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Matthew Bloch
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I like that their equivalent for "a fish out of water" is "an octopus in a garage"
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not the best but the rubbery D'Ampton worm chasing Hugh Grant round and round a hillock sticks in my mind.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I believe it, though that framing doesn't sell the potential benefit. Would you support X% - if you ... could always see a GP the same day? Could get a bus into town within 5 minutes? etc. etc.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
yeahhhh but it sure feels like government by avoiding whoever will shout loudest
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I met the lovely composer when he did the music for a friend's production of Cinderella! Absolute prodigy. He did a smoking cover of Wuthering Heights www.youtube.com/watch?v=bja0...
Felix Plays Stuff - Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush Cover)
YouTube video by Felix Hagan
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
That'd be some 2nd-order cowardice! Unfortunately it seems explicable by 1st-order cowardice & indecision ☹️
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Haha can't wait. Just going to be chanting bees Bees BEEs BEES whenever he's on screen
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
They should just put all of these on the advert for the game, from the most recent...

Magma sea breaching into Hell
Dead suspects confess to crimes
Human civilization's soldier is an Alligator Recruit
Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"
Elve traders upset by pig tail bags
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I don't get why two execs had to resign. Seems like any other accusation of bias that they defend every week.

I don't understand why they don't refer Trump to Arkell vs Pressdram. But (...gas intensifies...) they'll write a gigantic cheque and put our license fee up won't they.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Starmer "Not a man I'd be willing to work with", but on talking to Putin - "sociopathic behaviour to say you wouldn’t negotiate with the president or prime minister of any country." 😬
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Bravo 👏 Last time they made me do this I immediately unpacked in front of the counter! I am unembarrassable! (my wife is not 😬).
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Is that Vesturbaejarlaug? Our last trip to Reykjavik was a tour every pool & trying not to get killed by the weather 💖
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Fuck me he's my local MP. "Labour's DOGE". FUCK ME. What did I elect. What's wrong with him.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
You constantly remind me to put a record on, and that whole albums (that I know) help me concentrate. I need to move the turntable closer to my office 😁
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Night Manor from UFO50 is excellent, doesn't outstay its welcome.
November 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Balmuda toaster is the one you want. It can make two slices, and reheat pastries & pizza really quick.
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've had one of those in my eBay basket on and off for about 2 years.
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
For a company worth more than god, not stupid! Just illegal. They'll already have put the settlement aside money to pay. One day. When a court orders it and probably not before.
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM