE LIKES A QUICK FINISHER
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Chris Morris standing in front of a confusing diagram containing geometric shapes, and the words MAN, DRUGS, DEAD CHILDREN and SMALL JOY
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The Bluesky search box saying "connections bullshit"
October 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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The Savage Beastfly from Silksong, crashing into a wall
September 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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and the illustration they use...
Credit: Shutterstock AI
September 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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They've put WHSmith in a museum already 💀
LIVE SIGNWRITING While exploring Station Hall over the birthday weekend, witness a York-based expert signwriter at work putting the finishing touches on our new star object in the space - the WHSmith Station Bookstall that stood in London Waterloo from 1921! FIND OUT MORE →
September 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Kate Bush, dramatically backlit and weaking elaborate headgear, singing "Babooshka"
September 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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A long time ago it *almost* did a decent job of making something colourable for my daughter, except for the extra leg.
a black and white greyhound, very relaxed, on its back on a sofa the same greyhound in the style of a colouring book, but with an extra leg added
September 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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The local flag shagger group is trying to take some credit for cleaning it up, rather than reflect on their part in the vandalism 😕
We heard about the Dragon's House takeaway being vandalised last night by kids on dirt bikes and headed straight over to help clean it up. When we arrived, we were glad to see another local tradesman, Isaac from Crystal Clean Windows, already tackling the front windows. We'd brought along graffiti remover and equipment to deal with the brickwork on the side of the shop, so we got straight to work alongside him. We tried to remove it as best we could! Sadly, this isn't the first time this has happened -it seems to crop up everyyear. Moments like this show why communities need to come together,look out for one another, and make sure we all do our part to keep our area safe and respected.
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Trivia, the only surefire method to prove your age online.
A proof-of-age question from "Leisure Suite Larry In Land Of The Lounge Lizards": O.J.Simpson is: a. an R&B Singer b. under dictment c. embarassed by his first name (Olivia) d. no one to fool with
August 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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My first five Steam games, the first of which I have zero memory of! (6th was Half Life, finally, for $1.19)
5th: Stubbs The Zombie $5.86 4th: Geometry Wars $4.69 3rd: STALKER: Shadow Of Chernobyl $23.49 2nd: Audiosurf $11.74 1st: Xpand Rally $10.52
August 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Normal sleeping position
A black greyhound on its back, legs splayed in every direction. No eyes visible, only teeth.
July 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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sexy classics that's what
In Search Of The Trojan War (title from TV series) Michael Wood gesticulating at pictures of archaeologists A Greek pot, probably Michael Wood gesticulating at a 1985 computer screen diagram of Troy
July 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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wait I posted the wrong one, he keeps going
the same greyhound, nose visibly pressed against the carpet
July 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Same appointment for Sean the greyhound today! £550 for an eerily white smile and a gallon of pee on the living room carpet.
a greyhound asleep, falling out of an armchair, nose on the floor
July 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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If you see this share a skeleton (or two)
Tom Hanks as David S Pumpkins, and the skeletons (who are part of it)
June 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The absolute state of this, in the official C# documentation page for String.Split 🤦
Use GitHub Copilot to split a string You can use GitHub Copilot in your IDE to generate code to split strings using String.Split in C#. You can customize the prompt to use strings and delimiters per your requirements. The following text shows an example prompt for Copilot Chat: Copilot prompt Generate C# code to use Split.String to split a string into substrings. Input string is "You win some. You lose some." Delimiters are space and period. Provide example output. GitHub Copilot is powered by AI, so surprises and mistakes are possible. For more information, see Copilot FAQs. Learn more about GitHub Copilot in Visual Studio and GitHub Copilot in VS Code.
June 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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He trying to be small
A greyhound curled up in the corner of a red sofa, covering his nose with his paw
June 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This seems accurately reported? I agree the article extrapolates its motivation.
. We are proud of our multiracial democracy and we utterly reject divisive identity politics, which undermines the bonds of solidarity between those of different sexes, races and nationalities. We should legislate to root out DEI in hiring practices, sentencing decisions, and wherever else we find it in our public bodies. Labour must restore the integrity of the state.
June 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Ah yeah this one's for me
A box for a keyboard with the subtitle "knob version"
May 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Hello Mr Bloch, Incident Date: 29 September 2023 We just wanted to let you know that your claim has now been closed as we have received full reimbursement of our costs from the third party representative. What this means for you: · Your no claims discount will not be affected because of the incident. · If your no claims discount was affected while your claim was open this will now be reinstated. Our Sales and Service team will be in touch, should you have any questions please contact them on 0345 673 0000. · Please see your policy schedule and policy booklet for further guidance. · You will need to tell any future insurers that you have had a non-fault claim. Thank you for your time and cooperation throughout your claim. The Claims Team, Tesco Underwritin skeleton giving a thumbs up
May 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits.
Balatro Balatro Balatro Balatro
May 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Regard this animated hieroglyph
May 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM