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Ringleader of the gongfarmers
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That explains the smell.
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Stupid sexy trains
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Ready to roll #ArtemisII
January 17, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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I'll say it again: watching Robert Jenrick do "cunning politics" is like watching a toddler hide behind a cushion.

"Where's Robert gone? THERE HE IS! Oh no! Where is he? THERE HE IS!"
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I can't believe... I mean....

WHAT!??
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Deluded wine mom's sounds like a band I'd like. Bikini Kill with more East Bay Ray guitar with added psychedelic turns.
Ladies you “Zumba-ed” too hard!
January 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Captain Sensible will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.
January 7, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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entering 2026
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Sex Bomb-adil.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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If this was mine I’d be in the cells by now x
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pretty sure I have this Led Zep album on vinyl
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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*Slams this skeet on the Cabinet table*: this is what we believe!
i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wait, are they calling solid snake to tell him this news?
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows im miserable now!
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Hands off cocks, on socks"
"Last night I heard my mama singing a song,
Ooh-wee, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep".
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Current obsession: photos of Siouxsie Sioux and Pam Hogg over the years getting absolutely munted together
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Want to know how to play mods with UZDoom? @mistericarus.bsky.social 's got you covered! #ForkedUnderA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOu6...
How To Play Doom Mods With UZDoom
YouTube video by IcarusLIVES
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me, flirting
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My toddler when he has Nutella on his pancake.
incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow RFK Jr really does just fuck right off. Real "mission accomplished agent 47" vibes.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM