Mark Umansky
@markumansky.bsky.social
I make photos for @thekeyplay.bsky.social and build robots. Go Hokies. EDSBS.
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
boy they about to do it
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
boy they about to do it
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
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*Werner Herzog voice*
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
*Werner Herzog voice*
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
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Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38
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now the pop tart can die
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
now the pop tart can die
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Football has to hurt. That’s why it’s great.
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Football has to hurt. That’s why it’s great.
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make al michaels call the pop tarts bowl and don't tell him what happens at the end of the game
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
make al michaels call the pop tarts bowl and don't tell him what happens at the end of the game
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
happy poptartsmas
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
happy poptartsmas
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Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
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The other two are dead.
The third best Python speaks.
Wishing you all a merry day in the Universe with whatever you believe caused it. Be happy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The other two are dead.
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Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
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the entirety of the metal gear solid series
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the entirety of the metal gear solid series
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me, December 24th:
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
me, December 24th:
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bring back the BCS, give control to the computers, embrace modernity
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
bring back the BCS, give control to the computers, embrace modernity
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lol Manny shitting on JMU, that's right
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
lol Manny shitting on JMU, that's right